Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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I know, I became a fan of David Archuleta and my whole Facebook background is him now.
*hides*
Can I make it go away?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
You know what show really bugs me? MONSTER QUEST. The first few shows I DVRed because I wanted to see the effing Loch Ness Monster and the Chupacabra, gosh darnit, but they never find ANYTHING! GAH!
Thanks TITS.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:46pm.
I think FB keeps installing spyware on my computer.
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It could be, but I don't think facebook needs spyware. They just make the ads and stuff taylored to you based on the things you are a fan of. I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was some of those STUPID facebook apps that is doing it, though.
d by TITS on Mon,
thank you
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
GAH! kids are home from school & want to play World of Warcraft... thanx for "listening" to me. xoxo
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:46pm.
You can read without joining.
I joined because i thought maybe dinas posts were not cut off if you subscribed - nope, they're all cut off.
what you see on the unsubscribed version is identical.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:41pm.
Right, and who are you going to tell?
Wait, that is her body guard? That means he might be available and she didn't taint him??
Stoney - I don't have HBO or showtime or any of that shiz.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:44pm.
M.E.,
LOL!!! They are all fakey fake.
The most interesting is Ghost Hunters, but the most fun is Ghost Adventures, cuz the guy is douche hot and WAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top!!!
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You see the ghost adventures guy pick up a hissing snake and wonder why it was moving toward him?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
TITS, I've never twitted. Can I read only or do I have to join? I want to read about seabands. Thanks.
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She's flat and that's that!
I think FB keeps installing spyware on my computer.
M.E.,
LOL!!! They are all fakey fake.
The most interesting is Ghost Hunters, but the most fun is Ghost Adventures, cuz the guy is douche hot and WAAAAAAAAAAAY over the top!!!
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http://www.rabbit.org/easter/
The Tudors was on last night...what's wrong with you people!?
LOL
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by Dallas on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:38pm.
I just went to MK's twitter page and OMG....... Hell, he is funny as shit on it too!
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OH! : (
All of this Twitter talk is going to force me to visit the site (which I swore I would not do), then participate (which I don't have time) and then get addicted to it (which is a given).
Oh okay.
yepyep
http://twitter.com/mkdlisted
frankly i feel like he's cheating on us.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by KD on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:40pm.
I think that host guy on Paranormal State, the pastoral intern or whatever he is, is really cute. *blushes*
hahahahahahhahah you are in love with Wino's bodyguard and the dude on Paranormal state! I'm TELLLLLLIN ON UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Falkor...from never ending story.
I asked this a few days back, but...why did they have erect nipples on the oracles in that movie which was supposed to be directed towards kids? I was transfixed by those as a child...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Dumbass is still around. I'm working on it.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I think that host guy on Paranormal State, the pastoral intern or whatever he is, is really cute. *blushes*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:31pm.
So, last night when I got home from work, I sunk into my couch and scared teh shit out of myself watching "Paranormal State"
UGH! I am so pathetic.
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I luuuuv that show!
I used to get the stuffing scared outta me as a kid by unsolved mysteries.....
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
@ Stoney...did u get rid of your dumbass yet? or is it working out?
I just went to MK's twitter page and OMG....... Hell, he is funny as shit on it too!
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:34pm.
Drinkie Monday, thanks.
What do you think of the playful new name it has?
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She's flat and that's that!
Thank you KD, I think ur right. He knows he sucks..:)he started crying on the phone last night. I guess we'll find out...?
snowy - Oh, I know. Never really see anything, but I was bored and needed SOMETHING to watch to wind down.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:27pm.
Yeah, you think you're justified in being mad or upset when he completely screws you over. Not. It's YOU that's the bitch!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:32pm.
Hahaha ...ewwww.
And LCT, I have some nice boxed wine over here. Care to join me?
Edit: You too, flatsy. :)
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You drink it for me. I'm outtie like stinky fish ginch.
I should have played hookie today. I don't feel like being at work.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
*** AffluentMeet.com ***
It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
M.E. ha ha you are such a goon, even my world's most gullible BF thinks that show is "soooooo fake" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:29pm.
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Hahaha ...ewwww.
And LCT, I have some nice boxed wine over here. Care to join me?
Edit: You too, flatsy. :)
Carrot,
Yea, it's been back for a few weeks. Just kept it clean for a while...but it can't seem to stop itself.
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So, last night when I got home from work, I sunk into my couch and scared teh shit out of myself watching "Paranormal State"
UGH! I am so pathetic.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:26pm.
Yeah, no. Like a bad penny.
Devilgirl was supposed to bring teh raid.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:15pm.
so, he's mad at YOU cuz you're right, or he's mad at himself? Either way, I think that is a good sign. I think.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:22pm.
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Oh good, so it's NOT just me then? I was thinking the same thing.
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Can we all have a snuggle or some cookies or something? I feel terror in my soul.
Ok, I need to know more about the Lohan spiral. Feed me!!!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
IG, LCT - so far it's been playing nicely. Minus the stinky twat.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:26pm.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:22pm.
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Oh good, so it's NOT just me then? I was thinking the same thing.
@ Stoney...no shit! Like, how DARE me for having an opinion...Duh
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:22pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:16pm.
That would be a big YES.
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Find a happy place.
Find a happy place.
Oh Lord the world is crumbling.
THANK YOU STONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:20pm.
Last one I swear. (truly I find twitter as obnoxious as everyone else)
from mk:
@dinalohan Celestial Seasoning tea will not help you relax if you put a little something extra in it. And by something extra, I mean meth.
MK has twitter? where are you getting this?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:15pm.
Oh, don't you just LOVE it when a man blames YOU for being mad when HE did the lowdown dirty thing? Like it's YOUR fault you reacted?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:16pm.
That would be a big YES.
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She's flat and that's that!
LMAO
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Last one I swear. (truly I find twitter as obnoxious as everyone else)
from mk:
@dinalohan Celestial Seasoning tea will not help you relax if you put a little something extra in it. And by something extra, I mean meth.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
@ silvara haha! I've been there, done that to 1 of my step-sons' mom . she had to go to the ER, but I was ok w/ my assult charge:))