Battle Of The Beards
Before using that title, I should've made sure Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta didn't copyright that shit. That's the name of their annual summer picnic where Stepford Katie and Kelly Preston battle it out it for the title of Beard of the Year. Kelly always wins. She's got that shit down.
Anygivemeabrushsoicanmakethatbeardsofter, here's Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves trying to out-beard each other at practice for the Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
So who has the beardiest beard here? Keanu Reeves' beard looks a little too much like Vadge's sascrotch, so my gorgeous Afghan Hound Adrien Brody gets this one. Adrien looks like he prunes his pubic face bush regularly, because it doesn't climb to his cheeks.
I don't mind my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would scrape off my ass skin and that's not pleasant.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:16pm.
No, I actually did not see that video until about two months ago. The Texas video was probably mentioned by Clarisse or Mrs. Kravitz. Both are AR lovers too.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:15pm.
Spank you! I can't listen to shit on campus, so I'll make sure to save that link for when I get home.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:01pm
LOL! I'm a-swoonin' right there with you, Miss Thang! There's so much ugly in the world...
*humming "The Girl Can't Help It"*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
fuzzyslippers; mm hmmm! but the AR video I looove was pointed out to me by someone on dlisted too, the Texas video? was that you?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:13pm.
Who kicked Charles off?
I wanna know what happened with Charles and whats with Luckycharms?
Is it really Charles, I am cornfused!
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Me wanna know, too. *stamps foot*
Congrats on the CT contest, DG! Woooot!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:08pm.
Chep. You can't tell me that you've looked at the video in my siggie and did not get at least a little bit hot and bothered. <--Does that make any sense? EXCUSE MY BEAUTY! XD
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:11pm.
LOL. I'm glad you like it!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:05pm.
Oooooo. Does he have a sexy voice? I'll have to see about buying some Sherlock Holmes DVDs then.
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Try this snippet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTqCHJj-xoY&feature=related
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Ooh yeah. Men with hot voices do it for me big time!
Bruce Willis
Michael Wincott
Morgan Freeman
Who else?
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I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it.
Wait a second! I thought we confirmed yesterday that Charlie is still around!?!?!?
Devilgirl *waves*
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Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:40pm.
He wasn't kicked off just said if it happens...
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Dick happens! - MK
Who kicked Charles off?
I want to know where Bob Marley went, I only met him once, but we had a "connection"!
I wanna know what happened with Charles and whats with Luckycharms?
Is it really Charles, I am cornfused!
I usually like men that are extra manly and hairy and look like they aren't afraid to get down and dirty though.. Hence, my lust for Mickey Rourke. *heart flutters*
@ fuzzyslipers: I finally watched that Alan Rickman vid. H-O-T Me likey.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:05pm.
Oooooo. Does he have a sexy voice? I'll have to see about buying some Sherlock Holmes DVDs then.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Shall we take bets as to how many colonies of lice there are on each man's heads?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
alan rickman's voice is so sexy and I still think he's hot in general.
I'd do Peter O'Toole just for the voice and the nostalgia for his beauty~ can he still get it up? Pete! you out there?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:18pm.
We do the same thing here in St. Pete. I met my true love Sean Patrick Flanery there for the first time.
Don't tell Shia...
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:59pm.
Thought so. It's all about the voice for me.
Have you ever seen Jeremy Brett as Sherlock Holmes? Awesome. If you haven't you should. Truuussst me.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:40pm.
This makes sense, since Charles and Lucky are both in FL.
I don't give a fuck, I <3 Charles, nobody is kicking my Charles off of Dlisted!
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Dick happens! - MK
This is the first time Keanu has not made me have to change my panties.
He totally looks like the bagger at my Publix store. *barfs*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:55pm.
keanu's greatest acting achievement was saying "Whoa!" in that computer movie. that 'Whoa' made me say whoa.
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much like martin sheen saying 'man' in apolc now.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
"It's not like he ever used his facial muscles that much anyway."
LMAO True dat, Deb. I bet I could make him use those muscles, though... every damn muscle... *sigh*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:56pm.
Probably. I think he was sooooo good looking when he was in his forties. Now? He's a bit older, but yep, I still love him, and I would love for him to read me a book in that sexy ass voice of his while I suck on some of his Werther's Originals... If you know what I mean. XD~~~
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:34pm.
This is a very hairy day in general on dlisted.
Shall we declare it Hirsute Day?
Forgive me, all, but is it wrong that I want to compare the softness/coarseness ratio on Adrian's and Keanu's beards with my upper thighs?
When it's Keanu's time for Botox, he will be one actor who won't be adversely affected. It's not like he ever used his facial muscles that much anyway. I still like him, though.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fuzzy, is your attraction to rickman based a lot on his voice?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
keanu's greatest acting achievement was saying "Whoa!" in that computer movie. that 'Whoa' made me say whoa.
Thang - yes! Keanu has always struck me as... attentive.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Keanu was so fuckable in the early-mid '90s. Remember Point Break? Speed? The Devil's Advocate? And now... I'm sure he smells like a homeless man's asshole.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:47pm.
LC?CM: test question # 1. what are your feeling on marijuana?
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and the viet cong?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:44pm.
Somebody sent Charlie baby to banned camp?
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LOL @ "banned camp".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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TITS, I do think Brody's beard looks better, but for some reason no matter how much Keanu uglifies himself, he gets a free pass from me every time. I'd hit them both to the front, back, side, upsidedown, at the same time, separately... actually, um, excuse me I need some alone time now...
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I likes me a clean-shaven man, but I would do both of these men in a heartbeat. Smelly, bearded, I simply don't care. DO ME!
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Thank you, MK, for providing such a yummy duo upon which to rest my eyes. Ahhhh........
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LC?CM: test question # 1. what are your feeling on marijuana?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:42pm.
FINALLY! another woman that appreciates a bearded man.
I always new you had good taste thang.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
THREAD CROSS-OVER ALERT!
Imagine RoPat with a beard and 'stache.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Somebody sent Charlie baby to banned camp?
I do believe this is one of the sexiest pics ever posted on dlisted. Mmmmm I'd love to be in the middle of that sandwich....
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:31pm.
is luckycharms really Cholly? because there is another luckycharms? Ize kunfuzed.
IM REALLY CHARLES AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK. IM ALL ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE. AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO KICK ME OFF HERE AGAIN ILL JUST GET IT ON SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Adrien looks sexy no matter what!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:31pm.
is luckycharms really Cholly? because there is another luckycharms? Ize kunfuzed.
i dont like the name 'luckycharms'. the name charles manson added ambiance to his posts. plus i like when tigerlilly calls him 'cholly'. i need to picture a old man with a swastika tatoo on his forehead when reading in ALL CAPS!
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Sorry, but they both look fug.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:31pm.
is luckycharms really Cholly? because there is another luckycharms? Ize kunfuzed.
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ditto. luckycharms was a bit of a racist as i recall... so kinda makes sense that would be a alt for cholly.
has anyone told tiger yet?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Keannnuuu! That's it: Keannnnuuu!
(If Adrien Brody wins the beard and actor challenge, Keanu wins the Who's Name Is More Fun To Say challenge as well as Old as Sin and Still Hot)
I don't mind my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would scrape off my ass skin and that's not pleasant
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salad tossing :/
Have a great night people.
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This is a very hairy day in general on dlisted.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
is luckycharms really Cholly? because there is another luckycharms? Ize kunfuzed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
A GUY WITH A STACHE OR BEARD IS GREAT. IVE GOT A FAIRLY LARGE ONE MYSELF. ITS MORE SENSATION WHEN KISSING ON THE MOUTH OR IN OTHER STRATEGIC AREAS.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:27pm.
Snowy, right? Plus, I like the way a guys clean shaved face feels. And the smell of his cologne....mmmmmm.
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Mr. Momus is always clean-shaven. He uses a beard softener called Proraso that has a subtle woody scent.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Dee: ITA, I'm anti body hair in general....see Robert Patt pic below...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0