Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
Carrot!
What's in a name? A twat by any other name would smell as rank...
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:28pm.
SMELLY TACO SLOTS WITH EXTRA CHEESE ON THE WIG TIMES FOR THE TAX!
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:28pm.
cannot breathe... laughing BWAHHAHHAA!!!!
why are all my posts being cut o...
what the hell, where are my fa...
WHO IS CENSORING ME???
tech support, where is my ph...
we're censoring teh lord savi...
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
This one is lovely. Ever saw this one's profile on
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just for millionaire & celebrities.
I love the Japanese!
Just to comment on the smelly puss topic: A healthy one shouldnt smell like "fish" or be completely offensive...Some will have a smell stronger than others & I guess it also depends on where a woman is in her cycle. I have a friend who I know is very clean & healthy & one day I playfully placed my head in her lap (she was fully clothed & wearing jeans) and I could very easily smell her & it wasnt disgusting, it was just apparent & strong... I did lift my head back up quicker than I had expected. There just shouldnt be a smell that is stinky. It should be a light aroma of girly goodness if anything.
I guess the guy I'm married to is gonna be home tonight, so if I get murdered, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has listened to my bullshit.xoxo
MK is totally DICK-matized...COCK-matized? LOL!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:28pm.
Guys can also have a smell, I think it smells like pencil shavings or sometimes mexican food.
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
Do they have a Vagina Festival, too, where everyone worships the vagina?
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That would be predominately men and gynaecologists. Ever seen a straight man organize a festival? No? Me neither. Easier for them to go to strip clubs or rent porn.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:24pm.
OH.MY.GOD.
Dina Lohan,
You are the STUPIDEST, most illiterate piece of pointless garbage EVER. No one thinks you are special, important, good-looking, or a good parent. NO ONE. Please die.
Love,
Stoney
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Women's vadges smell like fish!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:27pm.
Do they have a Vagina Festival, too, where everyone worships the vagina?
Nope. Still very male-dominated culture.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:24pm.
I would challenge any of you gardeners in here to a garden off with my balcony. I've spent the last couple years manicuring my containers to perfection.
Also, pussies are supposed to smell a little bit. It shouldn't be foul or smell like fish, but SOME odor is natural...
You know, the pussy smell.
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- Ill garden off your balcony, ill garden off it until its dripping wet and gasping for air!
-isnt the pussy smell fish? And pussies DO NOT have just a small order when they get excited..because the wettness makes it smell!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
I gave my dachshund for adoption yesterday : (
I hope the new owners will love her
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:24pm.
I would challenge any of you gardeners in here to a garden off with my balcony. I've spent the last couple years manicuring my containers to perfection.
Also, pussies are supposed to smell a little bit. It shouldn't be foul or smell like fish, but SOME odor is natural...
You know, the pussy smell.
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- Ill garden off your balcony, ill garden off it until its dripping wet and gasping for air!
-isnt the pussy smell fish? And pussies DO NOT have just a small order when they get excited..because the wettness makes it smell!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
I do think women have a certain scent "down below" but it should not be foul.
I am always paranoid that I might smell bad or something.
Guys can also have a smell, I think it smells like pencil shavings or sometimes mexican food.
I usually have to sit beside a stanky guy on any plane ride I take. (no, he's not with me)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:20pm.
Ugh. Not the stinky snatch again!
Wash thyself!!!! JEBUS!!!
Anywah's...
Hapeen Monday!!
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SUMMER'S EVE, SUMMER'S EVE, WHERE FOR ART THOU, SUMMER'S EVE?!
this is highLARIOUS!
http://twitter.com/dinalohan
why do all her posts get cut off?
too fucking funny. and she's crying for tech support? TECH SUPPORT??!?!? for what? good lord. what a boob.
I can't recall the last time I read such dreck.
edit - just noticed her avatar is a pic of her rec'g a mother of the year type award. *dies*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Jill-the-ripper ~ OMG! That has happened to me one to many times which, is why I will NOT use a public bathroom. I refuse to do it!
There is NO reason whatsoever for a womans bizness to smell that bad! Wrench that shit off!
Crazy Japanese; they love the wang bone!
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Do they have a Vagina Festival, too, where everyone worships the vagina?
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Dallas: Matthew Mark Luke and Mahatma
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:20pm.
Ugh. Not the stinky snatch again!
Wash thyself!!!!
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Thats the thing....I lived with my cousin for awhile and everyday when she came out the shower I swear the whole bathroom STUNK of humid, overwhelming, rotten fish!
Ive never in life had a bathroom smell like fish after I left, but I know when things get hot and heavy when im with a guy....the vag. sstarts to do things, so I wonder if all women are like this or do some women have no smell at all!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY ! This post is celebrating Penii NOT Cooterii !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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I would challenge any of you gardeners in here to a garden off with my balcony. I've spent the last couple years manicuring my containers to perfection.
Also, pussies are supposed to smell a little bit. It shouldn't be foul or smell like fish, but SOME odor is natural...
You know, the pussy smell.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
M.E. ~ I have several gay friends who are always discussing the fact that some women have vajayjay's that smell bad. I am like WTF! If it smells then there is a BIG problem.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:13pm.
Still no CTH?
you yank my titty?
how the fuck are ya?
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:18pm.
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I was in the mall a while back, which I hate to go to. Of course I had to pee and of course the bathroom was crowded and dirty.
I waited in line for a stall, which a frizzy-haired wench in Mom jeans just exited.
I went in, shut the door, that's when the smell hit me.
It was like the worst cumtwat you ever smelled.
How could someone walk around with a dirty cunt like that?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:13pm.
M.E.,
I'm in a huff cause you called me a name.
Garden sounds great! I am trying brussel sprouts this year.
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Wouldn't it be simpler just to feed the slugs directly and by pass all that gardening shit?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Ugh. Not the stinky snatch again!
Wash thyself!!!! JEBUS!!!
Anywah's...
Hapeen Monday!!
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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:16pm.
Speaking of trimmed gardens...
for those of you that have come nose up and personal to a pussay....is there a difference in smells? I thought they all smelled fishy, but do some smell like just nothing?
Nope, all pussies smell like rancid 3 week old Mackeral . Mind you, i use the services of £5 streetwalkers soooooooooo.................
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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If your snatch smells like fish then there is something wrong.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:15pm.
The peen on the right looks like a giant mutated chicken.
So does mine.....well, more gooselike !
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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Snow ~ I know...........so sad! What got me was the fact that she was quoting scipture and using Ghandi as the author. WTF?!
EEG - WTF did I call you HOR?
Mmmmm, brussel sprouts. I love those.
I'd plant more. But I have no more room. Unless I get a planter box and put it....uhm....somewhere.
Suze just move to Pittsburgh, you can take the whole crew to Primanti's.
Speaking of trimmed gardens...
for those of you that have come nose up and personal to a pussay....is there a difference in smells? I thought they all smelled fishy, but do some smell like just nothing?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
The peen on the right looks like a giant mutated chicken.
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
El B: hahahahhahahahhahahaaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Hoff - I am NOT a gardener/outside person. But I hate my house and non yards so we have been making improvements so we can be a bit happier there, since we are stuck and all. UGH!
But we're done. Poured the patio Friday, did the front Sat. Just need to finish the front fence/gate and we will be DONE!
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I love that little girl, sooooooo cute ! I love her. Ned is an idiot not to go for her....mind you Chucks no ug either."
Yeah, Olive is the perfect Yen for Ned's Yang, but alas, he's a fool. And she's so adorable!
Outside of PD, she's on one of my favorite Broadway stars. She originated the role of Galinda/Glinda in "Wicked," which rocks my socks. She's so talented. I can't wait for her guest role on Fox's upcoming show, "Glee!"
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:08pm.
Yes ELB - me garden is all nice and landscaped...trimmed to perfection.
LOL.
OH! And we planed strawberries, tomato plants, jalapeno's, bush beans and some basil.
*nerd face*
YUM, sounds like a good pizza and strawberries for dessert !!
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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Smurf ~ Looks good! I NEED one really bad.
Check out the tongue on the chick with glasses
(she appears to be eating a chocolate-covered weenie)
Nas-tay!
(the tongue)
You mean there's a place where I can suck dick in public and its not Amsterdam???
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Dallas: LMAO she's getting religious guidance from "Ask Jeeves" hahahahah ask jeeves is funny enuf in itself, only White O still uses ask jeeves hahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Still no CTH?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
M.E.,
I'm in a huff cause you called me a name.
Garden sounds great! I am trying brussel sprouts this year.
Yay! New avatar change!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:04pm.
I do need to find a cuter Olive Snook Avatar! Woot! Something to do for me!
I love that little girl, sooooooo cute ! I love her. Ned is an idiot not to go for her....mind you Chucks no ug either.
Shut the smurf. Make me some special Guack, we'll see :o)
Snowpiecey. Pencildick ? :o)
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Love for lil ellie is eternal xxxxxxxxxxx
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