Open Post: Hosted By The Penis Festival Of Japan
Every year the great people of Japan honor the most important thing ever created: THE PENIS! Hundreds of thousands cum from all over to celebrate wang at the Steel Phallus Festival in Kawasaki. There's peens to the left, peens to the right. Peens coming out of ears! Peens coming out of the ground. It's like peen fucking heaven. You can eat peens, suck on peens, ride peens, light peens and wear peens! People from all ages celebrate the peen. PEEN! PEEN! PEEN!
Yeah, why wasn't I there, right? Well, it wouldn't be a good thing for all involved. There is such a thing as too much dick. I don't know how my body would control itself. My ears would start foaming, my asshole would start slobbering and my peen hole would not stop singing. I would go absolutely dick crazy! I'd ride, suck and slap on dick until I went COCK-EYED. I would also lose my fucking voice and the phrase "Cock got your tongue?" would apply! Cock got my tongue and ripped it off! No thanks. I don't not want to end up a cross-eyed mute!
P.S. - You know I'm lying. You'll see me perched upon that giant pink peen statute next year! Now you see it! Now you don't!
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omg the japanese have a festival for the penis, thats crazy!
EEWW that is one nasty festival.
I guess the Japanese couldn't get Tom Cruise to carry around on Penis Day, they chose a fake dick instead.
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I just bought a treadmill. I'm broke and bought a treadmill.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:39pm.
Quote from Elizabethan times: "The Queen takes a bath once a month, whether she need to or not."
The cliche of June weddings came about because May was traditionally the month when people bathed, so it was thought they still smelled okay in June.
Anyone hungry?
I saw this posted in the forum the other day too.
Submitted by Lavetta Cannon on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:41pm.
When you go to the festival next year, sit on the tip of a peen and yell "yoku tabeta. Ichiban yo!!!!!". It means I hate it the best and I'm number one!
hahahaha. Sure it does.
When you go to the festival next year, sit on the tip of a peen and yell "yoku tabeta. Ichiban yo!!!!!". It means I hate it the best and I'm number one!
LC
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they all have small dicks over there..no wonder they are obsessed all out loud!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Quote from Elizabethan times: "The Queen takes a bath once a month, whether she need to or not."
The cliche of June weddings came about because May was traditionally the month when people bathed, so it was thought they still smelled okay in June.
Anyone hungry?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Hysteria: Are you thinking of Napoleon's asking Josephine not to bathe till he returned?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080711012107AAE8KQh
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:17pm.
i hear the French love rotten crotch smell. like really ripe cheese. they say it heightens the sex.
i havee no idea if this fits in here anywhere, but thought i'd contribute
me, i prefer fresh Ivory soap
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I'm an Irish Spring kinda gal myself. With a soupçon of Brie thrown in for good measure. :-]
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:19pm.
oh, and i'm in favor of cock celebrations
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that was assumed. *wink*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Someone may have already pointed it out but please tell me that you noticed how the lady in the main picture's fingers are shown in such a way that they greatly resemble a VADGE!!!
oh, and i'm in favor of cock celebrations
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i hear the French love rotten crotch smell. like really ripe cheese. they say it heightens the sex.
i havee no idea if this fits in here anywhere, but thought i'd contribute
me, i prefer fresh Ivory soap
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NO! James Haven is MK? How can that be?
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Id heard somewhere that they were one and the same, but im not sure.
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hmmm *rubs chin thoughtfully* I'm not so sure. If I were MK I'd be sorely tempted to have a anon id to post replies and shit - but he does sometimes post comments - likely when horrifically high.
JH and MK have two very different styles of writing. Plus I don't think MK could be that polite for any length of time.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Toto,
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!! I just replied to a post thinking that I was in this thread, but I was in another one!!!
*poppies!!!! poppies!!!!*
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:03pm.
Now I don't feel so alone! : )
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Like the song says............*warbling*............You'll never waaaaaaaalk alooooooone!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I want a pair of the penis nose glasses...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:00pm.
Now I don't feel so alone! : )
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:29pm.
*throws tantrum* Whhhhyyyyyy won't anyone tell me whats goin' on? Do I smell bad?
*checks under arms* Nope.
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I have no idea what's going on either.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:56pm.
Id heard somewhere that they were one and the same, but im not sure.
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SHAM WOW! Dayum!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:49pm.
JH=James haven
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NO! James Haven is MK? How can that be?
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Id heard somewhere that they were one and the same, but im not sure.
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:53pm.
For reals now... what is this random ass obsession with stank cooters today?
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Ooops! Sorry, I held an open legg yoga pose too long and now all of a sudden everyone has pussay smell on the mind.
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
For reals now... what is this random ass obsession with stank cooters today?
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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:49pm.
JH=James haven
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NO! James Haven is MK? How can that be?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:44pm.
NO MORE TALK ABOUT SMELLY COOTERS!
*grabbing Playtex Supers*
Fucking bitch doesn't even warn me when she's coming to visit.
Grrrrrrrrr.
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Smelly cooters arent bad...its only when they have that bad smell as opposed to the good smell that it becomes a prob...
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
M.E., my outdoor space isn't huge but the sticker shock, EVERY YEAR CUZ IMA ALZHEIMER'S PATIENT, yea, I go to Lowe's & the nursery cuz they got some cooler stuff, damn it, bloodsucking plant Nazis.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
JH=James haven
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I like that boom boom POW.
Them chickens jockin my style.
gross!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:39pm.
My ex always said that too. Makes me wonder what they used to date?! Smelly cooters aren't a problem if you f'in clean them daily and don't act like a disgusting whore and f everything in sight.
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Ever gone into a baffroom stall right after someone whose no-no place wasn't freshly laundered? I have and I dry-heaved.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Got some nice chinese jasmine creepers to block off creepy nekkid neighbor. A rose bush and some other purple flowery plants.
Edit: Ahhhhhhh, I'm an idiot...I accidentaly posted...not too bright today!...er...Hi all!
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Bradi - Try dropping $600 between the nursery and Home Depot. UGH!
DG mmmmm we have such nice clean chochas, why can't we find LOVE!?!?!?! LMAO
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"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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M.E. on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:41pm
I know that routine, and then a trip to the nursery and $300 later....I have some good perennials though.
It's like crack.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:34pm.
Gotta know...is JH...MK?
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Who's JH?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
NO MORE TALK ABOUT SMELLY COOTERS!
*grabbing Playtex Supers*
Fucking bitch doesn't even warn me when she's coming to visit.
Grrrrrrrrr.
I just think its sad when people get all cloak and daggary about the alts shit, and accuse people without proof. Usually you can tell when trouble remerges..I just ignore the latest incantation of Dot, or when LA moseyed back, on a new latina alt. Those that constantly stir shit need attention, desperately. If we dont' give it to them, they'll go back to giving bj's in public restrooms, or whatever desperate attention sluts do these days...
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:39pm.
My ex always said that too. Makes me wonder what they used to date?! Smelly cooters aren't a problem if you f'in clean them daily and don't act like a disgusting whore and f everything in sight.
Bradi, I'd get an alt, but I'm too lazy. :) Oh, and plus I don't give a rat's ass. Just make me laugh, people. That's what I come here for.
MC - yes, I wish you were closer. We could cause some serious trouble together!
M.C. omg right?
I love that shit.
I always have some on hand.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bradi - what started off as pulling some weeds, turned into ripping out all of the brushes, pea gravel, weed stopper, putting down top soil, digging in the hardest fucking concrete/rock ground EVER to plant ground cover.
I'm dying! My arms, hands, ass, thighs. SO SORE!
Oh, and I tweeked my back trying to move 89437209847 lbs of gravel.
DUH!
ALOHA ISLAND!
hahahahahahahahaha.....
Couldn't resist draggin' your ho ass into the fray!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOL DG all this talk about smelly beavers today reminded me of something the BF told me once "One of the reasons I love you is because your cooter doesn't smell." Ahahahahahah THE ROMANCE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Pamprin is THE SHIT.
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
HAHAHAHA, Loves A!!! Six Degrees of Islandgirl!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:33pm.
I know it isn't the problem! It never has been. No rotten crotch for me I am pleased to day. *hides Summers Eve box*
M.E. - Booo to the soreness, but at least you got some shit accomplished. I wish you were closer, I have bottles and bottles of muscle relaxers just begging to be taken. They don't do shit for me, they certainly don't relax my muscles, so I just save them for a rainy day.
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all