Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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KD - Bradi said it better.
Xfiles was MAH SHOW! What time is fringe on? I hardly ever watch TV and even forget to watch LOST from time to time, but maybe I can make a point to watch it while I clean or something.
KD - you could probably jump into it and after a couple episodes be filled in. There is just a whole background of certain characters, a company behind all these weird circumstances and "disasters". The weird man with no hair and no name that is at EVERY weird occurance.
Give it a try!
KD on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:53pm
Well, it has an overall unifying plot but each episode is pretty independent.
Maybe give it a shot and see if you even like the premise.
I LOVED XFiles and to me, Fringe is just amped up XFiles but no aliens.....yet.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Heki - HAHAH! I'm going to have to use FK!
Uhm, what's for dinner?
If you want to see something that will totally make you go WTF.............go to x17, the second page and look at the photo's of Lohan. How she can look anyone straight in the eye and tell them she does not do drugs is beyond imagination!
Damn, she looks really bad!
Is Fringe one of those shows that you have to watch from the first episode, or could I jump into it? I've always wanted to see it.
M.E.: Yup. Made me laugh.
Off to make chili for the BH and FK's.
(Bitch Hub and Fucking Kids)
Look more like Repulsive Rapunzel Man.
Ok, so stoney hor is here, Bradi hor, Hekki...
I did all my werk by 11am. I'm trying to look busy going back and forth with the same pile of "to be filed" work.
Bye Mah Boo! Do some extra lunges for me.
Hekki - BH = Bitch Hub. LOL
Teddy- I guess you don't have to worry about me. It's not nice out where I'm at, so you must be far away. Its not even 40 out.
Bradi - I've tried to show him what this place is and he's just like "I don't get it. What is so funny?" Simpleton.
So, I've had to trade Fringe for NCIS, which I don't mind, love me some Mark Harmon, but....I like the odd shows better.
What a shit~tastically boring day this has been...
(just wanted to share)
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
M.E.: What does the "B" in "BH" stand for? I thought the standard was "DH" but I have a feeling "BH" is gonna make me laugh.
Hekki - it's been that way here forever. Even the lady who was here for 15 years before me...that positon is responsible for opening the mail, gathering the checks, matching them to invoices, getting the deposit together then giving it to the bookkeeper (it's ready to be deposited) but she goes over it again.
She is a lazy ho too.
M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:43pm
omg, hahahahaha...
Your poor BH.
He would need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs around dlisted then.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dee, I think it coulda' been one of your cousins. At least that's what I told the judge. ;p
Okay, I'm out..fargin' gym. Why exactly do people want to actually twist their bodies into unnatural positions and sweat when there's no big "O" at the end of it all? Fuuuuuaaaaaaaggghhhhck!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I stopped watching Fringe cuz the BH was cornfused by it.
M.E.: It's just a matter of time. All chickens come home to roost.
I know TWO people who did time for white collar/embezzling and you would NEVER suspect them. I about shit my pants when I found out the skinny on them. They're both ditzy-seeming, nice as anything. Like Mr. Furley and Dianne Wiest kinda people.
That broad has some nerve making the receptionist do her shit. One thing I know is you better make nice with the receptionist or secretary.
Idol & FRINGE TONIGHT!
Very excited.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh, Its actually half decent out side of this cubicle jungle... I may go for a jog. Don't none of you babycrazies rape me for mah baby batter
*raises hand*
Here!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Bahahaha Nitty! Chola saves the day.
Snowy! Oooooo! You are in BIG trouble now. My daughter just saw your avi and she's like..OMG! It wasn't bad enough she was trying to take Adam for me, now she's after Jonathan?!? Hahahahaha
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nitty - I have to try and remember to stop STARING at the chola's. I find myself studing their eyebrows, try to perfect a description of the shape to best describe it to MK and you whores!
snowy- I strained my back during my workout on Sunday, so I'm taking it to help with the muscle pain in my back. It is leftover from a previous incident. I think it really helps.
WHere are you horz?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:37pm.
Tell me about it! I'm obsessed. I try and get their pictures all the time too. One day I'm gonna get a beat down for it if I can't quit this bitch.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
EEG- Maybe you should stay away from Brit. Exposure to her might increase your fertility.
NitWitty - OMG! BWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHHAAA! Chola stalker!
I declare baby talk over!
*pounds gavel on desk*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:32pm.
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I did..well a bit of it..it was actually super more exciting than what I just posted, but the judge said I couldn't talk about the facts of the case until after the trial was over :(
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nitty : um you need to explain, how did MK get you out of jury doooooty?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
NitWitty on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 3:28pm
HA!
MK posted from trying to get out of jury duty, remember?
He was annoying EVERYONE.
Yea, I just say I am pro whatever is not kosher.
I am on many watch lists.
*waves to the "Spook Watchers"*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
K.D ha ha I thought you were drunk off one glass of wine, LOL
What are you taking skelaxin for? I used to take for my tmj but it never really worked.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I am glad I have my tubes tied.
Hey LA, mine wasn't! LOL Mine was about jury duty.
MK's love of all things Chola had me following one around trying to get a pic on my cell without getting shanked. The most fabulous eyebrows a sharpie could ever create! Unbeknownst to me, she was talking about her brother and all this hoodrat shit he'd been up to..and low and behold, guess who's case they wanted me to be a juror on so the judge excused me...LMAO
I owe MK a case of Mother's cookies and a box o' cheap wine!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
M.E.,
It should actually help.
Just told bf who I am very pissed with that our date was off for tomorrow night as I will be busy stalking Shitters at Starfucks.
Oy, all this babeh talkin'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ok, it's fucking COLD here today!
I hope this rain doesn't fuck up all the landscaping I did this weekend!!
LOL @ Hekki
My Chiro now, also got into a restaurant venture, a half block from his office. I told him if it's easier, he can treat me at the restaurant.
*peeks in*
*sees many pregnancy stories*
*runs to another thread 'cuz I can't relate*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 2:50pm.
There are scientific reports, too, that say that women are better looking during their most fertile times, too. So guys, if your woman is looking extra hot some day, watch out!
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It's the pheromones baby! Kinda like a cat in heat. They can smell dat chit miles away.
Mad Love to MK and Thanks for getting me out of jury duty yesterday! LMAO but it's twuuu!
Sorry, to just jump right in, but saw the open post and wanted to give him a shout out before I forgot!
xoxoxo
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Damn, Pringles ain't lying...once you pop...you can't stop..I've just about scarffed down a whole can of Pringles in a matter of minutes..the cheddar cheese ones are the bomb!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Damn, I just had to lay off two people!!!! My business has fallen off 32%. It sucks..........I think I am as upset as they are. :((((
Sandbithcch- (ok, I tried fixing that like 5 times, and now I give up) Yeah, I saw that yesterday and saved it. Just haven't gotten around to changing it. I don't think I will keep it up all the time, just every once and a while. It's not exactly what I wanted, but it'll do.
KD! Fancy a bit o tongue?