Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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Snowy- why do you want to take a fertility test?
Mother Superior
really? wow, i never knew you can call it an illness even!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by babablacksheep on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:54pm.
i hear you.
i have sewed my mouth shut to keep in
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE COOL, AND FUCK YOU. I QUIT"
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'm so sorry to hear that EEG. She needs to get other opinions and especially someone who specializes in, I'm guessing from the posts, endometriosis.
Someone else commented that they used to tell people to get pregnant to put it into remission. A friend of mine went on to have three children.
Perhaps there is some form of treatment that can keep the process from progressing.
Unless there are other underlying health related issues, a conscientious doctor wouldn't recommend surgery at her young age.
I don't know about normal and weird: I consider myself pretty normal and then again I get the most strange looks or judgements, aparently to others, I'm a mistery of some sort.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Do you know what makes me sad all day long? That you can't grow your pubic hair down to your knees.
My bookkeeper is going to drive me to fucking murder.
She is the fucking poor me bitch, new GD story EVERYDY!
STFU and WORK!
She is so imcompetent.
AND FUCK IT IF I SPELL SHIT WRONG! I DON'T CARE TODAY!
or ever.
Miss Priss, LOL, its probably from all the farting you do. *blinks*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait. I think I have you confused with someone else.
Then you must be one tastey bitch Miss Priss.. mm mm gooood
*pulls pauly's ball out 90 degrees*
*lets it snap back*
Boiyoiyoing!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
EEG - i know you are grieving this change in direction for your daughter, but she is only 20 - whatever the course of rreatment there are a lot of doors still open to her.
i do hope that you can find alternative treatments in your area. the body is capable of a lot, so don't give up!
something funny - i watched "flight of the conchords" last night, which almost never fails to make me laugh. jermaine decided to try his...hand...in the male prostitution business. the song they came up with is a reggae number (a la 'roxanne'), with three street hos dancing like marley's background singers and jermaine standing in the cold in hot pants and a vest.
hilarious.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
i ain't got time for that now
"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:51pm."
Yea the video was posted after a bunch of people got accused of being the same person. Personally I never had an issue with her but I remember she got so upset and I think its silly to get that worked up over what people say about you on Dlisted or create a bunch of alts because of it.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Man,,, DListed is hazardous to my job
BTW that leather chapped island sounds like fantasy-island with more fuck
Stoney
But there IS a weed garden! hell yes there is!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
@ Miss Priss
Sea sickness....
I haz it!!!
Badly! It has to do with the balance thingies in the ear. They get totally confused.
I have it in trains and cars, too and sometimes faint (people tend to step over me instead of getting help....that's how they are here).
I don;t even have a driving licence, I get ill so badly....
you bitches warm my heart.
carry on.
so sorry about your daughter EEG.
i agree about seeking alternative options.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I hate you!!!
Yours truly,
Bret Michaels
y Zappy on
thank you
"blows kisses"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:53pm.
Normal is boring, weird is where the flavor is
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agreed! I'm all kinds of flavorful then, I guess! LOL
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:52pm.
LMAO @ Pauly
*passes Pauly a Weight Watchers muffin with a bite taken out already*
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Thank you. Here, you left some spit.
Wouldn't it be a shame if early male pattern baldness runs in his family? Just a thought. I wonder what his Plan B would be in that case?? Schlong twirling?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:53pm.
leather chops? deserted island? pauly shore? dlisted whors?
one can only dream
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The whore thing frightens me a little. My balls like gentleness.
did you all know that First Response has a fertility test now? I just found out, but you have to wait till the third day of your period to do it. For the first time in a long time I am wishing for Auntie Flo to get here!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
*crosses arms*
I will only go to the island if there is a weed garden.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I hate my job.
EEG I will purchase and send illicit drugs from your country to you.
I double dog dare ya!!
I triple dog dare you!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Normal is boring, weird is where the flavor is
leather chops? deserted island? pauly shore? dlisted whors?
one can only dream
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I get sea sick. WAY bad!!!
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:46pm.
@KD
I think I must have a great inner ear cuz I went to go watch the whales once and EVERYBODY was passed out sick except for me......I wish there was a way that I could bottle my inner ear and sell it!
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For some reason, when I started reading your comment, I thought it was regarding my previous comment about a zit in my ear. Der. I was like WTF do whales have to do with anything. *flips blonde hair*
LMAO @ Pauly
*passes Pauly a Weight Watchers muffin with a bite taken out already*
Shitters is in my town tomorrow night.
Do you whores double dog dare me to go pull off her weave?
EEG I can't stop thinking about your daughter. And there are scum out there having babies (e.g. Octopussy, Shitney, etc)
but don't give up hope hun!!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:47pm.
"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:44pm."
You forgot about the video of herself that she uploaded trying to prove to MizRo that she wasn't Mouse.
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Wow. I wasn't aware of that. I knew she kept putting pics of herself in her avvies, had no idea about the video. FREAK!
Oh, and she had a very unhealthy obsession with MK.
Miss Priss- all them downward dogs and sinking pirate ships, or whatever those moves are, probably help!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:48pm.
Normal is overrated. Whatever normal is.
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I don't think it exists anymore. It might be listed in the Psychiatry books as Normal Spectrum Disorder.
DG I know, I'm devestated too, but I think at least SamRo's are for realz.
we can console ourselves with that thought!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Your welcome, BITCH!! =)
For the record, I got called clueless and stupid on your behalf.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Goodness! I've been posting all morning and not until I act like a passive whiner do I get a hi!
I would like to live on an island with most of you, where we only wear leather chaps.
p.s. Stoney,
Thanks for those precious minutes BITCH. I can say that right? This is dlisted?
Full moon in two days.
why do some people get sea sick? I never have.
*googles*
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Normal is overrated. Whatever normal is.
"Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:44pm."
You forgot about the video of herself that she uploaded trying to prove to MizRo that she wasn't Mouse.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
EEG -- I'm sorry to hear that; I remember back in the day when women with endo were told to get pregnant so it would get better. My biological sister had endo and it was a bitch (so was she). Even if your girl does need the hysterectomy, won't they leave her ovaries?
Just to get back on topic, this guy has a severe fetish.
@KD
I think I must have a great inner ear cuz I went to go watch the whales once and EVERYBODY was passed out sick except for me......I wish there was a way that I could bottle my inner ear and sell it!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
@ East End Girl
Sad to hear this!
Try to do some reaserach on possible treatments. I think medication was one of them.
Get a second opinion about this case. If a decision like this is based on only one review, there may be regrets later. Your girl will have to live with it for the rest of her life.
All the bes to you two xxx
It's a Gelfling.
400 pounds?! Geez, I didn't know Kim Kardashian posted on dlisted!
*gives pauly a hand job*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:37pm.
Jesus! When it friggen rains it pours.
Fucking insurance co are doing that, they need money and they think they can take it from u s(which actually do)
They cancelled my life insurance cuz ! was late 3 fucking days and no money back for fucking smurfy cuz she was late. I fucking hate those insurance fuckers.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!