Battle Of The Beards
Before using that title, I should've made sure Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta didn't copyright that shit. That's the name of their annual summer picnic where Stepford Katie and Kelly Preston battle it out it for the title of Beard of the Year. Kelly always wins. She's got that shit down.
Anygivemeabrushsoicanmakethatbeardsofter, here's Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves trying to out-beard each other at practice for the Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
So who has the beardiest beard here? Keanu Reeves' beard looks a little too much like Vadge's sascrotch, so my gorgeous Afghan Hound Adrien Brody gets this one. Adrien looks like he prunes his pubic face bush regularly, because it doesn't climb to his cheeks.
I don't mind my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would scrape off my ass skin and that's not pleasant.
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Snowy, right? Plus, I like the way a guys clean shaved face feels. And the smell of his cologne....mmmmmm.
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Dee: seriously, facial hair is annoying, it leaves mah face all scratched up red and itchy
NOT ON ME, ON THE DUDE!, LOL
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WATCH THIS:
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I don't care how much of a crappy actor he is (theres much worse some have even won Oscars) I'll always love Keanu.
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for once I think Adrien Brody looks good.. Keanu looks like a sweaty trucker.
double posting this, I'm sure....
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I can smell Keanu from here.
Team Clean Shaven
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for once I think Adrien Brody looks good.. Keanu looks like a sweaty trucker.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Keanu is still the man!
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I would hit both of those, twice each, in one sitting....
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What fresh hell is this?
Adrien will always be the hotness. Always. This is all.
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Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
The actual LB Grand Prix is pretty amazing, even if you're not into racing. It takes place downtown, by the harbor. The Indy cars go screaming among the buildings, under the overpasses and pedestrian bridges, so you're right on top of the noise and action.
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Gotta take Adrien on this one.
Keanu couldn't act his way out of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!!!
Goddamn! Have you ever heard him ATTEMPT an accent?!?!?!? "All we are is dust in the wind," dude. BOGUS!
Brody wins the beard and the actor challenge.
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Love a man with a beard, but not the shaggy kind like keanu has.
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Both need consider changing the oil in their hair. It appears that both have gone longer than 3,000 miles without one.
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In that top photo, Adrian looks like Giancarlo Giannini in Swept Away - not the shitty Vadge movie with his son.
gnarlyone, you're either high or joking.lets hope the latter.
i'd hit it...brody that is.
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Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:05pm.
I'm sorry but keanu is a much better actor than brody
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C'mon...you're kidding, right?
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Brody is a hot ass bitch.
MK leave my Keanu ALONE!!!!!!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
ugh. fug and fugger.
i still love Adrien.....LOVE him!
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it looks more natural on Adrian.
TEAM BRODY'S BEARD
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I'm sorry but keanu is a much better actor than brody
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