Wednesday, April 8th 2009

Brit Brit & KFed Are Doing It Again

The two horny possums are at it again, so says Star Magazine. They claim that Brit Brit and KFed are bumping hog pits all over the place during her tour. I'm sure Brit Brit just can't keep her Cheeto-covered paws off of KFed now that his chichis are bigger than hers. When he jiggles it, her twatty lips clap.

One source said , "It's like they're newlyweds all over again. Brit and Kevin can't keep their hands off each other! The flings have made them both a lot happier."

Brit Brit and KFed haven't been too careful, because another source said his girlfriend Victoria Prince "caught him with his hand in the cookie jar."

The source must have heard it wrong from Victoria. KFed's hand was literally in a cookie jar filled with Nutter Butters. He thought he would be nice, so he brought Brit Brit a jar of NBs along with an economy-sized bag of pork rinds and some hot sauce. For old times sake.

You know how KFed and Brit Brit are both serious about their eats, so they got all nekkid, because clothes can be distracting when you're trying to get down to business. Then when a little hot sauce fell on KFed's fat titty, Brit Brit licked it off. It's a scientific fact that hot sauce tastes better to hillbillies when mixed with a little underbooby butter. Victoria didn't see any kind of wrong shit! She just saw too old friends bonding over their favorite pastime!

Image: Fame Pictures

Posted by: Michael K


Manimal5's picture

Submitted by KD on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:16pm.

Usually if I've broken up with someone or have been dumped...going back to that person again...usually doesn't happen. Of course the last words of...I hope you die a horrible death doesn't help either!

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Teddy Rubskin's picture

I'm cool with a bunch of girls I used to date but wasn't ever serious. Not so much my ex's from serious relationships. But the others I sometimes hang out with time to time and when the mood is right........sexytimes

KD's picture

I had a feeling this was going to happen. C'mon, I know a bunch of you sluts have done the same thing. Once you get that comfortable with someone, it's probably really easy to slip back into it again.
But seriously, are any of you still friends with someone you've slept with? And have since moved on, have someone else, and still talk to them regularly? Is it awkward?

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:54pm.
When he jiggles it, her twatty lips clap.

Lip clapping...sounds like golf claps?

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:51pm.

Night Horz!
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Night!

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:47pm.
This could only get better if they don't use birth control.

*rubs hands together*
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Birth control? Pssht..With these two Kfed spits on his dick and says some hillbilly prayer...
'good poon, good meat, Oh, lord let's eat...'

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

EvilShoe's picture

When he jiggles it, her twatty lips clap.

Honestly, sometimes I think MK is commingback.

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Oh, hurl!
I am going to have nightmares now...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.'s picture

Night Horz!

M.E.'s picture

i don't see Papa Spears approving of this.

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:45pm.
Team V.,

He's going to have Vietnam vet-like flashbacks for years every time he's downwind of some Cheetos
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Let's hope the PTSS boils over and he pulls a murder/suicide to save all man kind.

TITS's picture

This could only get better if they don't use birth control.

*rubs hands together*

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letinstar's picture

@m.e.

i'm on my knees right now praying to the higher power that when these two bump bellies, the sperm and the egg does not meet...but i dunno, cheeto dust is like baby fertilizer with these two...
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nice ass...when does it open?

madam s.'s picture

Team V.,

He's going to have Vietnam vet-like flashbacks for years every time he's downwind of some Cheetos.

M.E.'s picture

Well....guess I'd better pay attention to the BH.

Team Valtrex's picture

Hard to believe he's that desperate for cash.

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M.E.'s picture

letinstar - please for all that is Holy, I hope you are wrong!

Tyroan's picture

I swear these two must be related to the Palins.

letinstar's picture

this is trashy love at it's finest...and natch they're rubbing hillbilly bellies without a condom...looks like we'll be in for a cheeto "over the moon" surprise coming up real soon...
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nice ass...when does it open?

M.E.'s picture

Hysteria, this is an old pic from when they were first bumping uglies, pre SPF and JJ.

Hysteria's picture

those are the same shorts she always wears. and so it appears k-fat is back at the trough. blech

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madam s.'s picture

They can have that second stone-washed denim themed dream wedding they didn't get to have the first time around! Jamie-Lynn will be maid of honor and 8 months pregnant with her second child. The bridesmaids will all be drunk and barefoot about an hour into the event. The guests will toast the couple with wine coolers and "blowjob" shots. Britney and Kfed will have a drunken, sloppy fight before the end of the night.

I want to go!

Tigerlilly's picture

Slutrat Skeevie, Hoodrat Damned
Do the fuckerbag at a Hoodrat Land
And they fuckey, Sam is so muckey

And they girl and they hurl and they tango
Lip syncin' jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Hoodrat Love

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M.E.'s picture

I refuse to believe ANYONE is willing to have sex with Shitney after witnessing her publicly swaping panities with Go Go dancer, etc.

Underbooby butter!!! I just lost my dinner! It's like bulimia, but by accident!

M.E.'s picture

If this is true, K-Fred is more stupid than I gave him credit for. After what this woman has done to him, he's a complete helmet wearing window licker if he's touching that corroded twat again.

dreamhypnotique's picture

This is what happens when an unstoppable whore meets an immovable redneck.

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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:13pm.

... and trash never leaves the dump.

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Ahhh true hillbilly love is alive and well!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Auntie Mame's picture

Only a dog returns to eat its own vomit. When a relationship is over please keep it that way.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:01pm.
Ahhaha... "two horny possums"! and "bumping hog pits"! Ahhaha, Oh merciful humor gods, please let this be true.
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And them chirruns better be shuckin' corn for our raccoon an' chipmunk stew..else I whup the Jesus out of 'em....YOU HEAR ME, YOUNGIN'S???? Damn no good lil' good fer nuthin's....Whare's my Reds and Jack?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

madam s.'s picture

Britney, Papa Spears, or the nannies better keep Tater Tot and Small Fry under close supervision, because mark my words, that Victoria Prince is a bunny or baby boiler. She will make little Tater into a stew and serve it up at the next trailer park pot luck.

madam s.'s picture

Ahhaha... "two horny possums"! and "bumping hog pits"! Ahhaha, Oh merciful humor gods, please let this be true.

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But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:50pm.

That pic right there is pure class in its finest, fully realized form. C'est magnifique!

Ah, the good ol' days of barefooted, daisy duked, Cheeto chompin'!!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Hahaha! I second you, and third you on the liquor thing. (or as Britney would say, moonshine)

Haven't seen you around here in ages!

parissucksliterally's picture

have fun ragging on the white trash! gotta go hit Karate....see you in an hour and a half......

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:50pm.
That pic right there is pure class in its finest, fully realized form. C'est magnifique!

Ah, the good ol' days of barefooted, daisy duked, Cheeto chompin'!!

Yes the good ole days...the whale watch tours...head shaving....umbrella wielding fuckery!

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

That pic right there is pure class in its finest, fully realized form. C'est magnifique!

Ah, the good ol' days of barefooted, daisy duked, Cheeto chompin'!!

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:43pm.
Right UA! I love how people pick on skinny bony feet- I'd rather look at Angie's or Nicole Richie's skinny feet than Britney's Barney Rubble type feet ANY day!
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Hellooooo PSL!
Uncle is definitely a "leg man"....but certainly chooses skinny feet over bologna feet every day!

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parissucksliterally's picture

Right UA! I love how people pick on skinny bony feet- I'd rather look at Angie's or Nicole Richie's skinny feet than Britney's Barney Rubble type feet ANY day!

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TITS's picture

A part of me feels sorry for britney. She has such unfortunate bosoms.

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christine the hoff's picture

she is the master of skinny thick

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christine the hoff's picture

she is the master of skinny thick

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Fucka Doodle Doo!

TITS's picture

why is there a green chair floating in the background?

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LA's picture

Dear God, let this be true. They were trashtastic together.

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:32pm.
You know, I bet she's easier to manage when she's getting regular porking.

Makes perfect sense...calm the wild beast...purrrrrr!

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Uncle Ashtray's picture

I know I've seen those feet before......Shit....it just hit me! Barney Rubble feets.

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TITS's picture

You know, I bet she's easier to manage when she's getting regular porking.

I know I am!

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Sugaroo's picture

What in hairy old hell is that cornpone wearing? She looks like twenty pounds of buttroast rolled up in a big old flour tortilla with the ends flapping open!

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