Battle Of The Beards
Before using that title, I should've made sure Tommy Girl and Johnny Travolta didn't copyright that shit. That's the name of their annual summer picnic where Stepford Katie and Kelly Preston battle it out it for the title of Beard of the Year. Kelly always wins. She's got that shit down.
Anygivemeabrushsoicanmakethatbeardsofter, here's Adrien Brody and Keanu Reeves trying to out-beard each other at practice for the Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
So who has the beardiest beard here? Keanu Reeves' beard looks a little too much like Vadge's sascrotch, so my gorgeous Afghan Hound Adrien Brody gets this one. Adrien looks like he prunes his pubic face bush regularly, because it doesn't climb to his cheeks.
I don't mind my nalgas getting gently exfoliated during a salad tossing, but Keanu's beard would scrape off my ass skin and that's not pleasant.
Those 2 are the most fugliest men I have seen today.
Dr Funk, please clarify.
Is ACTUALLY EARNED different than just EARNED?
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 4:57am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:11am.
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Reading the thread-it appears that as of your last post-you've calmed a tad.Could we stop with the class warfare thing right about now? The VAST MAJORITY of people who get wealthy in our great country ACTUALLY EARNED their "fuck you money"
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jesus. chill. just commenting on the fact that these two look like they need the cheese cleaned out of their beard. why are you so uptight about your class warfare? too many articles about madoff pissing you off? are you one of the laid off wall streeters? Madoff had fuck you money. he earned it i guess. he had to hustle for that money. it wasn't honest or legal, but he earned it. I wouldn't classify people that work for a living, like plumbers or electricians as having fuck you money. fuck you money is a class of it's own. and it entitles you to look greasy and dirty and still get laid. poor guys that look like they drive the long haul from vegas do not get the action these guys do. that's fuck you money.
Keanu looks constipated.
I just found a hot web site.millionairechats.com..where people can make friends with rich man,sexy girls and so on. I signed up and It's exciting
Thanks for the Laugh MK.The usually beautiful Keanu Reeves seems to be loosing something. His age must be finally catching up to him. I don't know what it is about Brody, he is the most adorable geek I've ever seen.
that picture is just... surreal.
ive always liked keanu's beard.
That battle is easily won by Brody! Without question!
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Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 3:11am.
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Reading the thread-it appears that as of your last post-you've calmed a tad.Could we stop with the class warfare thing right about now? The VAST MAJORITY of people who get wealthy in our great country ACTUALLY EARNED their "fuck you money".CREATING/EARNING WEALTH IS STILL A GOOD THING...and the only thing that is gonna save this country.NOW is the perfect time to start a business because you can trample the carcasses of those who were lazy and/or stupid.I might add that if you can make money in this climate...imagine what it'll be like WHEN things get better.Say what you will about KR & AB...but they EARNED their money.If you think they're overpaid...you're not the only one.These days everybody in the movie industry is lowering their quote.There...feel better? People who earned their money that way have a tendency to burn through it faster than most anyway.From your standpoint that could'nt be so bad. As for the charities paying for celebrity appearances.Makes you wonder if the charity is actually giving ANYTHING useful to the cause it allegedly supports...yes?
Adrian Brody can do no wrong. :P I'd be happy to be his slightly older trophy woman for a long, long time, lol.
eta: lol, kiwikim, I'd like some of that fuck you money and I would continue NOT to dress up or wear make-up. I'd show up to charities of my choice for free, too. :)
Homosexual Keneau appears to have cheek implants.
Discuss.
Also: are there nude photos of Adrian?
How much money is fuck you money these days anyway?
If a man's display of FU money is a hawaiian shirt and a beard, how does a woman display FU money? A mickey mouse sweatshirt and a beard? Like fuck it. I've stopped electrolysis. Hmmm. Doesn't have the same panache.
As a dear friend used to say-"Wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers".
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:35am.
BUT for rich smart young guys, and I mean rich-FUCK YOU MONEY-a slightly older woman, yes, believe it or not, has become the new status symbol.
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Well fuck me... Did you say rich-FUCK YOU MONEY and a penchant for the older woman? Just point me in the right direction!
Just kidding. I'd do Keanu and/or Grody if they were offering. Money or no money. Scruffy, unshaven, doesn't bother me. Yeah... I'm picky like that.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
They could have all the money and all the talent in the world and I'd still tell them to shower and shave if they wanted to get up close and personal with my shower and shaved parts. Let the smart ph.d's have at'em.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:32am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:13am.
They might be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, or the hotness of their hair, the dreamyness of their eyes..
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Yeah, I don't know either. Part of the agreement is that the payment is not made public, but they have been leaked in the past.
Keanu does nothing for me, never has. But Brody, does everything for me, always has.
I think Adrien Brody looks hotter with the beard (than Keanu, who looks even more homeless here than usual), it takes some of the attention off his beautiful honker though (which makes me a little sad). I LOVE big noses. I think they're a really good measure of dick size. Truly.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:27am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:10am.
I thought the look d'jour of the monied was an extreme combover and 21 yr old girlfriend with plastic tits. Fuck. I wish someone had told me that earlier.
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au contraire...to a certain extent. For guys that are over 65 and rich, this is still the thing-you're right. And I guess if you are in the palm beach monied set (is there still such a thing after madeoff?) yes. It's all about the pink pants, comb over, golf cart, home north and south, girlfriend made of plastic.
BUT for rich smart young guys, and I mean rich-FUCK YOU MONEY-a slightly older woman, yes, believe it or not, has become the new status symbol. If you've got a young girl it looks like you're a bit insecure, like you need to dominate things and are being taken for a bit of a ride. Now guys are looking for a woman a couple years older, but lots of intelligence and a good job. A couple of degrees. Shocking, but they are seen as the new trophy wife. Do you need more of an example beyond Ashton and Demi? Check this out:
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20040107-000008.html
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:13am.
Yeah... I'm sure this happens but you don't know these two are accepting money here. They might be doing it out of the goodness of their hearts, or the hotness of their hair, the dreamyness of their eyes.. I could go on.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 1:10am.
But seriously...I'm telling you. Every rich jerk I know wears a hawaiian shirt and grows a beard. It's a status symbol among the very wealthy. If you've got fuck you money, you wear the hawaiian shirt and grow the beard. It's a way of signaling that you don't have to go to the office, don't have to play by the rules, don't have to answer to anyone. It's an anti-status symbol. As if to say you're so important and famous and wealthy that you don't have to worry about status because everyone knows you already are god's gift.
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I thought the look d'jour of the monied was an extreme combover and 21 yr old girlfriend with plastic tits. Fuck. I wish someone had told me that earlier.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:35am.
. And they're at a charity event, which is hardly selfish given that they are raising money for kiddies.
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And p.s.-most of these people get paid to show up to these charity events. I've thrown some of these together. You wouldn't believe what they demand of the charity and non-profit. I'm not saying these guys were paid, but most of the time they are. I was shocked to find this out at first. I always saw this stuff and thought these guys were doing things out of the good of their heart. They usually don't charge their full fee, but they charge something. The charities pay it because it helps bring in money and gets pictures taken for their cause and in the press.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:42am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:35am.
What an odd thing to say. You drinking Kim?
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I wish. Actually I was just wondering if I had enough liver to stay drunk for the rest of this sad fucking state we've entered in the world with all the crazy murder suicide recession meltdown weirdness going on.
But seriously...I'm telling you. Every rich jerk I know wears a hawaiian shirt and grows a beard. It's a status symbol among the very wealthy. If you've got fuck you money, you wear the hawaiian shirt and grow the beard. It's a way of signaling that you don't have to go to the office, don't have to play by the rules, don't have to answer to anyone. It's an anti-status symbol. As if to say you're so important and famous and wealthy that you don't have to worry about status because everyone knows you already are god's gift.
Submitted by kiwikim on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 12:35am.
What an odd thing to say. You drinking Kim?
Hairy does not equate with dirty. And they're at a charity event, which is hardly selfish given that they are raising money for kiddies.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Only spoiled cunts like this can walk around dirty and gross like they don't give a fuck. It's as bad as the rich flaunting their wealth with a new rolls royce. In these times, it's not cool. It's a status symbol, something to say I don't have to work, I'm too rich to care, and you can all fuck yourselves. Hate them!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:12pm.
Keanu is a good-looking man by almost anyone's opinion.
Adrien Brody may have to be beat into you.
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Hmm... I'm starting to feel it, without the beating. The beards are definitely working... for me :)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Celebrity Gran Prix in Long Beach, CA.
...prononced grand preee!
Sank You!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Keanu is a good-looking man by almost anyone's opinion.
Adrien Brody may have to be beat into you.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Keanu looks WAY better without the beard.
And he's not going to be drinking beer when he's driving...so I don't think him having water has anything to do with him watching his weight.
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i think Adrien won, very sexay; hairy not a good look for Keanu, he should never cover that gorgeous face. :)
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How does one get picked for this race?
aahh...love these guys. Keanu's gorgeous and Adrian is so...adorable. love the pic of keanu sprawled out in the chair with his bottle of water and bowl of fruit. No beer and pretzels in sight...that's why this guy looks so good at 44.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:58pm.
Somehow I find that hard to believe that you are contrast.
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Dick happens! - MK
Keenewwww looks like he smells and so does Grody...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It is reported that he is flirting with a super model secretly at __classymingle.com___. a millionaire and celebrities dating site.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:55pm.
*off to make cookies*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
There's entirely too much HOT on dlisted today. RDJ, Brody, and Reeves. It's almost too much for a girl to handle!
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That's why I'm here - contrast.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:13pm.
Ugh! Noooooooooooooooooooo! It's Jeremy Sisto! FUCK!
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he was sooooooooooooo good in Waitress.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:48pm.
I've coined a new acronyn that I think is really going to take off.
*clears throat*
bbmlp
(be back much later, porn)
*curtsey*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
There's entirely too much HOT on dlisted today. RDJ, Brody, and Reeves. It's almost too much for a girl to handle!
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:40pm.
Talk of sex with bearded guys and Allan Rickman? On Dlisted? Shock!
I don't know of any good Toyota Matrix jokes. Or even bad ones.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love the prickly feel of an unshaven face. It tickles so good. Mmmmmm Adrien. OOoooh yess, Keanu! :)
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 8:35pm.
none! you start.
mostly comments about sex with bearded men, and alan rickman. the usual.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
How many Toyota Matrix jokes have there been on this thread so far? I'm far too lazy to read through all 135 comments.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Brody looks better with a beard then Reeves.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
I almost made one yesterday until I remember I'd been eating a lot of pickled beets lately, not bleeding from the urethra.
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Oh is that what that was? Shit, I thought Canada was testing nuclear bombs or something.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:41pm.
yes they do!
I wonder how many panicked drs appointments result from beets.
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I almost made one yesterday until I remember I'd been eating a lot of pickled beets lately, not bleeding from the urethra.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:34pm.
If I saw Keanu on the street, I'd probably share my sandwich with him, then tell him to get a job.
In other news, beets make your peepee funny colours!
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yes they do!
I wonder how many panicked drs appointments result from beets.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
If I saw Keanu on the street, I'd probably share my sandwich with him, then tell him to get a job.
In other news, beets make your peepee funny colours!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:28pm.
I don't.
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*sniff*
*sniff sniff*
anyone else smell pants burning?
*sniff*
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Sniff what you like. Stamos isn't my thing. The Sisto is mah man. If I can ditch the BH, lose ten pounds, and get to NYC - we're as good as married.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ugh, why must Keanu persist in fighting the Hot? When I see pics like this it makes me yearn for Johnny Utah..
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill