Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:11pm.
He's still on the homepage. He looks like he's had a makeover, though.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The origin of twat and peen pong is....
(drum rrrrrrrrrrroll)
*SMEGMA*
Enjoy.
Oh God.... is it back?
oh ladies, thank you. I was being kinda dramatic with my statement. he's been gone for a week, and wants to come home to "talk". i'm still mad that he a dirty dogs ass, and he's mad cuz I'm right???? wtf?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:09pm.
*dies laughing*
Um, usually people need a PROJECT or a NEW FILM coming out or at least a goddamn cameo on HGTV to promote before appearing on a talk show like Ellen...
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
I guess the guy I'm married to is gonna be home tonight, so if I get murdered, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has listened to my bullshit.xoxo
*nosy* I don't know your situation, but pepper spray can be bought at just about any pawn shop.
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
I believe 'Ask Jeeves' has turned into ASK.com. Kind of sad because I liked Jeeves just the way he was.
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:01pm.
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Explain "a little off in the head" ?
cause I may be in trouble........
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Well, you know, the kind that go on killing rampages. They are usually kind of quiet, nerdy looking, and have obsessions with certain things, like bombs or guns or chinese throwing stars, etc.
Thanks, Momus. I saw the website, but no Peeves? I miss the butler. : (
Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:06pm.
www.ask.com
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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More Dina Lohan. I sincerely hope she can't delete these missives:
@TheEllenShow ellen hello this is Dina Lohan I just wanted to say I'm watching your shoe right now great as always, I would love it for Lind
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Dina defends Lindsay kinda like cassies parents defend her.....people will do ANYTHING for their kids, no matter the kind of murderous, talentless, cracked whores they turn out to be...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
kittiesandbubbles
whats is going with KaB?
she better leave don't ever take a threat litely
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Is Ask Jeeves still around? My son made the mistake of going to askpeeves.com and got the surprise of his life. Peeves is a dick head, but a funny one.
by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
I hate to keep belabouring this but OMFG that dina twitter shit is to die for.
I went back a bit to find her communicating with her son ON TWITTER!!!!
http://twitter.com/codylohan
OMG he is asking his mom where she is her phone is off!!!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:01pm.
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Explain "a little off in the head" ?
cause I may be in trouble........
Just Ask Jeeves if you can't find a Bible!
ROTFLMAO
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:59pm.
I would be HONORED.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:55pm.
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LMfffAO @ "twat smell"
Hahaahahahhahahahahahaha
snowp - her response would make it worth it.
Thanks to you whores I've been reading Dina's stupid twitter all morning. "wELL I ASked jeeves but apparently not getting any help"
Jesus mutherfuckin h ghandi christ on a cracker.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
I guess the guy I'm married to is gonna be home tonight, so if I get murdered, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has listened to my bullshit.xoxo
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Do you really think he has enough balls to try to do that? I think most men either have the decency or don't have the balls/backbone enough to carry out anything too dramatic. All bark. It's the ones who are little off in the head that you gotta worry about.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:38pm.
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Great Job,Ma!
For me,it is ONE HOUR at a time.
I'm still "insane" though(sad face)
stoney: do you mind if I post this on her twitter???????
Your crotch droppings aren't talented just because you say so. And the younger one is epically hideous, you fucking idiot
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I hate to keep belabouring this but OMFG that dina twitter shit is to die for.
I went back a bit to find her communicating with her son ON TWITTER!!!!
http://twitter.com/codylohan
one last dina gem:
ALso another thing I dont appreciate is the time limit to make a message why should I only have a certain amt of time when so much is at sta
1:49 PM Mar 19th from web
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Thanks to everyone who helped me out on how a twat should smell. I know that I can days with the same underwear and have there be very little to no smell, but when I get "happy" down there, things get a little more complicated. It suck cuz it only gets excited when some sexy times are about to happend, but that also happens to be the time when a persons face is more likly to be down there...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
At one point poor widdle Dina was bitching about how "haters" hate on Lindsay, who is "one of the greatest actors of her generation" (*barf*), who has overcome the "haters". Oh really? SERIOUSLY?! Bitch please, have you SEEN Just My Luck? I Know Who Killed Me? If you think the greatest actor of this generation is a throaty, over eyebrow crinkling, cumdumpster Razzie-winning cokewhore, you've clearly never seen real talent. Please go to NYC and watch a play where people with talent can actually sing and act, and they don't have to whore themselves out on reality shows to create a career. Your crotch droppings aren't talented just because you say so. And the younger one is epically hideous, you fucking idiot. /End rant.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
I guess the guy I'm married to is gonna be home tonight, so if I get murdered, I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has listened to my bullshit.xoxo
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Youre not gonna be murdered....id have the police waiting for a Mo Fo if I knew he was gonna come home and murder me...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
hahahaha, I love that MK is fucking with Dina Lohan! AWESOME!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
DebFrmHell~ Congrats on your "2" month chip! One day at a time.
TITS
"I picture her running around in circles like a long nailed dog skittering around on linoleum chasing its tail."
LMAO!!!!
thats exactly it. she's frantically stupid.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
@ CTF thanks for the link
I thought twitter only allowed 140 character msgs - or has that changed.
Is that why Dina keeps getting cut off?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
then went to mk and found the original:
# @dinalohan Let's do lines together. You choose the poison.12:40 PM
Buahahahahaha
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:28pm.
cannot breathe... laughing BWAHHAHHAA!!!!
why are all my posts being cut o...
what the hell, where are my fa...
WHO IS CENSORING ME???
tech support, where is my ph...
we're censoring teh lord savi...
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I KNOW! Funniest stuff I've read in yonks.
I picture her running around in circles like a long nailed dog skittering around on linoleum chasing its tail.
She's thisclose to crying why won't they let us be great!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
It is so sad how Dina acts like a fucking 13 year old. What a retarded stupid bitch. GROW UP. Oh and fix those hideous extentions while you're at it. Dried up 50 year old hags look RIDICULOUS in wigs and clothes made for 20 year olds...
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
y Dallas on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:41pm.
yepyepyep ~ Why? How old was it and how long have you had it?
So sorry..........I know that hurts really bad!
I had her for 2 years and she was 2, I had to give her away because she was acting up needs more attention
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Dear Dinah,
Remane silent and some poeple think your smartical. Open you're mouth and remove all dowbt.
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
Uhm, the BH's unit smells like. Peen.
Are you guys talking about how Dina was complaining of being 'censored' because her twitter messages were cut off? I heard about that on Chelsea Lately! Like, beach, please! You are not all that 'edgy'.
I don't know what she is talking about, though. I made a twitter post that was over 140 characters. You just have to click on it to see the whole thing.
yepyepyep ~ Why? How old was it and how long have you had it?
So sorry..........I know that hurts really bad!
More dina lohan nonsense - was reading her illiterate posts and came across this:
# @mkdlisted your very funny michael thinking you can ENTRAP me with a response to that statement do you really think i would do lines with yo5:48 PM Mar 22nd from web in reply to mkdlisted
then went to mk and found the original:
# @dinalohan Let's do lines together. You choose the poison.12:40 PM Mar 21st from web in reply to dinalohan
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
"f this and i don't normally swear but F THIS! i am sick of being HATED on not to mention my blogs dissapearing or being censored and for wha"
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ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
My guy has a smell down there, and yes, it's a bit "pencil shavings" LOL! It's not bad. It's just peen smell.
No offense, but the ones that stink are the uncircumcized ones. Or connected to lazy assholes who don't shower. That's what my friend told me.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Hi ya'll! I'm finally all up in this chat here! I actually got some werk done today! *shocked face*
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:31pm.
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i was so curious so i went and read her stupid twitter page... what an ignorant piece of shite. and at least you know she'll read this cuase well. she follows mk! her vocab and literacy level is worse than my 10 yr old nephews haha. oh man..
perhaps she should apply at ups cause she needs a fucking job. or else get out of the bloody house more often.
i like how mk asked her to do lines with him and shes like oh you think you can trap me...she prob picked up the phone after she posted that and went when and where... dumb bitch lol.
I want to go to the Penis Festival. Looks like fun.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:13pm.
Still no CTH?
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I was worried that the last time I saw you had police involvemnt...LOL! Cannot have CTH in chains!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
White Oprah-
You're a dumb bitch.
Please take your daughters and go elswhere.
Reading your twit is making me retarded.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Ok, yes it smells a little bit like fish, but not ROTTEN fish. There is a big difference between a fresh smelling vag with a bit of "scent" and a dirty one that STINKS. *barf*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by gia on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 2:32pm.
It should be a light aroma of girly goodness if anything.
hahahaha