Monday, April 6th 2009

Little Jenny's Sunday Best

This is what 15-year-old Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and her mom wore to church yesterday. Okay, I haven't been to church in like eons, so I have no idea what people wear anymore. If bitches show up looking like Courtney Love working the ho stroll in order to raise money for that exiled Nigerian Dignitary who e-mailed her, then I need to stop by more often while making my way home in the morning. That's what these two look like. They had to pop in really quick to apologize to God for all the dark-sided shit they did only hours before.

You know they took extra swigs from the church wine and tried to snort the wafers. Actually, they probably brought a flask and asked to have it refilled for the road. I have to remember that one.

Here's more of Young CLove, her mom Pat Benatar and her little sister after praying to Jesus yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


Sugaroo's picture

Why is it that when these young girls become famous, their mothers immediately feel it's their civic duty to start dressing like twenty somethings? The woman above is a joke!

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

Sugaroo's picture

Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:52pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:44pm.
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wait, it's still on?!

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BWAH! That's what I said! Yep.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

xerquina's picture

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:44pm.
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wait, it's still on?!

TEE's picture

This isn't that bad, I went to Church this Sat for my niece's first holy communion, there were women wearing flip flops! FLIP FLOPS to church! I mean at least throw on some keds or something.

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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...

Sugaroo's picture

When Gossip Girl gets canceled, this poor bewildered little wannabe will get a very rude awakening. I will laugh.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK