Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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Big D, little a, double ll, a, s!
That's moi!
Parkay
dies laughing
M.E., I have of those weekends in my future too, the all day marathon of get the fucking yard ready for summer.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
thanks big D! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Yes ELB - me garden is all nice and landscaped...trimmed to perfection.
LOL.
OH! And we planed strawberries, tomato plants, jalapeno's, bush beans and some basil.
*nerd face*
HA HA
Andrew Zimmern...im sure hed have much more fun at the bukkake festival!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Snow ~ It is twitter.com/dinalohan
EEG!! Where are you hor?
Great, M.E. hasnt got a hairy ass anymore. AND she did her garden !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
Please tell me that big white one is not made of butter......
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Parkay.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Loads of sugar, marcipan, wood, bouncy, plastic and choc shnullies, but why are they never showing the real deal anywhere?
It's a bit of a hypocrisy to me since the Japanese tend to prudishly scramble the men's jewels even in their porns. Maybe it's all part of the tendency of being naive :)
Dallas what is white O's name on twitter?
please and thank you :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Hoff - it was 80 degrees here this weekend. What started out to be weed pulling turned into a massive fucking 12 hour ordeal. LOL
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:00pm.
In Honour of this post i'm only using my dick to type !
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HA HA HA HA!! Why aren't you at this Peen Festival?! You could set up a booth and show off your peens typing talent.
How many words a minute can it type?
I went over to "White Oprahs" twitter site and, OMG!!! I am now thoroughly convinced that she is a sick, sick individual. It is ALL about HER and her precious daughter.........after reading it, she only has one.
What is truely sad is the fact that she was TRYING to quote biblical scripture and couldn't even do that right!
Submitted by suze on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:01pm.
here you will find a wealth of information about local eateries all over the US and Canada.
www.roadfood.com
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:57pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
:P
I like your peen, B, why do you have to have a significant other who makes Guacamole? WHY?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
One year for Valentines, I bought the BH chocolate vaginas. And myself a white chocolate peen.
hee hee.
I do need to find a cuter Olive Snook Avatar! Woot! Something to do for me!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
M.E.
you got to garden? it's snowing here... ugh.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:59pm.
OLIVE!!!!! Sorry shutthesmurfup, thought you had the avvy !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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(6v6)
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I'm sure Andrew Zimmern would have a ball at this festival.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
bitchette - BWAAAAAAHAHAHHA!
No ass hair ripping here! LOL. Nair that shit!
LMAO @ ElB
The wooden one is reminding me of my bf's peen..... ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:56pm.
i had to read that a few times.
I thought you said you had the hair up your ass ripped out and your whole front yard. LMAO!!!!!! i was all -OUCH!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
WOW I had my open post question all ready and now it's completely out the, er, uhm.....
Crazy Japanese!
ANYONE IN LA AREA!!!!
I need your help. So, in June my buddy from Australia and her family and my hubby and I (IN Canada - I am ex-pat Aussie) will be meeting up for a week of fun in LA for her twins birthday.
I've been to LA before and know where I like to eat, but am looking for suggestions of good places where kids aged 8-10 and adults can eat. Dennys is okay - but am looking for a bit better where Mums can order a cocktail, Dad a beer and the kids still have fun.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions....
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Christ! Every fukcing picture on this site is fucking not safe for work today! I guess I have to go do some actual fucking work, because I can't keep refreshing these fucking dicks!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
i should i write my congressman to get a peen festival in my city...
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nice ass...when does it open?
In Honour of this post i'm only using my dick to type !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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(6v6)
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:56pm.
testical festival.
in the rockies, MT, ID, WY, CO
yay for cow balls!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Of all the place to celebrate the penis, it had to be in japan? really?!!
why not Senegal or Brazil.
Speaking of penis, did anyone here watch Wrestlemania 25 or am I just a lame-o?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Last time I was in China Town, I was looking around in one of the shops, anyway, those horney bastards are OBSESSED with the peen and sex!! There were jade and ivory figuriens ALL over the shop, ones in different sexual positions, mini - gigantic peens.
Seriously. I don't get it.
Snideychick sez:
Holiday! Celebrate!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
Hail to the pen.
AND the pencil !
Wheres my little cutie Olive Snook ? Was you wasnt it ?
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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(6v6)
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:55pm.
LCT - It's a peen lollypop, I am sorta ok with this. But try to imagine geriatric porn.
*holds teddy bear*
*cries in corner*
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Noooooooooooooooooooo thanks. They don't do it. They just don't. Just like our parents never had sex and are in fact asexual.
So. This weekend I got a hair up my ass and ripped out my entire front non yard, replaced it with top soil and ground cover, bought rose bush, climing chinese jasmine...planted all that shit.
I AM SO GD SORE!
Hail to the peen.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
This reminds me of that testical festival (I think thats what its called) out in hickville somewhere.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
Please tell me that big white one is not made of butter......
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Please tell me that big white one is not made of butter......
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
LCT - It's a peen lollypop, I am sorta ok with this. But try to imagine geriatric porn.
*holds teddy bear*
*cries in corner*
One time I got this Japanese girl to give me a blow job. She didn't want me to ejaculate in her mouth but I did anyway.
We need to petition for a Penis Festival here in the US.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:53pm.
NO MENTAL IMAGES OF MEMAWS GIVING BJ'S!
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Mental image? There's a real one RIGHT THERE!
i would get real head shy after being slapped in the face with peens all day long.
-dick slap for you-
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
NO MENTAL IMAGES OF MEMAWS GIVING BJ'S!
LOL only in Japan.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:50pm.
Damn you ELB! I was trying to go for four in a row!
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! TUUUUUUUUUUURRRDDDDDDD !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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(6v6)
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It's so awkward to see an older lady with an edible penis-shaped food in her mouth. Everyone knows old people don't give head.
Please do not argue. I need to hold onto that.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:51pm.
where's the booby festival???
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Isn't that called Mardi Gras?