Blohan & SamRo Are Taking A Break
I was looking for a picture to go with this post when I came across this wild dog chilling outside of SamRo's house last night. It looks like Blohan isn't the only wild beast stalking SamRo. This wild dog, who is probably just trying to get close to SamRo's stash, seems totally over the cokey lezzie drama. Yawn with the dog, snort some Red Bull and then read on....
Blohan tells E! News that it's true she has split up with her main labia licker after their pathetic weekend of tears, Twittering and twattery. She gave a brief little statement, "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."
That is a "Bitch got DUMPED!!!" statement if I ever read one. It's nice that Blo has a sense of humor. I mean, "focus on herself." What in the dick has she been focusing on for the past ten million years?! I don't see her walking children in nature!
Blohan better get herself a new sponsor, because dealers don't like it when you are more than 30-days late! Spread that snatch, because 8-balls don't buy themselves!
Or she needs to stumble into the desert, declare to some strangers that she's the daughter of God and then rebound from SamRo by marrying a cameraman with Dennis the Menace hair.
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She will be turning to peen in no time.. she was always bi anyway..this was inevitable.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"I mean, "focus on herself." What in the dick has she been focusing on for the past ten million years?! I don't see her walking children in nature!"
Please Michael, don't make me piss myself at my temp desk.
Um Yeah, so not jealous of that. She was pretty once upon a time, but she has made a mess of herself. She looks like crap. What's to be jealous of?
When she says they are taking a brief break, I think that just means they are runnin' around without their panties on for a while. So brace yourself for a new firecrotch shot coming soon.
I am so jellus of Lindsay's looks, intelligence, finances and scraggly hair and I hope the next time someone breaks up with me they actually tell me instead of just changing the locks to their house.....I can see now I have truly been missing out on the finest things in life like coke, alcohol, jail, and failed lesbianism, friendships and a career that can't be revived. Who am I to mock? I am such a loser! Lidsay Lohan is totally better than me!!
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That is a pretty adorable coyote...
I wonder who will be Lindsay's rebound peen?? I hope he is prepared, she is probably going to give him bruises.
for all the ladies here calling Lindsay and Sam butt ugly, I'm sure none of you are even half as good looking as Linds. she may be a total dumb coke whore but she's still pretty hot for a ginge...or she was a few years ago anyway. give the jealousy a rest, bitches.
Good to hear Lindsay can 'finally' focus on herself. Phhewwww.
Wait. Hasn't she done this for the last 20 years...???
aww, tits, now i'm getting nostalgic. you sound like a hell raiser. i was always more of a nerd.
and the stranglers were way too intense for me. i could listen to heavy shit but not with political content like theirs. i needed to dream of a better world.
chirs spedding is someone i know as a session musician/producer type, and only vaguely. sounds like i am missing out!
i'm off to bed, soggy and forgetful. hopefully not waking up so fitfully.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Mcnight - drunk ass partying? oh yes. I was the offical mule. No one EVER checks me for contraband.
You'll appreciate this then - you being 'old' and all. one of the best concerts I saw was the stranglers with chris spedding opening. I loved chris spedding.
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I don't see her walking children in nature!
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soo sad when completely fake(in every sense of the word) people break up... *tears*..
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:36pm.
noly crap! "holly and the italians of "tell that girl to shut up" fame?
shit, i'm old.
what a bill! that's amazing! why was the rumour playing without graham parker? he's a genius, i think. i don't see how hyou could play those songs without him.
rockpile, chrissie hynde *and* nick lowe (was that when they were together, i wonder?), and elvis costello and the attractions - i imagine there was some drunk ass partying going on.
seeing the clash (with the english beat) remains one of my best music memories.
shit, i'm old. did i say that already?
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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McNight - I remember seeing them at 'heatwave' a mega concert held at a race track north of toronto.
Ticket cost $27.00.
Had to look it up - band list:
# Teenage Head
# Holly and the Italians
# Rockpile featuring Dave Edmunds and Nick Lowe
# The Rumour without Graham Parker
# The B-52's
# Talking Heads
# The Pretenders
# Elvis Costello and the Attractions
# The Kings
the clash cancelled.
I find it hard to stomach the prices being asked these days for concerts.
oh my fucking god. 1980.. so that's like... *gasp* 28 years ago!!! No that can't be right....
the b-52's were FUCKING AMAZING.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:06pm.
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"stop making sense" is one of the best concert films ever - but seeing them live is so much better. lucky you!
i've been reading all these biographies of '70's and '80's artists - mapplethorpe and basquiat most recently - and talking heads members get mentioned around that scene fairly often.
of course cocaine has a supporting role in those books too - the way lohan and ronson live is not just for the famewhores, or the working class.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:45pm.
Loved that band.
Must have seen them 4 times in concert. They did put on a good show, big suit and all.
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:57pm.
Latest word is LiLo accused SamRo of cheating! Aside from LiLo, who'd lick that ugly lesbo, SamRo? WOW! Talk about ugly! You'd have to hid the candles and throw the circuit breakers before crawling into SamRo's bed. She is one ugly female! UGH! The bags under her eyes! The moles scattered all over her body! She is basically unfuckable! When I first saw her fugly mug I wanted to invest into solar batteries! Why? To avoid her!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:39pm.
absolutely, honey!
i've had that song going through my head for days......
you oughta know not to
stand by the window
somebody see you up there......
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:35pm.
life during wartime? (no google i swear)
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
Nooo, a "coyote" brings people across the border. A "mule" transports the drugs.
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it's all animal abuse to me! they should be persecuted!
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:57pm.
Latest word is LiLo accused SamRo of cheating! Aside from LiLo, who'd lick that ugly lesbo, SamRo? WOW! Talk about ugly! You'd have to hid the candles and throw the circuit breakers before crawling into SamRo's bed. She is one ugly female! UGH! The bags under her eyes! The moles scattered all over her body! She is basically unfuckable! When I first saw her fugly mug I wanted to invest into solar batteries! Why? To avoid her!
I get the feeling Blohan making all the cheating accusations is to position herself as a victim who just won't take the abuse anymore. A giver who just gave and gave and was walked all over.
Barf.
Latest word is LiLo accused SamRo of cheating! Aside from LiLo, who'd lick that ugly lesbo, SamRo? WOW! Talk about ugly! You'd have to hid the candles and throw the circuit breakers before crawling into SamRo's bed. She is one ugly female! UGH! The bags under her eyes! The moles scattered all over her body! She is basically unfuckable! When I first saw her fugly mug I wanted to invest into solar batteries! Why? To avoid her!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:35pm.
Lindsay is finally free to become the Barstow truckstop hooker I always knew she could be.
Well, yes but a self-focused one.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Linds is going to rebound like crazy with the cock.
I bet White Oprah is glad that LiLo's not a lesbian anymore (heh heh). Like it's some embarassing episode that's behind her now. Now she can start looking for a sugar daddy to pimp her out to.
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:40pm.
Know why SamRo isn't a necrophiliac? She's so ugly she counteracts the rigor mortis.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Look, Lilo is simply a cunt who sells it for the best price. SamRo woke up and booted LiLo's coked ass out. LiLo is not worth the price of the aggravation. She's simply too high maintenance.
I give that ugly lesbo, SamRo, credit for dumping the cunt. SamRo may be coked out, too, but that's okay. She's not long for this world, either!
If LiLo is not dead by December I will be disappointed. She is overdue. We're all better off without such a vapid bitch.
Know why SamRo is a lesbo? She's too fugly to attract a man!
Lindsay is finally free to become the Barstow truckstop hooker I always knew she could be.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Sort of funny you can visit Dina Lohan's Twitter page and sees she "follows" you MK- damn, I bet you get some great e-mail you won't share. And then Ali's Twitter page (she's my new fave because if there's anything better than a train wreck it's a train wreck wannabe -she'll dance on her sister's grave for the cameras I'll guarantee). Why the hell does Ali follow the NY Times? She follows Ashton and Demi for some reason too. Anyway, I love her page - wants to guest (cough cough) "star" on Gossip Girl and start a "fashion blog". Both pages aren't hard to find (type their names after the slash) and DIna can't spell for shit and confuses Jesus and Gandhi.
lilo needs to focus on herself...and we should all let her do just that...
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Scary sh*t" Focus on herself"...is she asking advise from my supervisor @ work?!! I hate that word...Focus. But I love the pic of the dog. haha its the best. The pic is more interesting than these two lezzies.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:02pm.
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hahahahaha. Talk about dilated peoples....
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:00pm.
That's right, MK! Only Wino walks "children in nature"! That was my fave post from yesterday, BTW.
I find it fascinating that Blohan needs to "focus on herself". Is that code for "getting her shit together"? I remember Shitney deciding she had to focus on herself too. Two of the most selfish bitches walking need to take more time for themselves. Ok, sure.
Yeah, ain't that somethin'??? Like they do anything ELSE all day, every day.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:00pm.
hahahahaha. Talk about dilated peoples....
Pot Lung!! Nice to see your dilated peoples around these parts. ;)
That's right, MK! Only Wino walks "children in nature"! That was my fave post from yesterday, BTW.
I find it fascinating that Blohan needs to "focus on herself". Is that code for "getting her shit together"? I remember Shitney deciding she had to focus on herself too. Two of the most selfish bitches walking need to take more time for themselves. Ok, sure.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:41pm.
Yeah. Don't tell the "bad guys," but he'd prolly get his tennis ball for them to throw as they stole my extensive silver and medieval art collections. But don't even TRY to come into the yard if you're there to clean the pool.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:51pm.
don't coyotes bring drugs across the border?
that would explain a lot.
of course, if you see a *mule* near ronson's house, you really know what's going on.
Nooo, a "coyote" brings people across the border. A "mule" transports the drugs.
Pot Lung, shmot lung! who the fuck are you?
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Submitted by Pot Lung on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:03pm.
Taking a break to focus on herself? Bitch that's all you ever do!
PL!! How are you? Good to see your red, red eyes. Is everything all bettah?
don't coyotes bring drugs across the border?
that would explain a lot.
of course, if you see a *mule* near ronson's house, you really know what's going on.
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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:44pm.
Unless the animal's on a strictly WHOREganic diet.
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Hahahahaha!
Whoreganic! Priceless!
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by asdhk on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:35pm.
I like animals very much.
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You beat me to it. What, now we have spammers who specialize in bestiality? FFS.