Brit Brit & KFed Are Doing It Again
The two horny possums are at it again, so says Star Magazine. They claim that Brit Brit and KFed are bumping hog pits all over the place during her tour. I'm sure Brit Brit just can't keep her Cheeto-covered paws off of KFed now that his chichis are bigger than hers. When he jiggles it, her twatty lips clap.
One source said , "It's like they're newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."
Brit Brit and KFed haven't been too careful, because another source said his girlfriend Victoria Prince "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar."
The source must have heard it wrong from Victoria. KFed's hand was literally in a cookie jar filled with Nutter Butters. He thought he would be nice, so he brought Brit Brit a jar of NBs along with an economy-sized bag of pork rinds and some hot sauce. For old times sake.
You know how KFed and Brit Brit are both serious about their eats, so they got all nekkid, because clothes can be distracting when you're trying to get down to business. Then when a little hot sauce fell on KFed's fat titty, Brit Brit licked it off. It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter. Victoria didn't see any kind of wrong shit! She just saw too old friends bonding over their favorite pastime!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:29pm.
My butt flaps are hangin out.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
It is her build. Years and years of gymnastics and dancing. Her legs will always look like that.
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My butt flaps are hangin out.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:21pm.
That's it, I'm nominating him for a Rhodes scholarship. He's a genius, ya'll!
Nah. They're just mindlessly fucking like the white trash this photo shows them to be.
She's a hobbit.
Him........yeah......he's pretty "fly" for a white guy.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
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it'd be like 2005 all over again!
I don't get how her legs can be so muscular when she doesn't dance anymore? Yeah I know it's an old picture but the legs are the same.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
How trashtastic!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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Its Shitney Britches
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:09pm.
This is KFed's notion of how to increase his child-support payments.
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That's it, I'm nominating him for a Rhodes scholarship. He's a genius, ya'll!
MK you are right about that "too old friends" for for sure....too damn old for the shit! lol
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Britney's probably desperate at this point. And Kevin's always been a Ho.
Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please
let this be true.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Jamie Spears made him do it. Britney is restless, and if she gets involved with some one else that means a smaller slice of the pie for everyone. They don't need another Adnan. Now that's what I call conservatorship!
Oh, Shandi, muscular legs covered with a layer of cottage cheese.
They deserve each other.....and the daughter the Shit Shit most likely craves.
And MK, THANK YOU for this picture. I do remember it, but I think when it was originally published I was more focused on the CD on the finger, rather than the Cheeto bag. Your Cheetoling.
Looking at this picture I have to say that those two really did fit together. They should get remarried and divorced several times with little cheetolings thrown in every few years for the next 20 years just to fulfill all the requirements of stereotyping.
You know what, Britney? It would really work for me if you would look into this medical procedure called tubal ligation...seriously. We don't need any more of your spawn running around. Thanks.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
OKAY, YA'LL I COME IN THIS LOWER CHAT CHAT TO FIND
YOU FAULTING BRITTNEY AND THE TOILET BATS TOO!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Thats the stuff dreams are made of right here!
Ugh, Shitney's legs were always WAY too muscular to be attractive. She was always pretty from the waist up but those legs, damn. She Hulk. Not cute.
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Agreed. I have a friend like this, too. Her legs are just too damn muscular and it does NOT look good.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:05pm.
If this is true, please tell me they're using protection. And I don't mean an empty Cheeto bag.
This is KFed's notion of how to increase his child-support payments.
Underbooby butter? Ha!
Brit looks like her right arm is missing in this picture. Weird.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:03pm.
Hey Frito!!!! I agree! Though it is no secret how I feel about Britney's legs.....lol
I don't believe this story.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Oh K-fed, I'm disappointed in you.
Aww the romance of a generation back on you say? Sweet! Now all we need is Wino and Blaaaaaake back together for normal service to be resumed.
If this is true, please tell me they're using protection. And I don't mean an empty Cheeto bag.
why is anyone surprised when stupid people continue to do stupid things?
PS wear condoms bitches, and please stop having 47 chromosome babies!
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
Oh, BS. If they had waited a day or two before going to press it could have been Brit-Brit and SamRo.
Print this picture in the dictionary as an illustration of the definition for:
"WHITE TRASH"
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
That picture is so photoshopped, but I'm sure that is her bloated, trailer trash body taken before her pappy got a hold to her dumb ass.
Baptized in da funk!
Hey Frito!!!! I agree! Though it is no secret how I feel about Britney's legs.....lol
I don't believe this story.
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Jessica Simpson was dropped by her Country label. Rock and R&B both immediately called “Not it!”
-Best week Ever
Wow, Twatney and K-Fat were trashy ho-bags, weren't they?
Awww the memories this photo gives me MK, thank you.
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This is so bad to think about. In so many ways.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
Not too surprised. K-Fat can get way more money if he's banging Brit.
Ugh, Shitney's legs were always WAY too muscular to be attractive. She was always pretty from the waist up but those legs, damn. She Hulk. Not cute.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Meat Pole prolly seems more like Cocktail Frank these days.
Um...what?!
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