Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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EEG: That is awful. But PLEASE get a second or third or fourth opinion. That Oprah show about medical mistakes is still in my head.
I'm very surprised that a doctor would recommend such a drastic measure for such a young woman.
Obviously, I don't know the whole story and I'm not a doctor, but I'm nosy and I hate hearing shit like that. Have they done everything else possible?
Sorry EEG =(
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I'm sort of hypnotized by the hair. It IS pretty.
I don't feel like working today.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I've never seen my hair grown out,, I got like a latin wave, it's not quite curly and not really straight,, Back in the 90s when kids had their hair long and grungy i'd try to get the look but end up with some fucked up poofy duckbutt
How does he wipe his ass after taking a dump??
He should work for Pantene.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/
EEG- Give your girl a love and a hug from all of us here.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
EEG-\What would happen if she tried to have a baby before they do the hysterectomy?
Would she be able to conceive and carry it to term?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Kim from the Atlanta Housewives should ambush him.
She can come out from behind the bushes and cut his hair to use on her next wig.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick."
Thanks you guys. We spent a couple of hours crying down the phone last night.
I am in one shitty mood today.
Sorry, EEG. Didn't see your post till after. I'm sorry for your girl.
Sweet! So you think he's the bass player or the guitar player in his band? I think bass only because he is so into his hair, I think it keeps him from spending time learning the harder guitar stuff.
*rolls eyes* <- and I'm a rocker.
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End Heidi and Spencer's MTV career, PLEASE!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/montag/
HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
This has convinced there IS a God. Only He could create such a glorious golden mane! Or maybe it was Gandalf.
I wonder if he'd let me swim in his golden locks? It must take shitload of work to care for that hair! Mine is shoulder-length, but baby-fine and i have to pamper it! Conditioner, detangler, wide toothed comb to CAREFULLY comb it out!
Eastendgirl,
So sorry. She is so young.
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Oh no EEG. I'm so sorry.
EastEndGirl- thats awful. How is she doing?
Endometriosis. I had mine at 23. Apparently genetic. Sorry kid.
I'm so sorry to hear that EEG, sending hugs to you both ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I am impressed with the video, though, since most guys with long hair don't know how to take care of it properly.
EEG - why does she need a hystorectomy so young?
It's like a garnier fructus commercial gone terribly wrong.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Ilovepapasmurf,
Yea, it is a hard show for me to watch because he is such a dick.
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is the Tudors any good?
i've completely abandon my TV and need something to watch.
What up hookahz!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
That's some beautiful hair. He can get away with not styling it because he's a guy. I hate to see women with LONG hair (like down to their ass) and it's just hanging there like limp spaghetti.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
My 20 year old daughter was told yesterday that in all likely hood she will need a hysterectomy very soon.
A great big door slammed in her young face.
"Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:01pm.
Okay so the women on The Tudors sometimes piss me off. Jane S. is one dumb bitch. What, you don't think Henry spies on your ass??? I would like to see a cagey chick take that guy down. I know it won't happend but I would like to see a cunning woman match his ass."
The last "cunning" woman he encountered got her head chopped off.
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Does this man still own a full set of teeth? Or is he a gummer?
He needs to donate that shit to "Locks of Love".
I really need to stop watching wrestling in my current "state."
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Isn't that the entrance to a Dharma station behind him??? DESMOND, COME OUT AND PLAY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:00pm.
I'm here in S.F. on a grey, drizzly day having to write another brief.
I want to go home, set in my jammers, have a cup of tea (Constant Comment), and read a trashy novel.
*sigh*
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*looks out window*
It's raining it's pouring...I'm freezing me damn arse off!!
Where the fuck is the thunder they promised? At least they could make it exciting!
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Yeah. This drizzly crap is just depressing.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:00pm.
I'm here in S.F. on a grey, drizzly day having to write another brief.
I want to go home, set in my jammers, have a cup of tea (Constant Comment), and read a trashy novel.
*sigh*
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*looks out window*
It's raining it's pouring...I'm freezing me damn arse off!!
Where the fuck is the thunder they promised? At least they could make it exciting!
Jason Mewes has not aged well.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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i REALLY don't like long hair on guys.
not sexay to me.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I thought that was the dude from Nickelback...
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Bet you're probably gonna say I look lovely,
But you probably don't think nothing of me.
What a fruitcake.
he'd be Great in a Pantene commercial
i'm very sad that i'm missing a dave matthews concert next week.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Okay so the women on The Tudors sometimes piss me off. Jane S. is one dumb bitch. What, you don't think Henry spies on your ass??? I would like to see a cagey chick take that guy down. I know it won't happend but I would like to see a cunning woman match his ass.
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I have this friend who had long hair, and he was trying to get a job and wasn't having much luck because he looked like a hobo. Well, he had NO money and I offered him $100 if he got his hair cut, and he didn't have the guts to do it.
Fuck, I love the pose he strikes.
He's all "Whaaaaat? You know yow want it, bitch"
emlarue
http://iminparentheses.blogspot.com/
I'm here in S.F. on a grey, drizzly day having to write another brief.
I want to go home, set in my jammers, have a cup of tea (Constant Comment), and read a trashy novel.
*sigh*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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23 seconds in...money shot...
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nice ass...when does it open?
The mane event.
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Bottom-feeder.
What in holy hell is this crap? Yes, this is most definitely some fetish shit right here.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:56pm.
how long could you grow pubes i wonder???
long enough to french braid?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
My nalgas have always been smooth, but I recently got some Aveeno Baby lotion, and now they are softer than silk!
Marsha Brady did NOT age well.
Is anyone else just creeped out by this man? Long hair can be sexy on guys, but this is beyond pushing the limit.
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Why do I get a weird feeling that he is related to the Peter Pan man?
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
I don't know, something about them just gives me similar vibes.