Friar Nip Tuck
Meet 66-year-old Rev. William Blasingame of Staten Island, NY. Rev. Willie faces up to 15 years in the chokey after he broke the 8th Commandment by stealing $85,000 from St. Paul's Memorial Episcopal, the church where he worked.
Rev. Willie used the money on plastic surgery procedures, Botox shots, car insurance, pretty clothes, prescription meds and club memberships. I know it's hard to believe that Rev. Willie's beauty isn't natural. It looks like Jesus himself put his hands on Willie's face. His stunning looks burn my eyes. He has a face only the red light of an underground bath house could love.
Rev. Willie worked at the church for 30 years, but began stealing from the beautification (HA!) fund 4 years ago.
The New York Post says Rev. Willie obviously only used the money to make himself pretty, because his house looks like the inside of Wino's crackhive. One church employee said there was animal shit and liquor bottles everywhere! They had to use 5 dumpsters to empty all the crap in his rectory. And I bet there's a bunch of nasty crap in his rectum too. It had to be said.
Obviously, Rev. Willie doesn't believing in the saying "Cleanliness is next to Godliness." But he does believe in "Plasticness is next to Godliness."
Well, luckily Rev. Willie has that precious face. It will take him very far in prison. And by "very far," I mean face first into a foam mattress.
And is it just me or does Rev. Willie sort of look like Richard Chamberlain in The Thorn Birds? I know. I need to go stick my head in a toilet.
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Weird: he has pretty green eyes. I wonder if he wears colored contacts.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
His eye area looks good. The rest of him is kind of bleh, though. But he's 66--I don't really know how much you can expect out of a plastic surgeon at that age, and who knows what he looked like before.
REFUND. *covers eyes*
Between embezzlement and messing around with children, priests have a big PR job ahead of them--because, right now, they're looking like a passle of corrupt, insane, and harmful jerks.
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funniest story ever!
What fresh hell is this?
Staten Island fucks people up in the head... I am convinced.
I grew up there, my immediate family is still there. I am heading back this weekend for Easter. I like to keep my distance :)
Not to say this couldn't have happened anywhere, I just find it particularly amusing that it was SI.
He reminds me of Maggie Smith.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
When I first saw his pic in the paper yesterday, I thought David Bowie was having a bad day!
Shame on him!
I love you MK, you brighten up my day with people who are full of themselves and feces.
yet another submission to keith mays for menwholooklikeoldlesbians. I need to win a prize or at least a finders fee.
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
She is a 'reverend' for a heretic(aka false, illegitimate) church, that is any 'church' other than he One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church of Rome (of which we are a devout communicant).
Next.
P.S. With Mary spending all that money why did she not get a facelift, which she badly needs?
He needed to look purty for the young-uns.
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The way he beat his church out of all that money, his plastice surgeon beat him with that etch a sketch face lift. I wonder if it was Mickey Rourke's ex butcher who worked on this twat's face?
I'm sure Rev Playsthegame will be pulling a Jimmy Swaggart/Jim Baker I have sinned weepathon sermon b4 his congregation.
This man is so low I'll take to heart what my grandmother used to say regarding people who were lower than pnd scum: God don't like ugly so roll your eyes and leave them to heaven.
he seems to have the look of someone with facial wasting from years of taking HIV meds..
ugh... there is NOTHING WRONG anymore , 8 yrs of Bush, Cheney, Madoff, have FUCKED this nation beyond repair
excuse me while I go barf ...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Wow they've already had a couple of these. There was a guy in florida a couple years back.
Madoff and now the ministers. Sure why not? Just pass the champange glass. I'm going to be drunk while the titanic goes down.
If he's gonna spend all that stolen money on plastic surgery, then WHAT THE FUCK? Why does his face look like someone ripped it off and pasted it back on with Elmer's?
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A couple of people commented he's not good looking, considering the money he stole for cosmetic surgery.
For a 66 year-old guy, he looks okay, though he's clearly been hitting the Irish Whiskey too hard. Granted, SATAN will be making him his bitch shortly, but hey! At least....he'll look guilty as sin?
I got nothing. He's soooo screwed.
If he wanted a ticket straight for the hand basket to Hell, wish granted.
Jesus wants you to have a face lift!!! JC don't like no ugly...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
er...the plastic surgeon that did that shit to the good rev's face deserves some time in the pokey for this fucked up mug...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 9:20pm.
I thought vanity was a sin.
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Yeah, no...Vanity is only a sin if you're like, ugly and stuff...DUH! I mean, read the Bible why don'cha???? GAH!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's not just you. Yes. Chamberlain. Yes.
HS--I can't believe this is my first comment. I <3 you immensely, MichaelK. Read you daily.
You effin' rule!
MH
"Car-free:" one letter away from "carefree," but means the same thing.
He looks like a creepy version of the singer to New Order / Joy Division.
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I thought vanity was a sin.
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I thought it was the "Lord of the Dance" guy.....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4-r2MpRMs
Steals all that money for face lifts and bitch still looks like he was crafted out of Silly Putty by a ten year old with ADD.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
ps I know not nar a heathen up in here is trying to challenge MK as to the number of the commandment when we all know MK is the most pious and holy of men!
and yes it is in most religions the 8th commandment...
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
If he really is 66, he doesn't look like it (not to me).
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Wow, he got gypped. Even worse than Octomom and Michael Jackson. And the least he could have done is sprung for some Rogaine after stealing all that money. Jesus needs to take the wheel for sure and just drive these idiots off the damn road.
BTW do plastic surgeons even need degrees anymore because I would beat mine with a damn bat if he or she sent me out into the the world looking even more horrid than when I came in. How in the hell are people walking out with wonky faces and tits and shit and just going about life like it's okay they paid to get beat by the ugly stick.
I got a stick too, and I can beat anyone with it for $15,000, okay? (some folk I might beat for free....)
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
holey and Imean holy, shit, what else is there to say?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Pretty good game for a blasing game
looks kind of like udo kier blended with a little bit of chris walken ;p
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 7:28pm.
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LOL! *MuaH* right back atcha'..If 20 doctors and a lifetime of thorozine didn't do it, I don't think that'll be a problem.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
JESUS H NITTY! There's something seriously wrong with you.
Don't change a thing.
*MWAH*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Dude is trying to look like "Hugo, man of a thousand faces":
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/123888176_66857a3dda.jpg?v=0
gotta love the toys from the 70's
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 7:01pm.
He looks like Jack Wrangler (without the integrity). Excuse my Beauty !
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spooooky. Jack wrangler died today. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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He kinda reminds me of my son's pediatric dentist.
That guy has had a lotta nipping and tucking.
Sad, Episcopal Priests are allowed to accept money from parishioners like when they die so it ain't so bad for the crafty ones. He obviously wasn't popular at all!
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
And while I'm at it..just had to post this little one too, since I ran across it while looking for the Jesus video...LMAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWHW-jxxS1U
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
The Rev obviously has never witnessed the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFGBaM2VVjM
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
BTW, technically he broke the 7th Commandment, not the 8th.
LMAO
Hi sir, yes, I'd like a ticket to Hell, please. Can I book the seat next to Michael K?
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Dick happens! - MK
He is one Hwat dude!~
He looks like Gary Glitter.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Staten Island.
Figures.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
One bad apple and I can just see the comments against organized religion will be pouring in.
JULIAN SANDS IS THAT YOU!!!!
He looks like Jack Wrangler (without the integrity). Excuse my Beauty !
He bought plastic surgery, clothes, car insurance, perscription meds, and club memberships? I see the deadly Hollywood Virus is spreading. And spreading at a scary pace.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:47pm.
all their good writers work on the witty pun headlines
...at least he didnt touch any weiners
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He has dick sucking lips. No offense.