Wednesday, April 8th 2009

This Hurts


No Doubt is better than this and that's why their cover of Adam and the Ants' "Stand and Deliver" has kicked me in the soul as well as in the ear drums. I'm one of the lone hos who actually liked their cover of "It's My Life," but this is butchery in the first degree. Gwen Stefani just wasn't meant to sing some things and this is one of them.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:06pm.
That SUCKS! I liked Adam Ant too! Remember when he was dating one of the MTV vj's Downtown Julie Brown? Anyhoo, why don't they just cover "Into the Groove" or "Time After Time"?

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Wow yeah good idea about Time After Time! Gwen has said before that that song is one of her all time favorites, and that she wanted her solo ballads (Early Winter etc) to have that sound.

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 8:36pm.

First she trashes my beloved Talk Talk, and now this.
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One of my favourite songs of all time... I even own it on vinyl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAVJTQeFiQ

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

First she trashes my beloved Talk Talk, and now this. I know Adam and the Ants were shite, but some things are still sacred.

literarylioness's picture

That SUCKS! I liked Adam Ant too! Remember when he was dating one of the MTV vj's Downtown Julie Brown? Anyhoo, why don't they just cover "Into the Groove" or "Time After Time"? Madonna and Lauper should be thrilled with that.

AttentionWhore's picture

GAWWWD! That is horrible!
Please tell me that's a joke.
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jalynne's picture

Her pseudo accent is worse than Conan trying to sound Irish.

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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 6:01pm.
Why do I feel that Mrs. Rossdale is only back with the band out of pity and will probably get knocked up by Gavin three dates in and have to pull out?

She *is* No Doubt. As Howard Stern once said when fighting with a member of Bon Jovi who thought that he was as big as John: "Name the other two Supremes!"

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Hmmm...Moe and Larry?

Why do I feel that Mrs. Rossdale is only back with the band out of pity and will probably get knocked up by Gavin three dates in and have to pull out?

She *is* No Doubt. As Howard Stern once said when fighting with a member of Bon Jovi who thought that he was as big as John: "Name the other two Supremes!"

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Um, wow. That was, as my sister would say, "ungood." Gwen sounds atrocious.

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Submitted by impacted waste on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 5:16pm.
Having seen Adam twice in my early youth I have to say that he represents , to me , the best of the 80's ,before it became whatever the fuck it is remembered as now
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Holy fingernails on a motherfucking chalkboard. I normally have trouble digesting Gwen's Retard Betty Boop schtick, but this literally makes me want to puke.

And... of all the awesome 80's music available... Adam and The Ants? Seriously? I know the rest of the band would like to make money, but stop listening to the vapid poseur fronting your band, guys, she has ZERO credibility.

Edit: Just to clarify, I don't think A&TA's suck... it's just that covering Adam and The Ants is just so... obvious. Equivalent to covering Cyndi Lauper or Madonna.

stake_spike's picture

This just proves without a doubt she cannot sing. She's like a hipster chameleon jumping on any new trend she can claim as her own. Over it.

impacted waste's picture

Having seen Adam twice in my early youth I have to say that he represents , to me , the best of the 80's ,before it became whatever the fuck it is remembered as now . Sorry , you can't have Adam and the Ants , Adam Ant , Devo or a half dozen other things that I hold sacred . I can appreciate Gwen / No Doubt demonstrating their tragic hipness but seriously , hands fucking off . I mean it , I'm already about half looney , don't make me motherfuckers .

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Wow, this stinks. It couldn't be worse if she tried.

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OneCharmingBastard's picture

Heresy.....and this is fucking Adam Ant we're talking about here - not exactly Bowie, Bolan, or even Bono - but thus reeks of Paint-By-Numbers/All-About-The-Benjamin's type schlock - their equally putrid cover of "It's My Life" showed us where they were going, and apparently it's to sodomize my adolescence some more. And not in the good way.

The only move of credibility restoration at this point would be to actually cover Marilyn's "Calling Your Name"......

tommybluez's picture

I liked the Sugar Ray version!!!!!!!!! this bites my hairy ass

d-nice's picture

Total Hack!

I am so over the GS bubblegum pop tartness already. Seriously, it is played. Looks like ND is now GS w/ND.

Having kids and being such a cash cow has killed any ounce of cool she had left in her.

Major-Giggles's picture

As much as I adore Gwen, what the fuck have you done? That's musical murder babes.

Spoiled's picture

Don't forget that Gavin's "friend", Marilyn, was also one of MK's Hot Sluts! http://www.dlisted.com/node/27393

According to Boy George's autobiography, during the 80's Rossdale enjoyed a long-term homosexual relationship with drag queen pop-star Marilyn. George described Rossdale as "very flirtatious and ambitious". When George was writing, Bush were well on their way to rock stardom and Rossdale appeared at his house to persuade him not to include he and Marilyn. Rossdale strenuously denied the allegations, claiming he and Marilyn were "just good friends".

And here's the info from Marilyn (w/photo):
http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=26771

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Gwen just sucks. I have never ever understood her appeal at all. Bad voice, stupid lyrics she is by far the least talented member of the group. Her solo crap was God awful I mean I will walk out of a store when I hear that shit on the dial. Hang it up Gwen, it's time. When your 40 and doing horrific covers of 30 year old songs it's time to call it a day. And I have to agree that I don't think she ever got over Tony. She just thought she could do better.

sonne's picture

I'm off to youtube now to hear the original. Must wipe this crap out of my head. ;)

sonne's picture

Horrible. Absolutely horrible. One of the best things about this song was the fucking drums. This is totally limp dick drums. She has no passion for the cheese factor of this song either. painful.

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From Boozehag
To Straightman...WOW, I had no idea that even existed. Makes me kinda sad to see it.

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Adam struggles with mental illness and this was recorded during a manic phase.

Of course, no one stopped him from doing it.
Sad and horrible.

To Straightman...WOW, I had no idea that even existed. Makes me kinda sad to see it.

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BLASPHEMY for F*CK's Sake!

Adam needs to get all bi-polar on this bitch!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:56pm.
Boozehag : ok so YOU know what I mean when I say have you found the Lost Hawaiians?

Yes snowpiece indeed I do! And I have the Red Scab to prove it...PLEASE don't get me started, next I'll be upstairs painting a white stripe across my face...

TheStraightMan's picture

This is craptastic...but not as bad as Adam Ant's own 'Save the Gorilla' version.

Please to enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_DRVaGpFec

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Filthy, ya can't put a dollar value on PRICELESS.

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Submitted by Sensimina

I'd probably just pull bitch's weave off and ruin her nose job. Maybe pop a titty or two.
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Violet's picture

this wasnt the song to do that throaty thing she does with her voice. It's like she's can't cram the lyrics in fast enough. Why does she keep re-doing songs? I guess she can't come up with any original material now that she has kids and nannies and butlers and what not, i think she's just really out of touch with her fan base and tries to stay relevant by covering these old pop punk songs.

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go kick some butt PSL!
(not the kid, I mean at KA RA TAY!)
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I'm a huge No Doubt fan so I'll pass. No use being upset today. That's for the days I work.
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Sensimina's picture

Filthy, Heidi Montag's mouth is a place even my angry ass fist doesn't want to go. Do you know how wide it can open? And how scary her horse veneers are? I'd probably just pull bitch's weave off and ruin her nose job. Maybe pop a titty or two.

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There will be no dildo Christmas presents for Lady CaCa fans. You will instead be receiving one of those little fake piles of poop from Spencer's.
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Submitted by Sensimina
FilthyBitch, with my anger problems, I don't even need steriods, trust! ;)
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And to think I thought if I said you had anger problems you would go off.

Can I hire you to punch your fist through stuff? Like Heidi Montag's mouth?
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mommylicious's picture

aural rape!

Miss Priss's picture

I heard "teenage dirtbag" the other day and it brought back some memories =)

♪i got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
come with me friday don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you

wooooooooooo♪

ahhh good times

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Filthy: Bbbbbut I so look forward to those dildos you send me every year at Xmas time! ;( sob..
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umm. I hate umbrella-ella-ella

I think Gavin married Gwen to stay relevent, too bad it didn't work out that way.

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snowpiece's picture

Boozehag : ok so YOU know what I mean when I say have you found the Lost Hawaiians?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNpPSUMqKA&feature=related

Matador's picture

This is the purest trash I have ever heard. I see no future for this crappy cover band with their whorish vocalist except maybe in tasteless America; hey wait...

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Sensimina's picture

FilthyBitch, with my anger problems, I don't even need steriods, trust! ;)

Edit to add: PSL, have fun at karate! I took Tang Soo Do but I quit at an orange belt. I'd start going again but you know how you have to be all respectful and un-lazy-like? Yeah.

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see y'all later.....I have Private Karate lesson in 20 minutes, then work for 5 hours.....and I feel like CRAP today. Wish me luck....I am so not in the mood to be around a 6 yr old......sigh.

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I actually really like Gaga's face... I would even say I think she's pretty... *runs away*

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snowpiece's picture

you know what song I really hate "I Love College" it "make me want to fucking bust my fist through the deck of my car and rip the whole radio out."
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:50pm.

I like "Poker Face" alright, but "Just Dance" is the kind of song that I FEAR. That and that retarded "I Just Saw Haley's Comet" song make me want to fucking bust my fist through the deck of my car and rip the whole radio out.
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Sensimina's picture

Ummm...Tommy Girl and Travolta have all been married for years before and I don't think any one of us believes they don't like peen. I think Gavin does eff Gwen and like being married to her, I mean what was he gonna do, marry a tranny? No, so he married a woman that closely resembled one. I think he just likes some chicks with dicks on the side, it's not like he'd publicly get serious with one unless he wanted to end his career forever.

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