Battle Of The Beards
Before using that title, I should've made sure Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta didn't copyright that shit. That's the name of their annual summer picnic where Stepford Katie and Kelly Preston battle it out it for the title of Beard of the Year. Kelly always wins. She's got that shit down.
Anygivemeabrushsoicanmakethatbeardsofter, here's Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves trying to out-beard each other at practice for the Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
So who has the beardiest beard here? Keanu Reeves' beard looks a little too much like Vadge's sascrotch, so my gorgeous Afghan Hound Adrien Brody gets this one. Adrien looks like he prunes his pubic face bush regularly, because it doesn't climb to his cheeks.
I don't mind my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would scrape off my ass skin and that's not pleasant.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:16pm.
uh huh.
yup.
how many vhs tapes of full house do you own?
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I don't.
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*sniff*
*sniff sniff*
anyone else smell pants burning?
*sniff*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:16pm.
uh huh.
yup.
how many vhs tapes of full house do you own?
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I don't. The last thing I watched Stamos on was GH when he played Blackie Parrish and had a moolette. Yes, I spelled that wrong.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:13pm.
uh huh.
yup.
how many vhs tapes of full house do you own?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
Lets' just say they would still be pickin' the hair outta my teeth at the autopsy. LMFAO! Seriously.
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hahahhah good one.
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My hubby was standin' over my shoulder when I was reading your post: "that'll get your attention won't it." (obviously meaning your avie...men are soooo easy. LMFAO, but I couldn't help but agree.!)
hugs to tits!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:12pm.
It's john stamos isn't it? I've been afraid to ask for fear of that answer.
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Ugh! Noooooooooooooooooooo! It's Jeremy Sisto! FUCK!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:37pm.
Sug, I'm sorry, but who the FUCK is that in your avvie? I've been meaning to ask you this for like months.
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That depends entirely on if you think he's hot, Fuzz.
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It's john stamos isn't it? I've been afraid to ask for fear of that answer.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
Lets' just say they would still be pickin' the hair outta my teeth at the autopsy. LMFAO! Seriously.
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hahahhah good one.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:39pm.
LMFAO. I love how on some of the vids' comments kids are like "Why is Professor Snape doing that?" lol
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eyes wide
do NOT tell me that prevert fuzzy posted links to her harry potter porn vids!!!!
fuzzy? Yoo hoo Fuzzy? FUZ-ZY! I see you! OVER HERE. RIGHT. NOW. MISSY.
The sorting hat wants to have a word with you.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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FUZZY! I watched "Sense and Sensibility" the other day because of your YouTube link - MAJAH hotness! RAWR!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:49pm.
Is this a trick question? Because what if I say yes, and that's somebody you're protective of, and then I'll get chewed out. What if I say no, and that's somebody you're protective of, and then I'll get chewed out. I can't win either way!
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*shakes head to clear it* WHAT? If you think he's hot, then it's Jeremy Sisto. If you don't, it's a muppet.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:52pm.
L-M-M-F-A-O. *goes back to old thread*
Erm, I feel really bad that I'm off topic. So... Keanu Reeves is not hot. There ya go.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Fuzzy,
Yeah, when Dharma Van was HSOTD. Told some great stories and stoner lyrics were exchanged.
When the fuck did Keanu lose the ugly?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:45pm.
Fuck no. That's some fucking Kumbaya shit there! XD LOL Did Cholly ever mention riding in a van with candles? WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:45pm.
Is this a trick question? Because what if I say yes, and that's somebody you're protective of, and then I'll get chewed out. What if I say no, and that's somebody you're protective of, and then I'll get chewed out. I can't win either way!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Fuzzy,
Then we are taking a ride in the Dharma van with coloured candles burning on the motherfucking dash.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:37pm.
Sug, I'm sorry, but who the FUCK is that in your avvie? I've been meaning to ask you this for like months.
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That depends entirely on if you think he's hot, Fuzz.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:37pm.
Sug, I'm sorry, but who the FUCK is that in your avvie? I've been meaning to ask you this for like months.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
what happened to Keanu's face?
Hw used to be hot
Momus, I never noticed how sexy he was til now. I have seen the fucking light!!!!!!!!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
how the hell can it take these people so long to bring me my salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Lets' just say they would still be pickin' the hair outta my teeth at the autopsy. LMFAO! Seriously.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
LMFAO. I love how on some of the vids' comments kids are like "Why is Professor Snape doing that?" lol
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Charlie told me his roast tastes like dried warts. Yuuuuuuuuuuumy.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:33pm.
And after the motherfucking roast beef we're gonna go the fuck outside and shoot those goddamned crackheads that live across the fucking street.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:31pm.
my bad.. Im stoned
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I'm not stoned. My bad.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Man, I can't spell anymore! I can't believe I spelled wisdom, WISEDOM!
I guess I need a stint at Sylvan Learning Center!
Earlier I spelled Peace, piece!
I guess the commercials are right, drugs do bad things to your mind!
Oh well, too late now!
*reaches for joint*
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:23pm.
AR is Professor Snapes in the Potter films, a tequila-swilling archangel in "Dogma", a very sexay colonel in "Sense & Sensibility", a philandering husband in "Love Actually", and sly hairstylist in "Blow Job".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:31pm.
my bad.. Im stoned
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
oh, and on topic, Im loving that adrian brody got MK's nod, cause he does look hotter and he has a big schnozz. I have a big italian nose, but I pull it off. Let me have my fucking moment mmkay?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
last night (?) people were saying he got banned for racist shit.
i take him with a grain of salt, like provy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Fuzzy,
Exactly. Racist shit aside he is very funny. I now want a godamned roast beef and pint of vodka.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:30pm.
LMMFAO!!!! I KNOOOOOOWWWW!! But... it's kind of hawt right? *explodes*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:29pm.
he did have a liberal sprinkling of the words gook and slopehead in his posts. also seemed to rejoice in the thoughts of them being killed.
those posts were over the top. i didn't report him, but i can see why he was banned.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Ok, Adrien beats Keanu on points on style and grooming management, but Keanu is ahead on growth.
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by missy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:25pm.
When did Charles get kicked off and why? He is so full of wisedom and advice!
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WHAT!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!? dont tell me charles manson got the boot. DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But.....but..... I didn't! You quoted me quoting DG!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:23pm.
I will admit that Cholly has said some fucked up shit, and he does tend to get a bit racist once in a while, but come on! Sometimes we need some off the wall shit! It's funny!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Adrian Brody looks better with a beard.
I'm going to admit something to you sluts: I'm starting to get into Severus Snape/Hermione Granger relationship vids.
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HARRY POTTER PORN?!?!?
go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:25pm.
When did Charles get kicked off and why? He is so full of wisedom and advice!
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WHAT!?!?!?!??!!?!?!!? dont tell me charles manson got the boot. DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
AR in Sense and Sensibility is THE HAWTNESS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
hot and hotter
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:23pm.
You... will... respect... AR's... HOTNESS!!! *foams*
AHAHA, I'm kidding. Bitch, don't get in too deep when looking for vids. But you know how AR plays Prof. Snape from Harry Potter? I'm going to admit something to you sluts: I'm starting to get into Severus Snape/Hermione Granger relationship vids.
*DIES FROM SHAME*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:15pm.
Hi Sugaroo. Thanx! : )
When did Charles get kicked off and why? He is so full of wisedom and advice!
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I'm getting mixed messages about Chuck. This must be what's it like to live on Xenu.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Miss Thang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7A_bJFZNXE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:15pm.
Hi Sugaroo. Thanx! : )
When did Charles get kicked off and why? He is so full of wisedom and advice!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:13pm.
Who kicked Charles off?
I want to know where Bob Marley went, I only met him once, but we had a "connection"!
I wanna know what happened with Charles and whats with Luckycharms?
Is it really Charles, I am cornfused!
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hard to believe you're a freak magnet.... *cough*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I don't even know who the hell Alan Rickman is. But that bitch is fucking HOT. His looks are so dignified. But he's obviously a very naughty man... *goes to look at more Alan Rickman vids*
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:17pm.
Jeremy has a wonderfully snarky baritone voice.
BTW: He also played Freddie in "My Fair Lady"; the young aristocrat who sings "On The Street Where You Live".
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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actually the longer the beard, the softer it is.
So Keanu's beard would hurt and irritate less than Adrian's.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Fuzzy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzTFHzCBx_g&feature=related
BBC series, hugely popular. I'm sure it's on tv a lot, if not you can download it from a torrent.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...