Tuesday, April 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Rapunzel Man
A few days ago, I saw this video at Buzzfeed and I've been hypnotized ever since. It's pretty fucking simple. The video is of some precious beautiful unicorn twirling his golden mane like a champagne room lapdancer working for that final payment on her Mustang. After watching it once, I needed more so I went to his YouTube channel which is a GOLDMINE of all things beautiful!!
He has video after video of just him in his backyard showing off his long hair in various styles. I think I just walked into a new fetish that will destroy my life and crash my dreams forever. I also think David Lynch is behind this.
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LOL! This was freaking 'hairlarious'! Rapunzel dewd rawks! hahahaha
Dude, he is so serious.
He's all "yea this is mah hairs".... hands on hips. Damnit MK, I sat here and watched all his vids.
My fave is The bun. And the violent "Beware of my long hair [In HD] " as he dangerously flings it and wraps it around his neck! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dude is going to wake up to millions of views
because of MK and twitter tweetings of his hairs.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
...yes, i went there
what in the midlife crisis hell?
cool hair!
If anyone is needing a break from shit like suit case girl and just general fuckery, I highly recommend today's posting at mcsweeneys.net titled
"Meth Lab Fen Shui". LMAO.
Here's a sampling:
Enhance Your Prosperity Corner
As you enter a room, the area to the far left is considered your wealth and prosperity corner. It's advisable to put something valuable and water-related here. An aquarium stocked with brightly colored carp is a good choice. One word of caution: you may, on occasion, wake up after a particularly blinding meth-smoking session and find remnants of a fried-carp sandwich all over your shirt.
re suitcase girl. Didn't we just read another story here somewhere where where about some religious group dragging a kid around in a suitcase because they thought their prayers would raise him from the dead? The mom agreed to plead guilty to murder if her plea would be reversed if her son came back alive? There is so much bad news lately, I'm having a hard time catalouging it.
Bizzarely intriguing. My eyes are hypnotized. My soul is mesmerized.
where can you find the millionaire? a friend of mine recommended me a HOT place ___classymingle.com____ She has been intimate with millionaire who she gets to know on this site , some celebrities have a profile on that site. you can talk with them online. loooool
Love the hair ~~ but the dude is fucking UGLY!!!
Its as if he was doing a "hairdance". He had all the moves and the shakes and the swirls and twirls all worked out before he filmed himself tossing himself, I mean his hair. Is he making a career out of growing his dumb hair? Has anyone told him he is ugly? Get a haircut ya weirdo.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:33pm.
Shocking. It's been in the S.F. Chron since early this morning. The suitcase was found in a drainage basin.
The investigation is focussing on the church, and its pastor, near where she was found.
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Nancy Grace has it on. I really hope they find that motherfucker who did it. The footage of her skipping happily along is heartbreaking.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by barburger on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 6:02pm.
Hi. Shitty about the job.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 7:22pm.
Oh fuck. They found that little girl's body in a fucking suitcase. Oh dear God.
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Shocking. It's been in the S.F. Chron since early this morning. The suitcase was found in a drainage basin.
The investigation is focussing on the church, and its pastor, near where she was found.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/07/BA8016UFO2.D...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I knew a few guys back in the day with ultra-long, flowing locks--no, not Nelson. They inevitably were self-obsessed and vain.
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Lowrider
Oh fuck. They found that little girl's body in a fucking suitcase. Oh dear God.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
A horrifying thought - this guy's confidence suggests that hair gets him laid. I know girls who haven't evolved style-wise since we went to high school in the 80s, and those chicks are the reason this guy exists.
Get that man a geetar and a metal band.
Just came across this...hilarious...and almost hard to believe.
http://digg.com/comedy/Woman_Uses_Facebook_to_Catch_Thief
Bet he hopes he never goes to prison...and I bet a bunch of others hopes he does!
Hey!
Any of you peeps remember me? I got a real job the last 2 years, so haven't been able to comment. Read everyday during lunch. Well, back at least for awhile. Got laid off Friday. I see some of the oldies, Stoney, Stockbroker, ElB, Deb...also see some of the others aren't around Mishma, Mel-tang, Miz-Ro. Just wanted to say HI to y'all and obviously will have time to talk to you soon
Gross. He needs a trim on the ends.
ewww M.E. LOL Imma skeeeered!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 5:29pm.
LOL M.E. I'm not very meaty, hahahahahaha!
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I'll just use the juices from your marrow for added flava!
LOL M.E. I'm not very meaty, hahahahahaha!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
snowy if you are referring to that Fishsticks shit, I will cut you up and add you to the carnitas!
M.E.: I'll bring the GOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
EEG - oh, you bet your ass people are bringing shit. I've delegated out the corn tortilla's, appetizers and freeking dessert! OH! And if they want booze, they need to bring it!
I wish it could be beer thirty here.
But I have a customer coming "sometime" this evening to pick up his order.
The Pens are on tonight too!
So you know he'll show as soon as the game starts.
I better not drink any anyway, I need to look good for my UK trip in three weeks.
M.E.,
Re Easter...sounds generous to me. If the number blew up like that I would have turned it into potluck.
My favorite is without a doubt.. My Long Hair in a Bun.
Bradi - I'll most likely have to watch it Friday nights after I get home from the restaurant. BH doesn't do scary stuff.
M.E. on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:13pm
hahahahahahaha, I♥U!
Jurl, I gits us a bucket of fried chicken, a side of Rihanna Slaw and some Milanos, weez kin have us a TV PARTAY!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 4:08pm.
M.E.
That Harper's Island mystery mess starts next week on CBS.
I might be getting sucked into that.
Yes, yes mah lyfe is all 'bout mah shows!
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I've already set my DVR for that shit! I can't wait! It reminds me of that 80's movie "April Fools" by the commercials.
I can't run this time of day. By the time I get home, I'm usually starving. I've had to stop running before because I was so hungry my blood sugar dropped and was not feeling so hot.
Oooh, time to go!
So. I need to bitch about Easter...
Easter has ALWAYS been a my family only event cuz the BH's family never gets together for it.
Well not this year. They want to have everyone over for brunch. I'm not really complaining, I like the inlaws and brunch is early enough for me to please my family by having them over for dinner. BUT! What was supposed to be my mom, dad, brother and sister has turned into the four of them, my uncle, my cousin and his wife, my grandma, possibly my aunt, her husband and his teenager.
I HAVE A SMALL ASS HOUSE!
So, to make life even more simple for that day, I said fuck it to a ham or prime rib and all that cooking. Before I head to the inlaws, I'm going to throw everything I need for carnitas into the crotch pot and call it a day.
Am I being a bitch?
anyone watching For The Love of Ray Jay
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
EEG- my dog would be having a hayday. He loves to chase and eat bugs and spiders. If there is a spider up in the corner of the room, he whines like a giant baby until he decides to go and play with something else.
KD I'm in NY.. it got cloudy =( It was not half bad before, hopefully it's not cold now. This shit always happens to me, I look out the window like a pup watching the beautiful world enjoy their day and then when I get to leave work it's fucking raining or windy with clouds, FML
I am officially calling beer o'clock. Nasty buggers.
M.E.
That Harper's Island mystery mess starts next week on CBS.
I might be getting sucked into that.
Yes, yes mah lyfe is all 'bout mah shows!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
EEG - ♥
KD: feel better my little athletic fwend!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
M.E.,
Fuck I heart you, thanks for the laugh.
Dallas, it happened at the same time last year, so I dunno maybe they hatch in the wall space of that room?
Nitty; AHAHAHAHHAHAHA your daughter and I need to become BFF's! Jonathan is so freaking SEXAY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
OOPS! See. I suck at life.
*hangs head*
So I finally watched the series finale of ER last night. FUCK! I bawled like a little bitch.
EEG ~ Sounds like termites!
No, it's on Fox, network Fox not Fuck News Fox.
It's after Idol.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
EEG - WASH YOUR STINKY COOTER BITCH!
Fringe is on at 9pm. CBS I think?
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
My dining room is full of huge flying ants.
Barf.
I have no raid.