Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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Hekki: it makes a LOT of sense, I am thin and stressed (you know how NYC is homegirl) and I smoke cigs and weed and I'm sure all these things effect it. It's like I know these things but I have to make the effort to change them but they are all intertwined....I need to change my life in general if I even want to think about having a kid anyway. sigh.
maybe I should get a puppy.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I may be an exception to Hekki's theory (which I've tended to notice also) cuz I am a stressed out diet obsessed skinny bitch and I got pregnant the first try.
All though, each time we WERE trying so I had been eating better and concentrating on taking care of my body to be able for it to provide for a baby.
I just took my anal retentiveness/ocd and turned it onto ensuring a healthy baby instead of a skinny mama.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:17pm.
Pauly Shore: WHIP IT OUT!
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Boioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioing!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:07pm
I absolutely understand your frustration... This chick that works here is the same
is like she has given some kind of potion to my boss to make her think she is the last one on the planet when is more than obvious I could do her job with one hand and my eyes closed while doing my job at the same timebut for some reason my Boss LOVES HER..
Lucky bastards
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Edited cuz I'm a MORON
I am a little dense lately can someone tell me what people are referring to when they say dot? Is that a person who is on here? Sorry for the edit
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:04pm.
LOL! The Christmas my sister brought home her to-be husband, he got me a Chia pet and I got him a light up beer sign with a fish on it that (when plugged in) turned it's head and sang. Nice, huh? We did know each other. I don't think we've ever given each other a "serious" gift and they've been married 7 years.
Pauly Shore: WHIP IT OUT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Snowpiece: You can do some research on nutrition and fertility. My SIL is trying to get preg but she refuses to gain a little weight (she's an exercise addict) and give up her gallon-per-day diet soda addiction. It's hard to bite my tongue when I see such a link between her trouble and her habits. If you're thin and stressed, you need to gain some weight and chill out.
Also, I think there's a metaphysical link between getting pregnant and "letting go". You notice how Type A people tend to have trouble getting pregnant, and slovenly lazy types like me don't? You do so much "letting go" when you get pregnant; you let go of controlling what your body does, you let go of your old carefree lifestyle, etc.
Just my crackpot woo-woo theory...
Mother Superior
Does that bother you? are you used to getting sea sick by now? Sorry to hear that! =(
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
I have my 21 year old daughter hooked on Dlisted too.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:14pm.
what is the lower chat about today?
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Higher boners.
snowy- I think your nutrition can effect your fertility. It influences your levels of minerals and everything in your body, and probably even hormones and stuff.
Wait, someone in here wants to get impregnated?
Saddle up! I'm potent!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:10pm.
i always go home and tell my man, i was talking today...
him-talking to who?
me- on dlisted, i showed you right?
haahaa!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
My husband has hair exactly like this cept it's black and he's half Navajo. I used to think it was SO sexy for men to have long hair but after living with him for 9 years now and having around 7 vacuum cleaners break on me from sucking up hair, I no longer find it as attractive! Hey MK, you think my dog is cute so I'll let ya borrow my husband too! You'd love him! :)
My BH knows I come here, bitch about life, him, have stupid no meaning convo's in the forum. He thinks I'm insane talking to "internet friends".
LMAO!
what is the lower chat about today?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Oh Snap!! I just walked out of a meeting where my boss and my arch enemy were getting into it!! Baaaaaaaazing!
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EEG hey, I thought we all dlisted whores wore Mom jeans.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
At least the damn snow melted.
It froze my 4 lonely daffodils.
Thanks Hekki!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Snowy,
You could legitimately where Mom Jeans!
Exciting!
My boyfriend knows I love dlisted and I bitch about him all the time on here. I like living on the edge, lol.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
snowpiece: There are lots of ways to track your fertility, whether you're trying to get preg or trying not to. If it's what you wish, I hope you get yourself all nice and knocked up. It's fun trying, too!
You got the babay cravings?
smurfy - The owner just absolutely LOVES her, she's been here 15 years. This is the same chick that when we switched to quickbooks she had a fucking COW. It's been two years and the bitch STILL hasn't figured it out. She's always saying "But in New Views I could do so and so" Plus with all her personal drama, she is forgetting VERY important shit here. I'm sorry, but you cannot bill a customer 8 MONTHS after services were performed.
Plus, my manager and I are convinced she's pilfering money. There too many questions.
And she's trying to tell the owner of the company that she has absolutely NO way to track the overhead and see our profit on jobs with quickbooks. It just doesn't have that option.
BULLSHIT!
yepX3: nope, probably for the better the way I have lived my life but now I am more settled and I'm running out of time and I'd like to know if it's possible, I asked my gyno but she said she could only do the test if I was trying at that time and my partner had to take tests also and at the time I had no partner.
KD has an interesting theory since I def do not get enough protien and have not for years and years (snice I quit meat)But can that effect fertility?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Falkor on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:05pm.
What ive learned from posting here is that if you want to be noticed, you gotta learn how to do one of the acts described in the urban dictionary real well.....which act is up to you!
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Snowballllllllllll!
Snow
are you trying to get pregnant?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:04pm.
you could always steal one from octomom.
if you want one of hers, that is. they might come with the crazy.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Thanks for all the dlisted love ho's.
Have something else to really bitch about and I can't because I shared my love of the D with person in question.
Smack me in the face wit your balls Pauly for being such an idiot.
snowpiece
you never had kids? I think I cant either but god knows i havent been really trying
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
@ Miss Priss
Hehehe...it is. Once you throw up every time you step onto something moving, you know.
And I guess a part of it is mental, getting sick and then faiting. Hope it'll be better one day ;)
My father had it so bad he was hospitalised three times. He felt like being on an extreme roller coaster. There is something not quite right with his balance system they said.......hmmm......it is an illness, he got cortisone etc.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:04pm.
I've told people so many fucking times that I want a Chia Pet, but fucking nobody has bought me one yet.
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All I have to do is pull down my pants. Just say when.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:49pm.
Goodness! I've been posting all morning and not until I act like a passive whiner do I get a hi!
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What ive learned from posting here is that if you want to be noticed, you gotta learn how to do one of the acts described in the urban dictionary real well.....which act is up to you!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
bitchette I don't have to try NOT to and my bio clock is ticking like Marisa Tomei's in My Cousin Vinny
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I've told people so many fucking times that I want a Chia Pet, but fucking nobody has bought me one yet.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
snowy- are you sure you just don't enough protein?
KD,
uh...LOL? girls don't fart! ;-)
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:58pm.
put a bag of cocaine in her drawer...then have a superior find it. the guilt of having someone thrown in jail is surprisingly fleeting
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:01pm.
Boiyoiyoing!!!! Boiyoiyoing!!!
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Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Heeeeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:50pm.
Yes, at least we still ahve SamRo!
CODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sadly goes to Twitter to block faux Lohan clan*
CODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Endometriosis is fueled by estrogen, which the catch 22 is endometriosis hits women in their childbearing ages when estrogen is at it's highest. BC with a low estrogen, higher progeterone is recommended,especially in younger women.
Please EEG, have her see a specialist.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:55pm.
are you trying to get pregnant?
eta never mind
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:00pm.
You can. Chia Pubes.
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Okay. I'm going home tonight and rubbing my pubes down with soil and seeds. If it doesn't work, you owe me hair off your head that I can have implanted onto my genitals.
Boiyoiyoing!!!! Boiyoiyoing!!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
This should be his audition tape for RuPaul's Drag Race. Work!
KD because I'm pretty sure I'm BARREN, YIKES actually EEG's sadness reminded me about the test.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:58pm.
Can you get rid of her?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:58pm.
*pulls pauly's ball out 90 degrees*
*lets it snap back*
Boiyoiyoing!
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Wwwhhhhoooooooaaaaaaaaaa! They just knocked out the dude behind me!
Nice going!
Do it again!
ubmitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:59pm.
Do you know what makes me sad all day long? That you can't grow your pubic hair down to your knees.
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You can. Chia Pubes.