Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man

A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!

He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.