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When we were trying to concieve the Little Prince, BH was gone for 3 weeks, had a two day stay at home before leaving for another 4 weeks. I was three days away from my most fertile and best shot, thought for sure, no way. But low and behold, yep. Those little boy, lazy swimmers stuck around for the egg to drop. LOL.

My MIL was telling me for WEEKS that I was pregnant and I kept saying "NO, the timing wasnt right". She bought me an EPT and I said "I'm going to make you STFU now!" and then she heard the "HOLY SHIT" from the bathroom.

LOL

ME- wow, that is crazy!
My second job (its more like a half job) is doing bookwork for an electrician. I think it is kind of fun. Just because it is different from what I do every day.

KD- It was rough. I ended up going in for a D&C because the second one was a missed miscarriage- the baby had died at 6 weeks and I was still carrying at 9 weeks. Cleaned everything out and we had no problem conceiving #2.

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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...

I'm sorry, ISMU! Someone I know recently had a miscarriage. Not fun.

Hekki - the bookkeeper, she's not even a REAL bookkeeper. 20 years ago she took some class to be able to do people's taxes and somehow fell into this positon here. When it was a dos based program, she had no problem tracking it. But Window's? Nope.

And she is the A/P and A/R. My receptionists get the daily deposits ready for her, filling out the deposit slip, then gives it to her and she "goes over it again" before it goes to the bank. No idea if the two amounts are the same.

Plus in this economy, she still seems to have a hefty line of credit on her house, she's (in the last 6 months) replaced her carpets with hard wood, re done her cabinets, replaced all her faucets, replaced the fence....bought two cars.

Yeah. It's fishy.

Zappy: Agree with you on the chiro. I even converted Mr. Hekki.

I just hate that they try to get you in there regularly.

There are scientific reports, too, that say that women are better looking during their most fertile times, too. So guys, if your woman is looking extra hot some day, watch out!

KD- No, honey. Although I made it sound that way, didn't I?? Sorry! I have three kids. I had an abortion when I was 20 and two miscarriages between Things 1 and 2.

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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...

Snowy- I am in rare form today. I don't know whats got into me. Maybe it's the skelaxin.

Submitted by chica robotica: "...you do become naturally horny during ovulation times. Biology maybe..."

HELL YEAH.

It never happened before, but the night my latest baby was conceived, I was insatiable. Mr. Hekki came home buzzed from his night out with the boys and even though I can't stand when he smells like beer and smoke, I ATTACKED him. He tried to push me off, but I was like a woman possessed. Normally, I'm the one pushing him away. It was some hot nookie, too!

That was the night little #3 was conceived. We still laugh about it. The next day, I was like "Uh oh, I just got myself knocked up again..."

I think it was like my body's way of turning those last eggs into something before they all dry up. I remember lying there, fighting the urge to jump Mr. Hekki's bones. For half an hour, I watched TV, trying to ignore it. Mother Nature demands her due.

@ bitchette

When I was in my car accident (6 years ago) and couldn't move, I was terrified of him (different doctor) doing that to me. He waited til I was more mobile before he did it. The bugger did it so fast and gently and it was like..wonderfulllllll. Reminded me of the Little Rascals when that kid was in a big brace and someone just snapped his neck and he was fine lmao.

Now I like a little crack of the back. Sometimes I roll out on the exercise ball and feel the vertebrae stretch out..ahhhhh

KD no worries, My dad's a minister and he's on FB too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

I used web md's fertility tracker both times. It even tells you what positons to do, what days he should jack off. The highest fertility days. They were spot on.

Shit, I'm nimble, baby we could be dancing on the ceiling like lionel richie

Snowy- you better keep it clean. I have pastors who are my friends on facebook!

I want to know why men don't take birth control. Why does it always have to be the woman?

LOL KD I am going to have to have a word with you on FB, LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

Horizontal Mambo? Why just horizontal? Ole!

ISMU: You too, huh?

I wish I could lend my proneness to getting knocked up to some of my friends.

It's kind of like a particular luck.

Now, I have zero luck with money or my career. That area is always bumpy for me. But I've had great apartment/landlord luck, and great luck with always having a good man.

Teddy,

Will you have a word with my bf please.

Ta.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:36pm.

i am addicted to getting adjusted. love it.
not that i'm trying to get pregnant.
i remember when i was about 10 i got my neck adjusted for the first time and i thought he was going to snap my neck!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:26pm.

If you want to get pregnant the most important thing is to know when you are ovulating and fuck then. You must track your ovulation, because no egg, no baby...

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Honestly, my opinion is if you're not doing anything hormone altering and you're not too stressed (to notice or do anything about it), you do become naturally horny during ovulation times. Biology maybe...

hah I dont get it when i hear of men saying no to sex.. Imay just be a young buck at 26 but I can't see myself refusing the horizontal mambo

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:36pm.

It does seem like that, doesn't it? Perhaps you should all move to a trailer park and fuck Bubba and up your odds of conceiving, lol.

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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09

Oh, and something I learned the other day: there are at least a dozen iPhone apps related to ovulation and fertility and tracking your period. I was amazed. They range from free to $20.

Teddy Rubskin : *rolls eyes* are you serious? can't you see I'm busy on dlisted right now, heavy sigh....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

I have been told it is all coincidental, but I know otherwise. When trying to get pregnant with my second child, we tried for a year and a half, to no avail. My cousin (who was in the medical field and liked alternative therapies for some things) introduced me to her Chiropractor friend. At that time, having worked in Orthopaedics (doing transcription)for 5 years, Chiropractic seemed like VooDoo. I told Dr. Frank, please don't crack my back, it freaks me out.

Dr. Frank put me on the table and did pressure point manipulation on my lumbar spine, and a bit of reflexology on my feet. Within a matter of half hour, I felt like I was getting Aunt Flo. Freaked me out at first and told him. He had told me that some women get secondary infertility after a first pregnancy (I think that's what he called it) and need several adjustments. He went on to state that apparently my misalignment (in the girly organs) was mild.

So I went home and told my husband that we needed sex..NOWWWWWWW. He was tired and said 'tomorrow' but I insisted very loudly.

Next day, I couldn't fit in my shoes (my clue to pregnancy) and was crying over wilted lettuce and other stupid things. It then dawned on me that I was pregnant.

Now I believe in Chiropractic.

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:33pm.

Pauly, the boom in fertility treatments is to blame. The odds of conceiving naturally are actually pretty low. (nature's way of controlling the population)
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Okay, understood, but then why are so many inbred idiots and/or drunken dumb f*ckers who have sex without condoms because they have stupid brains the ones getting pregnant? Do they just naturally have better timing?

ISMU- You have 6 kids??

thanks guys, I will def. check out the info you gave me. But this First Response test is not the "when are you fertile" one. It's the "do you have any chance of getting preggers one" If it says no, Imma start partying like it's 1999. ;P

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

Pauly, the boom in fertility treatments is to blame. The odds of conceiving naturally are actually pretty low. (nature's way of controlling the population)

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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09

Snowpiece and yepyepyep: You have to go to www.urbanbaby.com.

I used to LIVE there for years. They have different boards you can join, like "Trying to Conceive", "Expecting", "Toddler", etc. And regional boards, too. Naturally, NYC is the best and busiest.

Very informative and the bitches there are like the DListed bitches, funny and FUNNY. It's totally anonymous, though. Mostly baby talk, but some of the boards get into very scandalous shit and politics, etc.

Not trying to take any traffic away from MK, but it's very female. You can thank me later when you tear yourself away from it.

Snowpeice, file this shit for me dammmit!

Is that how u sprained ur uvula?

y chica robotica on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:24pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:09pm.

snowpiece: There are lots of ways to track your fertility, whether you're trying to get preg or trying not to.

Ivillage.com has a calendar you can use, also you can take your temperature which im going to start this month, and I also have something else that you check your saliva for ferns a mini micro scope, which didnt work for me, so im going to try the temperature taking just to make sure im ovulating

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Teddy Rubskin oh shit, I think that you must be talking about me, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

So if you have to have sex at a particular time and it's such a small window, why are people getting knocked up like rats all over the place?

To add to Hekki's point, I'm lazy as shit and have gotten pregnant like lickety the four times I've tried and the two times that were accidents.

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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...

Wow ladies, with all this baby talk, I'm thinking I should put it back in my pants

yepyepyep make those eggs my little chicken! Oh yeah, "you are born with all the eggs you are ever gonna get" so that makes no sense, but you know what I meant! :)

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0

Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:14pm.

Fertility, ball snapping, sea sickness, retarded coworkers, and Chia pets

Awesome!
wait, are people trying to get impregnated in here?
that's nice,... that's nice....

"runs for the door, covering snatchel area"

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Fucka Doodle Doo!

Hekki,

My department's secretary is a box of hair...she's clueless. Yet my boss thinks she's the greatest thing on this blue and green planet. You ask her to file or do some secretary shit she sighs and starts making excuses, Uhm, It's your fucking job

y snowpiece
Im in NYC too
I do want to have a baby too, but I have been eating healthy taking my vitamins and told my ob-gyn and she told me to take folic acid, my bf took the test and his swimmers are good (above average) so now its all up to me : (

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

If you want to get pregnant the most important thing is to know when you are ovulating and fuck then. You must track your ovulation, because no egg, no baby...

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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09

I am out again. My Cherokee Indian Chief contractor has stood me up, so now I must face the masses at WalMart!

Have a good day everyone!

I want a full report later if anyone will give me one!

CODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am just crushed! No Cody Tweets now! : (

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:09pm.

snowpiece: There are lots of ways to track your fertility, whether you're trying to get preg or trying not to.

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Interesting about the nutrition and psychological angle. I actually believe that completely. I heard of some study where they said also that vegetarian mothers are more likely to have daughters. I don't know!

Submitted by Liv on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:18pm.
I am a little dense lately can someone tell me what people are referring to when they say dot? Is that a person who is on here? Sorry for the edit

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Yes, she is a poster on here that goes or went by Dot, Pip and I think now goes by Home. She is also ref. to as period sometimes.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:14pm.

Fertility, ball snapping, sea sickness, retarded coworkers, and Chia pets.

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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09

M.E.: What is it about bosses that makes them blind to the biggest idiots in the company? Does this bookkeeper kiss his ass or something? Maybe he enjoys feeling superior to her.

Sounds like her dumbness is just an act so she won't be suspected of embezzling. "Oh her? She wouldn't know HOW to steal. She can't even figure out QuickBooks"....

Oooh....I have been thinking about the kiddy stuff too....I love Hekki's describtion 'Baybay craving' :)

I am very very afraid of needles though. No probs with the pain and all, I'm brave. But needles..........uurghhhhhh........