Little Jenny's Sunday Best
This is what 15-year-old Taylor Momsen from Gossip Girl and her mom wore to church yesterday. Okay, I haven't been to church in like eons, so I have no idea what people wear anymore. If bitches show up looking like Courtney Love working the ho stroll in order to raise money for that exiled Nigerian Dignitary who e-mailed her, then I need to stop by more often while making my way home in the morning. That's what these two look like. They had to pop in really quick to apologize to God for all the dark-sided shit they did only hours before.
You know they took extra swigs from the church wine and tried to snort the wafers. Actually, they probably brought a flask and asked to have it refilled for the road. I have to remember that one.
Here's more of Young CLove, her mom Pat Benatar and her little sister after praying to Jesus yesterday.
I think they look cute
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So that's her mom? Well, that explains a lot.
I do like this 15 year old's outfit (I wore worse at age 15) and am actually hating on it (wish I had the money to go shopping :( )but it IS totally inappropriate for church. The mother should know better, like all of you said.
Speaking of inappropriate church clothing, I went to church with my boyfriend's cousin and his mother this weekend. His cousin decided to come last minute, and she wore a denim jacket and a black, tight shirt with her tits hanging out. Now, his mom and cousin just came her from Latin America a few months ago and live in a largely Latin-American immigrant community, so I do not know if it is a cultural difference (don't mean to offend anyone, I hope I don't) but we went to a Catholic church and nobody gave her a second look.
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Taylor is so beautiful, I dont care what she wears. Go girl.
This must be one of those churches where all the inhabitants just kneel.
Looks like an undercover brothel to me!
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Her mom is more Joyce Dewitt (Janet from Three's Company) than Pat Benatar.
Well, the one chick is only 15 so maybe she really doesn't know that what she is wearing (including makeup) is not really suitable for a morning event. Let along church! Her mom should know that and should tell her. But it looks like mom was too busy putting on her own kewl look.
tehehe....I really thought that was Courtney...!
Damn she does look like a 2 dollar whore and at Church! Fishnets? really?
And what in the name of Jebus is her mom wearing?!?! I think even Posh would draw the line at wearing heels like that in church (in fact you can find pictures of Posh at service and she doesn't look like that).
Maybe it's because I used to attend a Catholic church when I was little, but no one would EVER be caught dead going to church like that. Not just because it's inappropriate but because women would give you the side eye and call you a tramp.
dont have a clue who they are (dont fucking want to know either thank you!) BUT as a non religious kinda person i like what they are wearing HOWEVER i draw the line at the matching lippy!
I don't care what she wears, I just want her to eat a sammich.
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People, we have no idea what kind of church it is - what if it's Unitarian?? LOL Or the type where they do crazy shit like speak in tongues with snakes draped around their necks. Then, I think their attire is appropriate.
Besides, why do people hate on this 15 year-old girl so much? I dressed older than my age too when I was 14/15/16. It's what teenagers do. Esp., if like me, they are trying to compete with a 19 year-old cousin who steals everyone's thunder, esp. your cute young ass, then hells yeah, you pile on the makeup, wear those 4-inch pumps and show off your tits in a tight top with tight pants. LOL It's part of growing up for a lot of people.
Charming. A white trash parade on Palm Sunday.
Nothing like screaming to the entire congregation "I HAVE NO CLASS!".
Submitted by putas on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:18pm.
Watch yo' back White Oprah.
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Hahhahaaha! I foresee a knife fight!
is this considered appropriate church clothes because her boobs are covered and her crotch isn't hanging out under those fishnet stockings?
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whores in church...hilarious
next there will be services in strip clubs
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:15pm.
I am no longer religious, but I still have residual respect for houses of worship. Now I KNOW the baby Jesus doesn't care what you wear to church. It shouldn't really matter, but it's a matter of respect. It's goddamn good MANNERS to dress nicely for church.
Just as you should dress nicely for court or funerals or a job interview. Surprising how many people don't.
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WORD. I'm not religious, although I grew up that way, and my grandparents who took me to church always broke out the suits, ties, and white gloves on Sundays. It's just a matter of showing a little class. And it showed that they knew how to dress for appropriate occasions. Inappropriate attire, whether it be flip-flops or hooker dresses, are not for church. How hard is that to realize? Fuckery like this makes the baby Jesus cry!
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At least they both had their tits covered, and their pussay's weren't hanging out.
uhhh, no idea who she is. but whores like that do not belong in church. she should be slapped. so should her mom.
i dont know what the fuck anymore.
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Her mom reeks of desperation. It's a little bit like when LL's train went off the rails. We can blame the Mom until she becomes an adult, but after that, it's up to her to get her shit together.
Good luck Little J, you're going to fuckin' need it.
Ooooooh, do I see a preview of the Lohan family v2.0???
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Master Blaster on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:28pm.
The youngest daughter is obviously Saffy to the other twos Eddy and Patsy.
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too freaking funneh! hahahaha
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Dear MK,
Do not dare besmirch the reputation of the sacred Benatar by anyway including her in this fuckery.
No Love,
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She looks like Courtney Love's wanna-be little sister. Who would want to be like that bafoon is beyond me.
Courtney Love, is that you!?
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Amazingly, the little sister is normal (read "sane") looking. She's not an Ali Lohan-looking 35 yo w/a boob job. Damn! I guess her mama is doing a semi-good job after all. @@
The youngest daughter is obviously Saffy to the other twos Eddy and Patsy. They have to do what she says because she's the only one that remembered where they parked the car.
She's also the only one that's sober enough to drive.
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Hekki, too true. My folks still dress up to get on a plane. I don't wear white gloves and a pillbox hat when I travel, but I don't wear flip flops either. Different generations, I guess, but it's still no excuse to look like a hooker.
I agree Hekki......I always dress conservatively on teh rare occasion I have to go to a Synagogue or Church.
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from what I read on here, this little ho better get her ass to church on the regular!
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Someone needs to tell her cracked out whore chic was soooooooo 90's.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
They both look like a pair of junkies who showed up in the same clothes from the night before. Like mother, like daughter I guess.
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I am no longer religious, but I still have residual respect for houses of worship. Now I KNOW the baby Jesus doesn't care what you wear to church. It shouldn't really matter, but it's a matter of respect. It's goddamn good MANNERS to dress nicely for church.
Just as you should dress nicely for court or funerals or a job interview. Surprising how many people don't.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:05pm.
*makes mental note to never wear fishnets again to Mass*
Look, I've read enough about collapsed chapels the last 24 hours.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:05pm.
*makes mental note to never wear fishnets again to Mass*
Look, I've read enough about collapsed chapels the last 24 hours.
Taylor started modeling at 3. Of course she's a mess.
Member her doc gave her that excuse note about her life-threatening throat infection (aka sore throat)?
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/taylor-momsen-hospitalized-with-life-thre...
*makes mental note to never wear fishnets again to Mass*
I think we have to give props to Teri Shields and Jade Barrymore - they started this shit LOOOONG before Dina Lohan. Brooke and Drew survived, but I don't see Lindsay making it. This Momsen chick will OD soon too.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:59pm.
Sugaroo - it's a rare and fascinating disease called DinaLohanitis in which the mother of a successful child begins to believe that they are solely responsible for their child's talent (real or imagined) and are therefore entitled to enjoy the perks of that success, including but not limited to dressing like a 17 year old crackhead.
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Or they know they have no talent of their own so they live vicariously through their kid.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:00pm.
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she is as fashionable as a hooker trying to make it as a motorist.
That doesn't seem like church attire to me. They are probably going there to be SEEN going there. That little girl is big time rumored to be a total heroine addict already, non stop partying. Her mom ought to be minding more than just this kid's Sunday mornings.
If Taylor is 15, her mom might be 35 or so? She's pushing it fashion-wise, but not worse than a lot of moms I see in LA. She's def over the line for church.
Sugaroo - it's a rare and fascinating disease called DinaLohanitis in which the mother of a successful child begins to believe that they are solely responsible for their child's talent (real or imagined) and are therefore entitled to enjoy the perks of that success, including but not limited to dressing like a 17 year old crackhead.
There it was this woman wearing a Black minidress(2 sizes smaller than it should have been) with high sky heels, looking like a hooker at my church this sunday, this is actually 100 times better than what that woman wore
At least she goes to church, I guess.
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