Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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Jesus christ. I went to that Dina Lohan blog and the whole *page* is filled with one giant fragmented April 4th rant. Why doesn't the stupid bitch just get a real blog? She must have been fervently texting that crap out for like two hours on her phone.
I would be so embarrassed if that was my mom.
And Falkor, that is like one of the best positions--just the legs part, though. I wouldn't know about the whole ass-in-the-air thing, but it could probably be interesting/uncomfortable.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:42pm.
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I hear that! Good to 'see' you all the same. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:38pm.
Oh, you know...the other side of crazy...lol. how've you been??
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Brown is suppose to be court at 3:00 pm/pacific and TMZ has a live stream up.
That sob needs to rot in jail for awhile!
I'm tired as shit. I want to go home and I had a costumer comming in at 6pm, would it be wrong if I go home before he comes?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:35pm
Ok then your reason is to pick a fight. Starting shit with other regulars is lame. THERE'S my point!
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Sweetie, if you think that was me starting a fight then you need to go back to your cubbyhole. Stating an opinion is in no way starting a fight. And since EEG didn't even reply to me, there's no point in you inserting yourself into a situation that doesn't concern you. Moving on.
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Oh man that is classic. Did not know Japanese people had a penis festival,I am sure these guys would fit right in http://www.edguider.com/images/stories/funny/funnyerection.jpg LOL thats one way to tell if a guy who takes viagra is left or right handed LOL Source
Period aka dot aka "."
I never had a problem with her, but others tried to convince me she was evil or some shit. Also, I will defend EEG til death. That is all.
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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:38pm.
Whos period?
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She Who Shall Not Be Named. Also known as Dot, Pip, and about forty'leven other usernames.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:35pm
Ok then your reason is to pick a fight. Starting shit with other regulars is lame. THERE'S my point!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:36pm.
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Howdy, stranger! Where you been?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:35pm.
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I don't ever do anything for no reason. And Period was here. What's your point?
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Whos period?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
This post made me remember that I have party favor chocolates shaped like penises and tits that I haven't eaten yet.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
@Stoney - Holy shit THAT'S SJP ? Go Sarah, it's ya birfday! I saw Girls Just Wanna Have Fun the other day for the first time in a jillion years and it was so cheesetastic, it made my whole damn weekend!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:31pm.
Dood, you picked on EEG for no reason, now you're picking a fight with period, and I don't even see period here!
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I don't ever do anything for no reason. And Period was here. What's your point?
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@Stoney....I wonder how it would be to have sex in the position that your avie is in?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:31pm.
Dood, you picked on EEG for no reason, now you're picking a fight with period, and I don't even see period here!
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I am bored hookers. I don't want to be at work. I'm tired, sore and want to be lazy.
Call me a whambulance.
Sarah Jessica Parker. She was a dancer.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:27pm.
There you go again, sugar.
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There I go again WHAT, Stoney?
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@Stoney - who is that in your avatar? She sure is bendy.
There you go again, sugar.
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@Jill-The-Ripper:
Or when he bit each the slutty sisters and his face turned green and he yakked up their blood. Those were bad special effects. Ha!
Ugh. Period is back?
Barf City.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:47pm.
Stoney - I don't have HBO or showtime or any of that shiz.
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Nor do we. No patience for sitting watching a movie at home.
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Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:57pm.
My hubby's Stateside and I'm horny as heck!. Am cranky,feeling bitchy,too much time on my hands.....NOT!. His two adorable spawns keep me from dwelling. So looking forward to Friday when he's back. Boy am I going to ride him like a hot ginge horsey!.
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Wheres he stationed...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Yup, it was a Warhol.
I think only his name was attached to it, I doubt he had any real involement.
I liked when Udo vomitted up the blood from the horny women (servants? haven't seen it in years)
because he could only drink the blood of "wirgins" and he utters "These whores are killing me".
hahaha
You mean I gotta go to fucking x17 for Hohan updates?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:06pm.
Did the cops know who she was? Hahaha.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
That was an Andy Warhol film????? omg. It was so bad. I'm shocked. Udo Kier sounds familiar. He was dracula, right? I noticed the studly male lead was very gay.
stoney: I'll tell you what's wrong with a little Archuletta. You just mentioned him and now I'm sitting here singing "I know this crush ain't goin' awa yay yay yay yay...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
According to X17online, Dina Lohan got pulled over by the cops for speeding yesterday - 65mph in a 35mph zone. It was an emergency y'all - taking Linds to McDonalds. Fucking entitled BITCHES!
*runs backward really fast*
LAndi!
I thought the working song was cute as hell!!!!
Dallas!
I know!! He ooooozes asshole, but still hot!!
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Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:02pm
It's that fuckin' HAIR!
Hello, it's 1997, stop doing that shit to your HAIR!
Cupcake?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Stoney ~ Well, nothing.
Reeter was that Andy Warhol's Dracula?
I love that flick. It's sooo campy, so bad.
But Udo Keir and Joe Dallesandro are hot hot hot.
Possibly they smell like pencil shavings, however.
Reeter on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:01pm
Thanks for reading my post.
Cupcake?
*sticks toungue out at everyone for ignoring me*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Clarisse ~ Whoa!! That is one hunk of burning love.
Clarisse- I'm not sure, I know I've seen Ghost Hunters, but I don't think I saw that show. His head looks kind of like it shrank. He is rather pleasant looking, though.
Haha I don't log on enough for it to bother me, really.
And excuse me, but what is wrong with a little Archuleta?
Yeah, I said it.
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LAndi!
LOL! Oh he is a giant tweeker!!! But he cracks me the hell up!!! WHAT WAS THAT??? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? DID YOU FEEL THAT???
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Enchanted was a pretty cute movie.
I got bored the other night and watched 'Blood for Dracula' - 1974 vampire flick. I thought it would be like watching a classic horror film. WRONG! It was a cheap, badly acted, hot pink fake blood, big bush soft porn. Bleck! *shudders*
I strongly recommend no one ever watch that movie. Ever.
KD!
LOL!! YOu think Ryan Buell is a cutie? You must have never seen Ghost Adventures!!!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
Douche douche hot!
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Stoney ~ NO!!!!!
Are you going to change that shit?
My hubby's Stateside and I'm horny as heck!. Am cranky,feeling bitchy,too much time on my hands.....NOT!. His two adorable spawns keep me from dwelling. So looking forward to Friday when he's back. Boy am I going to ride him like a hot ginge horsey!. Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaah!
Thanks for reading!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:54pm.
use firefox and install the adblocker plus extension. no more ads. and you can easily block ones that get past it AND block annoying pics.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:44pm
I LOVE GHOST ADVENTURES!
As for douche guy, um, he looks like he just got back from 3 day rave.
My favorite episode is the old hotel where shit was flying around in the basement, that shit made me JUMP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
So, I watched "Enchanted" last night, since there was nothing on and who cares about the CMA.
It was, well, it was fluffy and light and kinda cute.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 3:46pm.
FaceButtFukrs is the devil!
I don't really have time for any of it, but my story is similar to DG's and I shut that shit dowwwwwwwwwwwn!
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)