Courtney Love Is On The Hunt
Remember when Courtney Love was traipsing the streets of Beverly Hills with hundreds of "important financial documents" screaming about how someone stole all her money. You know, she was yammering on and on about magical evil trolls that snuck into her wallet and robbed her of millions of dollars. Well, the First Lady of Batshit Crazy got a lawyer to believe her. Yeah, a lawyer will tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you keep that retainer warm and full.
One of Courtney's lawyers told Page Six that a team of investigators and forensic accountants found out that thieves stole around $30 million in cash and $500 million in real estate from Kurt Cobain's estate. Court's lawyer, Scooby Doo, said, "We will be filing civil cases . . . within the next 30 days. There are many, many millions missing. We've only been able to track down $30 million, but there is more. And then there is the real estate. There is now a web of homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money -- up to $500 million worth. Any of the property we can get back will be donated to people who have lost their homes in foreclosures."
Courtney said she noticed she was broke when all the money was gone. Yeah, that'll happen if you take up permanent residence inside a crack pipe. Court's lawyer said that when she found out she had no more money, she hired people to look into it. The authorities are also involved. Scooby went on to say, "When Mr. Cobain died in 1994, he left his enormously wealthy estate behind for the benefit of his mother, two sisters, a brother, his wife and young daughter. Many of those [involved with] the estate's coffers mismanaged, stole and outright looted it shamelessly."
SPOILER ALERT: You know where all that money went? Up her motherfucking nose! Just like that. Court's nose even knew it was doing some shady shit, so it disguised itself to look like Jacko's penis head. Lock it up.
And I hope this goes to trial eventually, because think of all the amazing moments Court will create on the stand! She will put the loons in all my favorite afternoon court shows to SHAME!
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I've always loved this crazy bitch!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Tehehe....in all her coke-ness she didn't realise she was robbed, woke up a while later and in a moment of sobriety realised the money was gone :)
Was she too busy to watch her property? Busy with what? She hasn't worked since......I wore nappies!
Gee Courtney...maybe this is what happens when you're not paying attention because you're so effed up on drugs...
No one can bring the crazy like Love!
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umm...i smell a rat. i heard tapes of this wacko giving an interview to a private investigator she hired before kurt died. the bitch has issues. nuff said! she is so not innocent everyone hates her anyway! lol
ahahaaar har
And wonk advise from,,,well Wonky DUH
She looks like she is taking "styling advice" from Kim Zolciak.
abuse money
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Arrest who ever did that make-up.
Must cover up white pencil on eye brow bone....
Arrest who ever did that make-up.
Must cover up white pencil on eye brow bone....
Submitted by Diane-9 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:24pm.
Absolutely no way he earned $500 million
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It hasn't been claimed that Kurt earned $500 million. What Love's attorney said was that "Homes which were bought, flipped and used to launder money -- UP TO $500 million worth" That would be entirely possible given the way the housing market was being used to "flip" houses as a way to become instantly rich. That however, does not mean that the Cobain estate was robbed of $500 million.
Anyway, I live in W.L.A, I have a daughter who is around the same age as Frances and they have mutual friends, she is a"girly" girl. Surp[risingly, Franny seems to love her bitch mother very much.
Kurt was tired of the piece of shit he married since the fall of 1993 AT LEAST. He had made divorce & custody inquiries before he "committed suicide".
Did she just plastic surgery off most of her nose or something? She looks different. I hope they put the trial on TV, it will make for good times in front of the tubes for reals, MK. I'd bet my left arm you'd record that shit on Tivo and make us all watch it on here, you just love to watch us SQUIRM!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Nite TV and all!
It's late on the east coast but on Dlisted the time zone is like the twilight zone.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Nite TV!
Alright this is the last link from me...
Hole on Jules Holland!
Reasons To Be Beautiful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUqAn_g8wJU
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:07am.
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OMG! I'm marking this date on my Dlisted Calendar! TV is going to bed before the rest of us drunken hwores! Sleep tight, Mr. FunnyPantz...*MuaH*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:04am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:58am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:38am.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:34am.
It's always the talented ones that waste themselves.
i.e hendrix,ian curtis,whitney,joplin,wino and so many more.
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and that guy from Family Feud!
and don't forget tattoo from fantasy island.
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And neither of you had better forget Freddy Fender, before my last tear drop falls. Gahhh...
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Wait, he's dead? I thought he just went Gospel like Ronnie Milsap.
FUCK, I'm fucking OLD!
Nite everybody. And get the hell off my lawn!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
SPOILER ALERT: You know where all that money went? Up her motherfucking nose!
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Not just up her nose, but on her nose. Girl has had many extensive plastic surgeries.
Well, I'm sure francis bean can make a career. All this untalented creeps get to just because they're related to someone famous. Nirvana fans will eat her alive, but it doesn't mean she won't get a few million from a record company before she bombs.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:58am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:38am.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:34am.
It's always the talented ones that waste themselves.
i.e hendrix,ian curtis,whitney,joplin,wino and so many more.
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and that guy from Family Feud!
and don't forget tattoo from fantasy island.
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And neither of you had better forget Freddy Fender, before my last tear drop falls. Gahhh...
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:38am.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:34am.
It's always the talented ones that waste themselves.
i.e hendrix,ian curtis,whitney,joplin,wino and so many more.
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and that guy from Family Feud!
and don't forget tattoo from fantasy island.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:40am.
Yes, not bad. The album version is hard to beat though.. great production, really lush.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:38am.
yeah him too.pity,eh?
An OK live version of "Malibu":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLhVT7FovcU
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:34am.
It's always the talented ones that waste themselves.
i.e hendrix,ian curtis,whitney,joplin,wino and so many more.
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and that guy from Family Feud!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:26am.
Every cloud has a silver lining. That's where the deadly lightning comes from.
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How ironic. Personally, I think Paris could use some more silver linings in her life... preferably straight through the forhead.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
It's always the talented ones that waste themselves.
i.e hendrix,ian curtis,whitney,joplin,wino and so many more.
Quick glance and I thought the headline said "courtney love is on the cunt".
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:17am.
I saw Hole live several years ago and I thought she put on a really good show.
I agree, Violet is a great song. I also like Doll parts a lot too.
"Malibu," tho she dint come up with the chords.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:17am.
I saw Hole live several years ago and I thought she put on a really good show.
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Me jelly. I would have LOVED to see Hole... before Courtney went all Hollyweird and fried her brain... *sigh*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:19am.
My FAV:
Awful
Great! She has a good voice on this.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:22am.
You little ray of sunshine.. always looking at the glass half full of vodka.
*smooch*
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Every cloud has a silver lining. That's where the deadly lightning comes from.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:15am.
Everyone always blames drugs and alcohol, but they never mention the good parts. Nothing will help you shed those excess pounds like heroin, and alcohol abuse is responsible for more births than octomommy's turkey baster.
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You little ray of sunshine.. always looking at the glass half full of vodka.
*smooch*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
My FAV:
Awful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHF9pR1F7UU&feature=related
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I saw Hole live several years ago and I thought she put on a really good show.
I agree, Violet is a great song. I also like Doll parts a lot too.
Save for her general personality, I actually like her music.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:08am.
Mani!! I LOVE you for that... effin GREAT song. Damn Courtney, for why did you have to fuck it all up!!!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:04am.
Loved and still play Celebrity Skin.
Courtneys's a walking example of how too much drugs can rob the world of fucking great albums which NEVER GOT MADE because SOMEONE *direct stare at Holey* couldn't keep their habits in check.
YOU LISTENING TO ME WINO!!
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Everyone always blames drugs and alcohol, but they never mention the good parts. Nothing will help you shed those excess pounds like heroin, and alcohol abuse is responsible for more births than octomommy's turkey baster.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:04am.
Loved and still play Celebrity Skin.
Another good song Violet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_1uGTV77c
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Loved and still play Celebrity Skin.
Courtneys's a walking example of how too much drugs can rob the world of fucking great albums which NEVER GOT MADE because SOMEONE *direct stare at Holey* couldn't keep their habits in check.
YOU LISTENING TO ME WINO!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
my friend meri st. mary tells me she brought courtney over to my apartment in the 80's but I don't remember it....fuzzy ;p
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she has moments (admittedly in the deep past) where she looked stunning ... i cant help but like this crazy bitch
As annoying as Courtney is I do appreciate the entertainment value of her fucked up life.
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As annoying as Courtney is I do appreciate the entertainment value of her fucked up life.
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I don't care what anyone says. I love Courtney Love. She is a voice of rock.
And crack rock.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by meltz91 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:57pm.
Yeah, she's on the hunt alright, Mike Hunt.
Or maybe...Dixie Normous.
I've listened to Hole...I liked this song:Celebrity Skin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfT3n_vSnso
Beautiful garbage!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:25pm.
Courtney's life is an endless source of entertainment!
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True, but why can't it be an entertainless source of life's ending....? Just askin'?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Courtney's life is an endless source of entertainment!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:41pm.
I will never understand what the hell Kurt Cobain saw in this puddle of vomit.
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From what I've read, a good sound beating, and a lot of heroin...His Nancy to her Sid if you will...He loved that she was violent. He loved drugs, so did she. He loved music, so did she. It was as simple as that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah, she's on the hunt alright, Mike Hunt.
She is very gorgeous.She has posted her nice profile on a
celeb dating site *************tallmeet
...COM ........ she is hot on
that club. Many rich guys were seeking for her.
I will never understand what the hell Kurt Cobain saw in this puddle of vomit.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:13pm.
Me, too. I've always wondered where they get the microwave ovens.
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you'd be surprised how spacious the human ass can be.