Tuesday, April 7th 2009

The African Baby Snatcher Returns To London

That bodyguard's face spells F-E-A-R. Take a look at Vadge's claw from the grave and you'll be making the exact same face. I think I've seen that claw make a cameo in Faces of Death.

Just days after a judge in Malawi SHUT DOWN Vadge and told her to buy her babies elsewhere, she was back in London. Vadge had dinner (aka seeds and boiled fetus dumplings) with Stella McCartney last night and friends say she's devastated that she left Malawi without Mercy. The Daily Mail reports that she told one of her assistants, "I can't believe I'm leaving my beautiful baby behind. It's not right. I love that baby girl... She's my little girl - she needs to be with me."

Why is she so shocked?! Isn't this how the last adoption went down? It's like watching one of her movies for the second time and saying, "Well, that sucked." DUH! You know it's going to fucking reek, that's why you don't make the second mistake twice. Vadge is just mad, because she lost and someone told her to go eat a butt plug.

Vadge's lawyers have filed an appeal and Mercy's family is apparently backing Vadge. Well, everyone except Mercy's supposed father. Everyone thought Mercy's father was dead, but James Kambewa came forward claiming he read his name in the paper and he's Mercy's real father. He wants to take care of her blah...blah...blah... Basically, he wants a diamond-crusted Rolls Royce and a solid gold toilet from Vadge too.

Here's more pics of Vadge out with Stella last night. Notice the cut on her arm. SHE IS A CUTTER! It's probably nothing. When the judge socked her in the pussy bone by denying her ass, one of her mutant veins popped in anger. It happens to The Incredible Hulk all the time.

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heygoo's picture

She has definitely, most positively had something major done to her face recently. Has anyone else noticed? It actually looks remarkably good - some sort of crazy new filler has made her face much fuller and years younger. What do you think it is? I want some of it... could they inject into her freakish hands?

Life's picture

Madonna and I are moms and the same age, but all i want to do after raising my daughter who is now 24 years old is workout, as is circuit training and yoga, garden, research shit online, read and FUCK, FUCK, FUCK all day long!!! not bring home another shitty diaper snotty nose that i have to wipe its ass, feed and make sure it dont die before its 18yo! cant she just find another way to keep her Karma in check?? damn!! i think she is somewhat delusional or maybe it's me, since i cant get enough sex, something i'm sure she can get all day, for like her, i too am a Cougar but always on the prowl because ALL men are drama queens today!! all i want is the peen, daily, no?? oh, by the way, Madonna looks gorgeous again, love the eyes and clear skin, yoga and eating green does amazing things for your skin! and maybe being rich dont hurt.

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 11:13pm.

Madonnas face lift is fading..I see lots of eye wrinkles and he face is oily.Someone that rich should not have roots either.

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she gets them dyed dark so it gives the illusion the bitch has no grey hairs!!

nuthin i hate more than middle aged women who dye their hair blonde!

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Madonnas face lift is fading..I see lots of eye wrinkles and he face is oily.Someone that rich should not have roots either.

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whatyagonnado's picture

THERE ARE NO ADOPTION LAWS IN MALAWI.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM!

THEY MAKE IT UP AS THEY GO ALONG.

Give Madonna a break. Seriously.

"Nuh-uh. If Madonna is such an ingrained part of that country's culture and well-being, she should have known the rules and followed them instead of pushing her will on them."

whatyagonnado's picture

Madonna's looking more and more like 90s Madonna.

Hopefully, she'll do a new SEX book with Jesus!

Haywood Jalickmi's picture

She needs to go rescue some of those Octo-babies. Poor Madonna, her retail therapy after relationships is buying babies.

gucci's picture

madonnas face doens't match the rest of the of her body..

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moomarse's picture

If she's so fucking desparate for all the poor babies of the world, she should move in with OctoCrazy!

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

I just love it when the parents of these kids in the orphanages come out of the woodwork and have to get their 15 minutes and come out and act like they really give a shit about the kid. If they were capable of caring for the child (including the father of David Banda) the child would not be in the orphanage in the first place.

I still think most kids are better off being adopted out, even if it is by a snobby rich white person, than living in a shithole orphanage.

juni's picture

Josephine Baker started the adoption craze years ago, with her Rainbow Children. Mia Farrow followed suit with her international collection. Then came Brangelina and Madonna. What's going on?

Whatever's picture

Finally someone is sending a message to this sloth that children are not things you can just buy and she is not above the law like she thinks she is.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 1:13pm.

Then give all of your money to the poor. And go live in Africa. Do that for 5 years and then tell me if money isn;t everything.
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I am unimpressed's picture

If Madonna is so attached to Mercy, move to Malawi! Or is that just too inconvienient?

Kandykane's picture

Stella McCartney is just a big fuckin runway fashion JOKE. Look what you git when daddy's budgie beaked Paul. As for Madonna, I think the kid would've had a better life with her rather than the poverty stricken orphanage where she's been left, in a country where babies get raped on the regular.

moosh's picture

She should just get a dog.

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Kaylee> Why is being rich all that great? It's just money, not necessarily quality of life.
Madonna's a freak...I wouldn't wish her as a mother on anyone.

BarbadoSlim's picture

SUCK it! Material Whore.

And on a related note, how come all these Malawi "orphans" have parents coming out of the woodwork?

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There should be a limit on the number of kids a person can have. Vadge doesn't need 4 kids. She's already a single mom with an entourage/staff that looks after her existing three. I'm sure she'll find lots of time to bond with Mercy this summer while she's touring through Europe with her crotch hanging out on stage. She only wants this kid so she can: 1) feel young again and 2) can give sausage lips (Angelina), a run for her money in the "oh, I'm so cool, my kid is from_____," contest that is sweeping hollywood.

Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

Cant she pay media to stay the fuck out her biz?
When she adopted her boy it was all hush hush and now its EVERYWHEREEE!
I agree with the judge .. If madonna can get a child that easy anyone else can
and you never know what kinda sickos would do same
Besides if she was soo determined to get that child wouldnt she fight there till the last paper to get that lil girl?
No she took her jet back and went out for more exposure

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greenleafbella's picture

you know how Madge vadge loves sex and her pointy boob bra's (fudgin ow. how is a homie supposed to feel a sista up?!)sticking her vagina at the camera and shit...my mom said she should just spread her legs wide so everyone can see her nasty vadge and let it be done.

fucking jacko hands!

Josh Woodward's picture

Just think, he natural hair color is black and she is HAIRY.

Kaylee's picture

Also Mercy's father is so damn shady. That asshole hauled ass as soon as he found out his 14 year old girlfriend was knocked up. Now he is going back and forward about knowing Mercy was alive and thinking she had die with her mother. First he said someone told him Mercy died. Then he said someone told him Mercy was alive. But he couldn't take off from work to find her. Then he went back to saying he thought Mercy was died.
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girl_cheese's picture

Bull. She's pissed because she couldn't buy what she set out to buy.

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Kaylee's picture

I hope Madonna gets Mercy. Sorry but I hope this little girl becomes one of the rich bitches of the world. It has nothing to do with Madonna. Its all about getting this little girl out of that crap hole ORPHANAGE. What I find shocking... people act like Madonna is the first rich MOFO to play outside the rules. None of these rich mofo have to stand in line for shit. So why are people acting brand new?!
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Vadge went out for dinner to show the world she is strong and that this isn't going to get her down. In reality, she's pissed that someone said no to her and will make sure she eventually gets her way. She'll buy Malawi.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:39am.
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LOL.. you haven't convinced me at all. those are all entertainment trash sites. no credibility at all. come on first site links to another where there's a story Madonna Has “Chest Hair” … Stop Using The Cream!

second site...i don't see the problem with her askinf for other nice people to give money. every cent counts. these kids survive with 30 $ a month, even less

anyway, it's obvious some of these celebs can't do a good think without people coming up with some conspiracy theories and there's nothing more i hate than conspiracy theories. you know, people just might wanna do some good. hard to believe, i know!

Green Is Good's picture

Am I crazy, or is that body guard hot? He can get handsy with me anytime!

Why is that bodyguard feeling her up like that?!

Dallas's picture

I hate it when people talk about something they know NOTHING about...........it just shows their ignorance!

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Green Is Good's picture

Yeah, she looks totally distraught. Smile and wave to the cameras! That will ease the alleged "pain".

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Submitted by lara on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:26am.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:20am.
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well, i am not from the USA, but i know that many people say that FOX news is not reliable.
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LMAO - so you are believing rumors about whether Fox News is reliable? If they are so unreliable maybe you can find out where the money went. Shouldn't be so hard, right? LOL

Here, take your pick. By the way, one of these is also an article about how Madonna asked her FANS for the money to build the "school" (that never opened)
http://www.theinsider.com/news/618157_Madonna_Raises_Money_for_Fake_Char...
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Madonna-Asks-Fans-For-Dona...
http://talkentertainment.com/c-9950-Madonna-charity-Ray-of-Light-is-deli...
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ricki lake's picture

Oh no FilthyBitch, I didn't post a rebuttal to a shitty, stupid argument on a celebrity gossip blog fast enough for you to actually read what I write before you bitch about it. It must be because I love Madonna and heart Westerners stealing African babies! lol...you are really too much sometimes. I would think it was amusing if I didn't feel so sorry for you.

Meeshie's picture

She is doing this now for the publicity. She had to cancel 2 of her tour dates because of low ticket sales and 2 more are on the chopping block. This is her way of gaining international news in hopes to make more money and thrust her leotard diapers in more unsuspecting faces. Nasty old sea hag.

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Yeesh. She needs to get some fat injected into those manhands of hers.

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lara's picture

and sorry, but their law that says you have to stay at least 18 months in the country is absurd. who gives up their job for almost 2 years? in this economic times... seriously, just because it's a law doesn't mean it's good. it needs to be changed, not for madonna, but for the other nice people who wish to adopt.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 10:20am.
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well, i am not from the USA, but i know that many people say that FOX news is not reliable. i've read some of their articles and all they do is hate and spread lies. so i choose to believe madonna is a nice person and she is sincerely trying to help with her organization Raising Malawi

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Submitted by ricki lake.
Oh God Ziggy, no, I didn't. People attacking me for shit I didn't say
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Just a refresher, I also quoted it when I spoke to you, but apparently you have selective memory.

Submitted by ricki lake
Alright, well....if someone can't take care of a child until it is 6 years, what right do they really have to claim them then?
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It just doesn't get any more ignorant than that. Sorry.
And no, no one thinks this is CNN, no one thinks this is anything other than Dlisted. But if you are going to get called out for saying something so stupid, don't wait 10 minutes and then try to tell someone else you are being attacked for something you "didn't say".
You are compounding your ignorance.
Now have a nice day.
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There is so much red tape in adopting an orphan from some African countries it is sad. There are millions of orphans, most who will have no future. They are malnourished, uneducated, and bound to grow up very poor and may even catch AIDS. Africa is so over-burdened with orphans they do not even know what to do with them. This child and most others would be better off with Madonna, or any other person from western civilization, than rotting away in an orphanage.

Pauly Shore's picture

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I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!

Pauly Shore's picture

Ooo ooh can I be a gooey booger? Or perhaps a jizz crust?

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Submitted by lara
Submitted by StainsDistantCousin

I think Madonna should focus on another country to adopt a child
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umm..i think people just like to hate madonna. she has set up an orphanage center, an all girls school and of course her charity Raising Malawi.
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Wow - just wow!
The shit people will generalize to make things better is just incredible.
Madonna announced she was opening a girl's school in March 2008. At that time, she was "purchasing land and getting permits".
As far as I know, no school has ever been opened.
As far as her "charity" Raising Malawi, guess you never saw this, did you?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511737,00.html
Apparently, she never gave jack shit to any Raising Malawi charity.

From that link:
"Before Madonna “adopts” another child from Malawi, maybe someone should ask her where the money went from her big star studded 2008 fundraiser for that country.

We tried: this column has tried to ascertain from The Gucci Foundation and from Madonna’s Kabbalah-backed Raising Malawi, where the estimated $3.7 million has gone from the February 6, 2008 extravaganza. So far: No answers.

You may recall that Madonna summoned all her celebrity friends, especially the ones involved with Kabbalah like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, as well those caught up in their own fringe religions like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

The fundraiser had some problems, however. Even though Raising Malawi had been in business for two years, it was still not approved as a sanctioned non-profit at the time. Instead, Gucci formed its own Foundation — known as a 501 c3 — to collect the money. They brought UNICEF on board to give the event a feeling of legitimacy. But in the end, the efforts expended were for Raising Malawi, an organization founded by the Kabbalah Center of Los Angeles. Raising Malawi teaches the Kabbalah curriculum, called Spirituality for Kids, to Malawi orphans.

Now, fourteen months after the fundraiser, there’s no accounting for the money that came in. At the time, Gucci claimed that they’d underwritten the entire event, that $3.7 million had been raised and that it had been split between Raising Malawi and UNICEF.

But since then, the Gucci Foundation has still not filed a Form 990 tax statement, and neither has Raising Malawi. Calls to Gucci haven’t provided any information, and calls and emails to Raising Malawi haven’t been returned."
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I feel quite sure someone showed the Malawi judge Madonna's SEX book, and she fled the country just before angry villagers burned her at the stake for the witch-crone she is.

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ricki lake's picture

Oh God Ziggy, no, I didn't. People attacking me for shit I didn't say then calling me stupid really need a clue. I said nobody had the kids' best interests at heart, and whereas Madonna shouldn't swoop in thinking she can do whatever she wants, I don't have resounding sympathy for Mercy's parents either. If you slammed me for just bitching and not offering a solution, then fine, you'd have a point there. Unfortunately, that's not the case. I guess I'll go start readin' these newfangled things called "books" so I can brag about them and my new smarts to my Dlisted bffs lol. I love when people like to pretend we're on cnn.com here or something, debating issues. Riiiight.

kanderso's picture

If many of these kids are in orphanages because their parents/extended family can't afford to give them proper nutrition and medical attention, wouldn't it make much more sense for someone w/ a lot of $$ who was truly concerned about the situation to start up and donate to a non-profit which would raise money for the families so that children can stay at home AND get proper care?

Oh wait, this isn't someone truly concerned with the situation - it is someone collecting babies for media attention and to meet her own selfish needs because she's lonely after her deevorce.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 9:43am.

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Reeter's picture

I have to agree that Madonna thinks with her money and fame that she is above the rules. She thinks she can have what she wants - when she wants it - just like so many of these celebs. I'm sorry Mercy doesn't have a new home, but everything happens for a reason. Perhaps Madonna can go home and focus on the kids she already has.

NativeNYker's picture

She ain't done bitches!

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