Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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Ya know Pauly, on second thought, there might be a full moon. I had two phone conversations with people at work and they just talked in circles and I was like WTF.
Something is in retrograde or something prolly.
Stoney - quick version, came here all fun and games, created a yahoo group just for us, used personal information from there, here to bash people and steadily got creepier and creepier till the bat shit craziness seeped out and her need for attention became ridiculous.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:42pm.
Wow, tough crowd. No one wants to be kind today it seems.
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*watches Pauly fuss with the holes in his drawers*
what's wrong Paulie Shore?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
HAHA ::Gives a devilish grin::
Submitted by blah on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:35pm.
There are so many strange people in this world.
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There are more strange people than normal, which would make strange the norm I guess....
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Wow, tough crowd. No one wants to be kind today it seems.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:27pm.
kinda vent
Im so tired of people talking down to me and me allowing them because its ok for them to call me stupid or anything but I FEEL RUDE if I say something similar back, am I crazy?
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Not at all hon! I used to believe that any question people asked me, I had to answer. Or if they were mean or rude to me, that it was probably my fault or perhaps I deserved it. Now, when people mess with me, my hand goes up (as in STOP)..and I tell them, 'Please don't talk to me in this manner' or..'Don't fuck with me, cuz I fuck harder'
Sometimes, there are people in your life who take advantage of your vulnerability and abuse others to make them feel important.
Don't let anyone take your power away from you.
*takes out my magic wand and shoots out some jolts of electricity to assholes*
Good question. I have no idea either. I just know that it is equated with a four hundred pound woman posting with 36473829 alts.
teddy- you are cuban?? I may need to be off dlisted for a few days, because I'm thinking about running away with you.
I like ginger snaps!!!
and ginger flavored stuff...like the BF made this aswesome homemade chinese food and added ginger to the chicken it was very good.
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Um, could someone please explain to me why dot is so universally loathed?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Ginger is great for preventing seasickness. I took it in capsules before and everyone else took dramamine and they were all passed out and totally missed watching the dolphins jumping in the ocean. And when it wore off, woah, momma, did I feel gross.
I loves me some ginga with mah sush... mmmmmmmmm
I loves me some ginga with mah sush... mmmmmmmmm
Stoney,
I was off the puter most of yesterday but was informed by mail last night that I am apparently dot.
Fucking pathetic.
Hi KD and Falkor!!!
Yes, this Japanese co-worker brought some in but no sushi. Over japanese rice. eww
and KD, that green stuff(wasabi) is really friggin strong
they have wasabi flavored nuts now! gag
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Ok. Penis?
Wow,, i changed my pic days ago and now it finally shows up... effin A Cotton,, EFFIN A!
on another note, I couldnt have hair that long, cause I become a sweaty cubano during sexy times,, it would be like getting slapped in the face with a wet mop
Jesus! When it friggen rains it pours. My insurance company (life/house/auto) returned my fucking last months payment with a cancellation letter saying that because I was late they were cancelling my payment plan and I need to pay them the $1000 premium for this quarter by April 4th. Uhm...I received the letter, YESTERDAY! Fucktards. I am waiting for my Agent to call me back. I can't come up with $1000!!! All I have is the $350 that is currently due!!
Those fuckers better work with me.
Falkor beat me to it.
Dammit mother fucking fuck EEG! Fuck fuck fuck!
Hey did you know that I spent several precious minutes of my life fighting with sugaroo over you yesterday?!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
There are so many strange people in this world.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
HI MISS PRISS!!
Is that the stuff you get with Sushi?? The pink little flap of skin looking thing?
The green paste that comes with sushi is gross! The first time I had it, seriously, it made me cry.
@Miss Priss
Dont they use pickled ginger whenever you sushi? I like it on sushi!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:27pm.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That means mah boy Cody's are fake too! Now I am pissed, my world is crumbling!
CODY! *runs out door crying*
I'm happy for him that they didn't have to cut his hair when they lobotomized him.
I used to love long hair on guys till I ended up with a long-haired guy. When doing to Good Old Missionary Position, his hair would dangle in my face. Ick.
I went from him to a greaser, which looked real cool, but it's hard to run your fingers thru pomade. I liked it when he gave up the slick.
anyone here likes pickled ginger? someone here at work had me taste some and I almost pasted out it was so yucky
*scratching tongue*
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Oh goody! A sad room!
I'm sad that my boners are fewer and far between now that I'm old. I'm sad that when I wake up in the morning my hair is slowly turning a different color. I'm sad that George Clooney won't tongue kiss me. I'm sad that I have no tacos. I'm sad that no one talks to me. I'm sad that my underwear has a hole. I'm sad that my jean pocket has a hole which lets me stick my fingers through the hole in my pants through the hole in my underwear so that I can stroke my own balls.
Oh no wait. I like that.
EEG- Big hugs to you and your girl, i agree with the others about looking into alternatives. Even if it wouldnt help, it for sure wouldnt hurt
when he grows it a little longer he might actually knit a girlfriend/boyfriend out of it.
snowy- HA, I KNEW it was fake!!
I have a zit in my ear and it hurts really bad. Ug, I wish it would go away!
Deary me, get Timotei on on the phone. I like the rustly leaves in the background, they look like a unicorn COULD spring forth at any second and skewer this twat. He obviously has practiced his moves in front of the mirror carefully before taking it live...
Hekki on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
EEG: That is awful. But PLEASE get a second or third or fourth opinion
Agreed!
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
I sometimes do the same thing with my penis while winking in the mirror,, but only when I'm bored, so I hardly wear pants
EEG - even though there is no cure for it, there are so many different alternatives than a hysterectomy.
Just in my 5 google minutes I have found so much information. Different treatments for different out comes. If you just want to be alieviated from the pain, there are medicines, hormone therapy, minor surgeries to remove the scar tissue.
If she wants to have children there are other alternatives.
Please get another opinion.
I'm picturing him with his hair pinned up with chop sticks, all Geisha-like. How pretty!
@EEG, I'm with the other folks here. Get another Doctor's opinion.
kinda vent
Im so tired of people talking down to me and me allowing them because its ok for them to call me stupid or anything but I FEEL RUDE if I say something similar back, am I crazy?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
look guys, our fun is spoiled!
Submitted by marijuanalaw on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
You all do realize that the Dina Lohan twitter is fake right? It's pretty obvious.
http://gawker.com/5188683/comic-genius-behind-dina-lohans-fake-tweets-ou...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Today, instead of reading all new posts, I watched Rapunzel Man in all his glory, and was so mystified and put into a trance, that I simply exited the site, only to later find out that there are many more posts.
There are other treatments available but hers is very advanced.
Like I said I was 23 when I had mine and hers is worse than mine was.
Aww fuck, gonna cry again. Someone say something funnay.
He'd get more height and volume with some Thinny Hair Holders.
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I'd just love to tie him up to the bed with his hair, and fuck him silly.
A French twist would be nice.
"Submitted by zomay on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:11pm.
Ilovepapasmurf,
Yea, it is a hard show for me to watch because he is such a dick."
Yeah, but that's how he really was. Well, not exactly, but the shit he did. No bueno.
JRM and his creepy eyes actually makes the show for me. He's sooo fucking good, it's scary. (He also was pretty decent as Elvis).
The second episode of this season was a fantastic episode, I must say. If you have Showtime on Demand, check it out. Lots of drama goes down. Ep. 3, lots of killing! Can't wait!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
the video: what. the. fuck.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ha! FilthyBitch, you just described my death metal bassist ex-boyfriend to a "T"!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
A little V05 wouldn't hurt... Shit, bring out the big guns VITAPOINTE!
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EEG - isn't there treatments and surgeries that can be done BEFORE the take everything out?