Monday, April 6th 2009
Even Billy Corgan Can't Believe This Fuckery
How does something like this happen?! How does a Billy Corgan and a Tila Tequila end up making grossy gross faces at each other at Bravo's A-List Awards. I feel like I'm having a dream about Thumb Head Boy all grown-up and working as a pimp at a ladyboy bar in Thailand. Because this can't be Billy and Tila together, but it is....
Billy looks like he's a little confuseded in the head. When Tila grabbed him by the hand, he thought she was going to take him in the back for a massage, not to the red carpet of some awards shit. One hundred percent organic fuckery!
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:56am.
Dude used to fuck Courtney Love. I think this is a step up.
Yes! (Though a step down in the height department.)
dont get why so many guys find her so hot
Not a fan of his but he keeps his bullshit off the radar for the most part, unless he starts Twittering and turns into another John Mayer etc...
for the most part he is bland and blah and I forget about him.
Wait, who are we talking about again?
*doodles Mrs. Anderboo on take out menu*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dude used to fuck Courtney Love. I think this is a step up.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
well billy isn't really known for having the hots for classy ladies. he was with Courtney at one point.
Nanners... I am glad I am not alone in doing a profile analysis on Billy Boy, He truly is an American looking Gary Glitter..*shakes head* Is it me or does Tila have an abnormally large head... I am thinking hydrocephalus disease ( I love WEBMD where everyone can diagnose like a physician)
silverfuck....great song
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
You're talking about a guy who repeatedly hooked up with Courtney Love here, it's not like he's got a track record for having standards.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Is that Lex Luthor???
This man hasn't been talented since the original Smashing Pumpkins were together.
EDIT: I should add relevant as well as talented.
I cannot believe MK hasn't reported Mickey Rourke being on Wrestlemania last night!!?!? Bwhahahaha!!!
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Mrs. F. damn that's a big hand! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
THUMBMAN!! ahhh I love it.
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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:44am.
YES! He's the American Gary Glitter. No wonder he's attracted to Tila.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
4th thumbnail - his hand on her back... is it a monster hand?
Doesn't Billy Corgin look like one of those British ( i am aware the foolio is american) pervs you see posted on 'child mol*sters loose in South East Asia' ...the beady eyes and bald head with pointy ears..He looks like Dracula in the Nosferatu(1922) movie...google it...creepy phuc
what ever happened to Neigh Neigh? did she go to jail or something?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
"And you'll always be my whore
'Cause you're the one that I adore
And you'll pull your crooked teeth
You'll be perfect just like me"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ummm...was she really his date or did she attach herself at his side for a photo op? looks like they actually came together...
I never thought there'd come a day when I'd be jealous of tila fucking tequila. but alas, that day has come, and it's a sad day for us all.
why, billy? why?!
you are dead to me.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
Submitted by danieldamone on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 10:28am.
Billy Corgan has a history of hooking up with sloppy seconds.
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Tila is pretty damn sloppy. He might as well reach for the brass ring and ask out Parasite or Lilo.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
They are on a date? She is such a homely little skank troll...He isnt Mr. wonderful, but he can do better than her...Ick...Even Bai Ling is better than Tila if we are going to talk about skeezy asian chicks.
I fucking hate that guy. Most overrated fuckpig musician ever.
And that midget looks like a walking STD.
I can't stand this chick.
Billy has been kinda douchey the last several years.
She needs to douche.
The world is a vampire....
The thumb guy link, led me to this video which, even though it is Monday and SNOWING, cracked my shit up!!!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/shawnfleek/best-dancing-kid-on-earth-cn
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Christ Billy, stop banging trash and concentrate on getting all your bandmates back together.
was this on last night? did anyone watch?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Whoa, Powder!
Is he huge or is she midgety?
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
I wish he would have "spatulad" her away. (anyone who has read the Nanny Diaries will know what I mean)
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Billy Corgan has a history of hooking up with sloppy seconds.
She has one of the giant Brat doll heads. She looks like one, too.
Why is she at the A-List Awards?
Oh my.
He looks like that creepy little boy on that crap Ultraviolet movie with that german chic in it, if I'm thinking of the right movie.
I'm confused,, is this a date-date?
People date her without being paid ?
this is confusing,
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
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End Heidi and Spencer's MTV career, PLEASE!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/montag/
HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
I cant help but feeling happy for Billy and the thought that he is probably gonna get some sweaty monkey sex with no strings attached out of this deal :)
OMG, he's TOUCHING it!!! I hope he got decontaminated on the way home.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Trust me, the ladyboys in the sex district in Bangkok are FAR better looking that Tila.