Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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oooo Farrah's here, good thing I called the right Brit, hahahahahah LMFAO!!!!!! hooo haa the contrversy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Crystal Gayle on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:45pm.
Wait I thought EEG was Sugaroo who is also DOT and the Missy person is MK who is also Suagroo and they all fight with themselves? Im trying to get the facts straight.
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No, you're trying to start shit like you did the last time you were here.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Wait I thought EEG was Sugaroo who is also DOT and the Missy person is MK who is also Suagroo and they all fight with themselves? Im trying to get the facts straight.
@Farrah-
I hear your cancer has spread to your liver. Im hopein you make it through....
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:41pm.
@snowy
I just dont like people who freak out like that.
It makes me think that they are egomaniacs or selfish or just bad in some way.
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you're kidding, right?
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:41pm.
Jebus another fucking hour left....
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M.E., would you like me to share a secret for not only looking busy at work but actually being entertained and no one will know what you're doing? It has saved me soooooo many times.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:37pm.
You know, your new account.
Well how ya been dotty wotty or now I guess I should call you Tits McGee.
Do you know me?
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I am you and you are me and we are all together.
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Youre me??
Well does your crotch itch somethn fierce too and do you know which cream works best to relieve it?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Jebus another fucking hour left....
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:37pm.
Hey Farrah!!!! (BIG smile)
I see we have another controversy here....
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pfft! for a change! i hate to miss the J'Accuse Police!
btw, i'm extremely offended by your siggy. Me and mah boo Benji Madden would like to leave the "Hilton episode" in the past.
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
@snowy
I just dont like people who freak out like that.
It makes me think that they are egomaniacs or selfish or just bad in some way.
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Ok, so DOT is back as someone else and Missy is MK?
Did I get any of it right? Hmmmmm
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:37pm.
You know, your new account.
Well how ya been dotty wotty or now I guess I should call you Tits McGee.
Do you know me?
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I am you and you are me and we are all together.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
By missy.
See you same place, same time tomorrow...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:13pm.
I have a confession to make, I hope I have your forgiveness and maybe even your understanding... if not today, then one day soon maybe?
I am dot/pip/mouse/home/etc...
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Are you jokin?
If so...I really want to know..WHO THE F*CK IS DOTS NEW THINGY?
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I've never been more serious in my life.
'new thingy'? what's a new thingy?
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You know, your new account.
Well how ya been dotty wotty or now I guess I should call you Tits McGee.
Do you know me?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:13pm.
I have a confession to make, I hope I have your forgiveness and maybe even your understanding... if not today, then one day soon maybe?
I am dot/pip/mouse/home/etc...
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Are you jokin?
If so...I really want to know..WHO THE F*CK IS DOTS NEW THINGY?
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I've never been more serious in my life.
'new thingy'? what's a new thingy?
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You know, your new account.
Well how ya been dotty wotty or now I guess I should call you Tits McGee.
Do you know me?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Hey Farrah!!!! (BIG smile)
I see we have another controversy here....
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
fuck! this is what happens when i'm being productive! i miss girlzz on girlzz action, The Dworld Reality Show, the J'Accuse Police and all the wonderful things i live for.*sigh*
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Shakin Ass on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:24pm.
Come on every one knows that any one who signs on to a Forum is real. Whatever Forum you be referring to, those people have the same names as people here you said, right?. so they must be real . like ALL of you are right??? so I must be wrong SORRY!
you are all different posters!! My mistake I will leave now I am sorry.
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See ya later, Deep Ho! *waving*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
awww Falkor: see I really enjoy watching loser freaks! they are my weakness!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:13pm.
I have a confession to make, I hope I have your forgiveness and maybe even your understanding... if not today, then one day soon maybe?
I am dot/pip/mouse/home/etc...
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Are you jokin?
If so...I really want to know..WHO THE F*CK IS DOTS NEW THINGY?
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I've never been more serious in my life.
'new thingy'? what's a new thingy?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
night night "so called" Missy, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
@Snowpiece
that bitch who is 39 and started screaming like a madwoman because someone asked her why she was single at 39?
Just a bunch of loser freaks on that show...will not watch anymore.
Much rater watch one of the hot pieces on one of the ghost hunter shows..
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
aw I Missed my main squeeze Missy! bye honey bunz! I haven't been on MS lately but I will def drop you a line!
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:13pm.
I have a confession to make, I hope I have your forgiveness and maybe even your understanding... if not today, then one day soon maybe?
I am dot/pip/mouse/home/etc...
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Are you jokin?
If so...I really want to know..WHO THE F*CK IS DOTS NEW THINGY?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Night Missy
M.E. FUCK THAT, I'm calling ELB right now FIIIIIIRST! LOL
I mean calling as in "I call front seat" not in long distance phonage
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I would go gayelle for you bitches
okok, Im really going now
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Come on every one knows that any one who signs on to a Forum is real. Whatever Forum you be referring to, those people have the same names as people here you said, right?. so they must be real . like ALL of you are right??? so I must be wrong SORRY!
you are all different posters!! My mistake I will leave now I am sorry.
Later, missy. xox
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:18pm.
Shit. why do I always miss the drama?? I don't have the attention span to go back and read it all. I stopped taking valium and ativan 3 weeks ago and I feel like I'm on speed now. Shit!
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HAHAHA! that made me lol :)
AWW, well just as I get settled in I gotta go :(
nighty night snowy♥♥(mean bitch!), IG, sheeps, smurf, sugar, molotov, ME, cthehoff, candy, falkor, tits... LUVS YOU HOT BEESCHES! (and bastids)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
snowy - does that mean us wimmenz would go gayelle since we all seem to pretty much be whores?
Anonymouse is the only way to go.
M.E. and a real shortage of straight men!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:17pm.
Oh Jebus Snowy - could you imagine us horz holed up together for a reality show?
There would be blood, and jizz, and booze and drugz and fuckin and suckin. OMG!
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Right. It'd pretty much be the best reality show EVER!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:17pm.
I'm fuckin Michael fuckin K!!!!!
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I saw a pic of you, Michael. Did anyone ever tell you that you kind of look like Andrew Cunanan? :-0
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I'm Missy so I don't know who this Missy imposter is!!! But she's almost as MEAN as I am! hahahahahahah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
what the fuck is going on now? ever notice that dot comes back when the no english spammers are in full force'?
"scratching head and farting"
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
Shit. why do I always miss the drama?? I don't have the attention span to go back and read it all. I stopped taking valium and ativan 3 weeks ago and I feel like I'm on speed now. Shit!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
I know. I never take the alt stuff too seriously. Who cares if everyone is an alt? If the content is funny or smart or whatevs, that's all that matters to me.
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If someone wants to impersonate me, that's fine, but when they start posing as me and using filthy language and racism, that's not cool. If it doesn't bother you, then more power to you. Me, I'm not a racist and don't like being portrayed as one.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Crystal Gayle on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:15pm.
I do not want my IP to be captured.
IP Pirates on a special IP boat with IP stun guns.
Be careful ! If captured you have to eat Gummy Worms for the rest of your days and make love to a blow up doll
Oh Jebus Snowy - could you imagine us horz holed up together for a reality show?
There would be blood, and jizz, and booze and drugz and fuckin and suckin. OMG!
hahahahaha TITS!! NO! I'M all those posters!! Im mouse, dot, pip, loveangelina, and TITS! yeah, Im you! Im sheeps and stocky too! I'm fuckin Michael fuckin K!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Falkor was it the over 40 bitch or the under 40 whore? they both had melt down this week, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:10pm.
I know. I never take the alt stuff too seriously. Who cares if everyone is an alt? If the content is funny or smart or whatevs, that's all that matters to me.
I do not want my IP to be captured.
Cunning Stunt they are talking about the drama that is dlisted, LOL we should have our OWN reality show
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I just tried to sigh up for the forum but could not. Is there really even a forum??
I have a confession to make, I hope I have your forgiveness and maybe even your understanding... if not today, then one day soon maybe?
I am dot/pip/mouse/home/etc...
Sorry.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Oh and let's not forget the forum you started where you impersonate me, Clarisse, Carrot, EEG, TITS, Sheeps, Stockbroker, Sock Monkey, and several others. You have us all saying the most disgusting things that none of us would ever say in reality. When people click in there you capture their IPs. So why don't you go back and play in there, hmmm
What you talkin bout? I have an IP jail? you be crazier than I thought . I torture IPS? I am one crazy ass bitch I guess..
Oh and let's not forget the forum you started where you impersonate me, Clarisse, Carrot, EEG, TITS, Sheeps, Stockbroker, Sock Monkey, and several others. You have us all saying the most disgusting things that none of us would ever say in reality. When people click in there you capture their IPs. So why don't you go back and play in there, hmmm
What you talkin bout? I have an IP jail? you be crazier than I thought . I torture IPS? I am one crazy ass bitch I guess..