Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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What the fuck are you guys talking about?????
man i go away for a wee bit and all hell breaks loose!
*scrolls through rest of thread*
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!!
That's not true. Each is unique in the same way.
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I actually like EEG and I can assure everyone we are not the same as each other and I am not Dot. I doubt EEG is, either. Not at all. And I know that's not really you, Sheeps, in that forum Ass and her friend started.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
Cunning Stunt maybe with his MOM! LOL
on the last epi one of the sluts was giving her date a hand job under the table at the bar! hahahahah do you think he aproved?!?!
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Guess no one knows who DOT is...whatevs, moving on.
I saw that crap for the first time yesterday...and only by accident as I was woken up outta my slumber by some lady screaming like she was having a nervous breakdown.....she seems like a horrible person to me!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Cunning: probably, I feel like a few of them had their tits out, LOL. Not Taylor, the gold digger, she's turning out to be cool. this one was Aryan, ha ha I don't think that can be the correct spelling unless her parents were skinheads, LOL. she got all upset when the host dude called her out on it and stormed out. LOL I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that weird vibe with the MOM
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by missy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:06pm.
(((hugs IG)))
I want some of those penis-nose groucho glasses!!
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I think I saw something like that in a porno once. Which I was tied down and forced to watch against my will. :)
I want DQ to teach me photoshop so I can post a pic of John Mayer with two dildos on his head like bunny ears.
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(((hugs IG)))
I want some of those penis-nose groucho glasses!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:03pm.
I see you felt the need to post your bullshit twice. I've been here for less than a year so you obviously have me confused with someone else. No excuses for your little forum, huh? That's because you don't have one. You are despicable.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:03pm.
Anyone here with even small parts of a brain can tell you are all the same person. You all talk the same and you even pick fights with each other.
Then you go after everyone else.! That has been your game for years kid.
I don't think anyone cares anymore. You are just a joke SO predictable !!! Stoney is not stupid. Alas she will get with it and ignore you !
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See, here's the thing. Nobody cares.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@Snowpiece - lmao! yeah him and his mom did have one of those 'unnatural bond' things going on. Which chick was giving the Handy? Was it the one who had her tits all out on the first on?
Missy!! ♥♥♥
Submitted by missy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:01pm.
oops I meant sugar
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No worries! Whether I said it or anyone else, we ALL want it up in there! BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
told ya!
Denial is a river in Eygpt!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!!
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What's the matter, Ass? No one is letting you stir your shit in the forums so you came here? You know your post was bullshit and so does anyone in here with half a brain. Try again.
Anyone here with even small parts of a brain can tell you are all the same person. You all talk the same and you even pick fights with each other.
Then you go after everyone else.! That has been your game for years kid.
I don't think anyone cares anymore. You are just a joke SO predictable !!! Stoney is not stupid. Alas she will get with it and ignore you !
islandgirl - I thought of you last night!
:) just that I hadnt seen you in a bit on here
good to see you!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
told ya!
Denial is a river in Eygpt!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!!
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What's the matter, Ass? No one is letting you stir your shit in the forums so you came here? You know your post was bullshit and so does anyone in here with half a brain. Try again.
Anyone here with even small parts of a brain can tell you are all the same person. You all talk the same and you even pick fights with each other.
Then you go after everyone else.! That has been your game for years kid.
I don't think anyone cares anymore. You are just a joke SO predictable !!! Stoney is not stupid. Alas she will get with it and ignore you !
Cunning Stunt maybe with his MOM! LOL
on the last epi one of the sluts was giving her date a hand job under the table at the bar! hahahahah do you think he aproved?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!!
That's not true. Each is unique in the same way.
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!!
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What's the matter, Ass? No one is letting you stir your shit in the forums so you came here? You know your post was bullshit and so does anyone in here with half a brain. Try again.
Oh and let's not forget the forum you started where you impersonate me, Clarisse, Carrot, EEG, TITS, Sheeps, Stockbroker, Sock Monkey, and several others. You have us all saying the most disgusting things that none of us would ever say in reality. When people click in there you capture their IPs. So why don't you go back and play in there, hmmm?
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YMAT and TITS, whatever they're made out of, those grannies sure look happy about it!
oops I meant sugar
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'll take a dick in a "more orgasmic place", as smurf put it :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*slams door*
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
@Snowpiece - I watched the first episode and it was kinda good, but those chicks were snoozeville. Is that douchey host guy even in a relationship?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:56pm.
I need to take care of my oral fixation first. Plus, It needs a good lube up.
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K-Y Gum. *cheese face*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
I'm tired as shit. I want to go home and I had a costumer comming in at 6pm, would it be wrong if I go home before he comes?
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If its not going to get you fired or cause you to loose any money....I say go!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
Is it too much to ask for a dick in my mouth?
*texts BH*
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Wouldn't you prefer it in a more orgasmic place? ;-)
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I need to take care of my oral fixation first. Plus, It needs a good lube up.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:50pm.
Thanks for proving my point that you're a big fat fucking bully. Not once did I call you a name or insult you. I was pointing out that I was having a nice conversation with EEG when you busted in and insulted her, and how that was rather ridiculous to me, and now I'm a clueless imbecile you can't condescend to reply to. Nice, bitch.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
roflmao @ this whole page! You folks are silly and I lubs it
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Tits! I was thinking maybe marzipan, but that's an awfully stomache-ache inducingly large amount of it. She's holding a diabetes candy bar like it's a hot pretzel! lol!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old fisherman, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, “Hey old timer, why the long face?”
The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no."
The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I ’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. ”
The old man starts to cry again, “But you fuck one goat … ”
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http://www.rabbit.org/easter/
speaking of hand jobs, is anyone else watching Tough Love?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:53pm.
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!! watch the denials come flying
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heres the first denial - fuck no she's not! EEG is EEG and EEG only. Suck on that!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hey'all
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Here is a clue: EEG, Sugarpoo and Dot are ALL the same poster !!! watch the denials come flying
but tis the truth M8's
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
Is it too much to ask for a dick in my mouth?
*texts BH*
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Wouldn't you prefer it in a more orgasmic place? ;-)
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:49pm.
EEG is Dot?
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NO! NO SHE IS NOT! Please don't start that rumor even if yo don't mean to! Ack!
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well then who the hell are you guys referring to as Dot?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Dammit, Dot's that flippin' robot that hangs out with the princess, that dog, and Lone Star!
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:49pm.
Same here, islandgirl :)
I'm seriously wondering what the penis on the right in the main pic is made from...
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well you know how they have those little marzipan pigs at xmas?....
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Wait I thought EEG was Sugaroo. Im confused.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:49pm.
Same here, islandgirl :)
I'm seriously wondering what the penis on the right in the main pic is made from...
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Remember that Caption this from a couple days ago of 3 asian women giving men hand jobs?
Im guessin that has something to do with the ingredients of that peen sickle!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
OOOH A D Listed Cat Fight !
Is it too much to ask for a dick in my mouth?
*texts BH*
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:49pm.
EEG is Dot?
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NO! NO SHE IS NOT! Please don't start that rumor even if yo don't mean to! Ack!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
EEG is NOT and I repeat NO 'dot"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Then why did you have to come into a thread where everyone was peaches and cream and slam EEG in a thread that had nothing at all to do with your supposed conflict? Sounds like she was the bigger person for not responding. I'll move along when I'm ready, by the way.
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I'm sorry you're so clueless, Stoney, I hope it doesn't hurt. This conversation is absurd. I have no issues with you so I am going to do what I said I was doing. Check your ego: I wasn't saying YOU should move on because I know you won't. I'm moving on. Have a nice one.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
EEG is Dot?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Same here, islandgirl :)
I'm seriously wondering what the penis on the right in the main pic is made from...
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Grrrrrrr. Dot is back?
*puts on full body armor*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 4:41pm.
Then why did you have to come into a thread where everyone was peaches and cream and slam EEG in a thread that had nothing at all to do with your supposed conflict? Sounds like she was the bigger person for not responding. I'll move along when I'm ready, by the way.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09