Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:21pm.
sigh...not again.
Alts are fine as long as they are entertaining. our beloved JH is an alt of another poster, but no one gives a shit because JH is the hotness. Alts are a problem when psychos use them to try to gather information on posters, and use that info to hurt others, or cause other site related havoc.
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Gotta know...is JH...MK?
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:32pm
You doin' some landscaping?
You know, I take Pamprin for muscle aches, it works.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
DG: check your vajayjay! LMAO :)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
MC - Hey ♥
I am wanting this day to END. I am sore as FUCK from cracking out in my non yard this weekend.
I need a muscle relaxer for reals. I fucked up my back. LOL
Need to remind myself I at 127 lbs CANNOT lift a waste fill can full of pea gravel.
*shoots self in head*
snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:25pm
Doing the math here regarding whom is who is remedial at best, it is why choose to be unresponsive to certain posters.
That being said, you are me, I am ricki lake, ricki lake is islandgirl, islandgirl is KEVIN BACON!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
*throws tantrum* Whhhhyyyyyy won't anyone tell me whats goin' on? Do I smell bad?
*checks under arms* Nope.
I second that LAndy
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
I don't give a shit who is real, who is an alt, blah blah. So long as you play nice, have fun and don't start shit, who cares.
M.E. - Same shit we been talking about for HOURS! Alts and shit. You know how it is. How are you?
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Brandi: le sigh
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
SUMMABITCH! WTF!?
omg, THIS shit again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
What we talkin bout now?
idiots drive me loco SERIOUSLY it's going on in two different threads right now, I can't keep up, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
sigh...not again.
Alts are fine as long as they are entertaining. our beloved JH is an alt of another poster, but no one gives a shit because JH is the hotness. Alts are a problem when psychos use them to try to gather information on posters, and use that info to hurt others, or cause other site related havoc.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Farrah: oh yeah, I can def see your man sporting that do! it will look smokin! ;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:12pm.
Farrah! who is the trasporter guy? Jason Straham?
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OH YEAH! *still drooling*
btw, HEAR YE, HEAR YE: CHARLES MANSON'S ACCOUNT HAS NOT BEEN BANNED.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by force noir on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:14pm.
Speaking of peens....just saw Levi J. on Tyra. he gives new
meaning to dumb as fucking rocks.
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Rocks can fuck? Who knew?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Speaking of peens....just saw Levi J. on Tyra. he gives new
meaning to dumb as fucking rocks.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:12pm.
Haha! Yeah, I can't keep my trap shut for too long! : )
Farrah! who is the trasporter guy? Jason Straham? or whatever ? I am out out of it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:11pm.
Hi Sugaroo!
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Welcome to the jungle!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:11pm.
Glad to see that you unlocked your mouth. ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hi Sugaroo!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:08pm.
They could offer me $100,000 per year but if the job entailed me doing nothing, they can shove it. Nothing worse than being bored at work. The 8-hour day seems like 24. Ugh.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugaroo - i once had a job where i was hired to do nothing but add to the head count (mgr increasing profile sorta shit). and I used to do the EXACT SAME THING!
Never risked printing them off though. I would just cut and paste and email them to myself as a word doc with a password.
Vanity fair was another good site. Newspapers too. latimes was a fav - they had many long stories.
Then I got a laptop with a dvd player in it at work and started listening to dvds.
beats a pushpin manicure any day.
my god that job was AWFUL. paid very well, but soul sucking. tax payer funded, of course.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Man this day has dragged right along.
I am self-employed.
Got my work done by 1pm and had to run to the bank and store.
Of course, when I got home, I had missed 5 fucking phone calls.
Why doesn't the phone ring when I am at home?
M.E., there are many, many sites you could print out! Articles. Reprints. Anything.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ha! Thanks Sugar! I'm always over at Crime Library. I've run out of stories that interest me.
Anyone looking for a man with a buzz cut get a military guy. They have buzz cuts and GREAT healthcare so the STDs they give you can be cured almost instantaneously!
btw
(jk about the SYDs)
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Anyone looking for a man with a buzz cut get a military guy. They have buzz cuts and GREAT healthcare so the STDs they give you can be cured almost instantaneously!
btw
(jk about the SYDs)
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:57pm.
Sugaroo - I got side tracked with a phone call. How can I unbored myself?
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At night, go to a site like Crime Library and find a story you want to read. Copy and paste it into a word document then email it to yourself at work. At work, print it out and read it at your desk. No one will know it isn't work-related and you are entertained! I also print out episodes of Dateline and 48 Hours Mystery. Bonus: if you like to watch those shows but don't have time, now you can read about them and have more time at home to do other shit you don't want to do!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Anyone looking for a man with a buzz cut get a military guy. They have buzz cuts and GREAT healthcare so the STDs they give you can be cured almost instantaneously!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:55pm.
Sugaroo: what crap! Sam has the locks changed on her house, and Lilo says this? I thought she "doesn't LIE".
oy Jesus!
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She has to try to save face somehow, I guess. I don't normally wish bad things on people but I personally will laugh my ass off when BloHan is living under a bridge like the troll she is, peeing in the mud and fighting stray dog for cold french fries.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:55pm.
I thought she "doesn't LIE".
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that pic of her going to the Chateau Marmont shows her in a dark car... i guess it's time for her to pay up the "rent" for the white Maserati... hehehehe!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Sugaroo - I got side tracked with a phone call. How can I unbored myself?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:50pm.
hey guys, the latest on Lilo:
She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest. Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."
hahahahahhaha
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Sam Ro is like a rat jumping from a inking ship!
That girl used to have so much promise, and it seems like that was only yesterday.
With the way her face is aging, I dont know how much more time she has before she is over the hill and irredeemable. She needs to get her shit straight!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:50pm.
hey guys, the latest on Lilo:
She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest. Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."
hahahahahhaha
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Sam Ro is like a rat jumping from a inking ship!
That girl used to have so much promise, and it seems like that was only yesterday.
With the way her face is aging, I dont know how much more time she has before she is over the hill and irredeemable. She needs to get her shit straight!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Sugaroo: what crap! Sam has the locks changed on her house, and Lilo says this? I thought she "doesn't LIE".
oy Jesus!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:50pm.
Would someone be kind enough to fill me in on the haps today? Pweeze!
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not when you're looking at me with that face. no.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:47pm.
Falcor, you need to get yourself to the clinic. You have vagina issues and they don't sound normal.
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Where'd this come from?
My vag will chomp on the random peen every now and again without my complete authorization but is that really so abnormal?
Or r u taking about my post to Tits? You know im just kiddin girl!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
LEAVE LINDSAY ALOOOOONE
(haha jk)
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Hi DG! *smooches*
PSL - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:46pm.
oooo Farrah's here, good thing I called the right Brit, hahahahahah LMFAO!!!!!! hooo haa the contrversy!
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I CUTCHU!! get yer own Brit!LOL! btw, i just asked him to get a buzz cut, he said "like The Transporter guy?" i started to drool and then he was gone.. i don't get it! *still drooling over Transporter guy*
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www.poe200th.com
Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
hey guys, the latest on Lilo:
She was shunned from the party and locked out of her love nest. Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: "We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."
hahahahahhaha
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Would someone be kind enough to fill me in on the haps today? Pweeze!
Ooooookay, M.E. Stay bored, then. I offered. :-(
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
hahahah Farrah.......
Dot, come ON.....ENOUGH. No one wants this shit.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:44pm.
@Farrah-
I hear your cancer has spread to your liver. Im hopein you make it through....
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well, thank you!
I have no idea how it started in my anus and spread all the way to my brain. I think i might even have MS!
TITS promised me she'll make me special Myelin Poutine...
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Falcor, you need to get yourself to the clinic. You have vagina issues and they don't sound normal.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:41pm.
@snowy
I just dont like people who freak out like that.
It makes me think that they are egomaniacs or selfish or just bad in some way.
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you're kidding, right?
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haha...well im not 39.
Im sure by then ill be much more mature and able to deal with things that dont turn out like I think they should.
You should have heard that hoe! I swear I was dead asleep and the tv was barely audible but that b*tches banchee yell woke me right up out my sleep!
It was ridiculous!!!
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.