Breathless Mahoney Wore It Better
Nicole Kidman showed up to the Academy of Country Music Awards with her wee little calico kitty-haired husband and wearing one of Breathless Mahoney's old ones. While Nicole decided to wear something old, she also wore something new. I'm talking about her lips. Did she stuff those things with even more generic-brand vegetable oil?! I know her lips usually look like Michelle Duggar's labia lips after a Brazilian wax, but this shit has gone too far. Nicole's lips are looking like two overstuffed pieces of sausage that were boiled too long and started to split. Nicole just can't let go of Tommy Girl, because I bet he has a matching pair on his Scientolohole.
For the first time in a long time, I don't have the sudden urge to throw Nicole's face back and forth with a friend in the park, so that's a good thing. It still doesn't move, but I spot one wrinkle, so she's making improvement. Lastly, let's talk about that hair. THAT HAIR! It needs a bowl of Werther's Originals on top, because that shit is memaw-approved. That gerartric mop screams "Mah social security check is late!"
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She used her Thinny.com hairpeice wrong.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
greenfinch thanks! I don't know, I think I liked him better before but he could def pass!
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He is WAYYYY too old for that hairdo. When I see a man that old with a hairdo that douchey, I suspect him of the closet gayness. I don't think a real gay guy his age would let a stylist do that to him.
lol and they call it good plastic surgery...
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2006/07/01/comparing-the-old-keith-urb...
i dunno, minus the soul patch hes looking a wee bit butch for me lol
http://www.makemeheal.com/gossip/2007/01/besides-love-nicole-kidman-keit...
loves the one in the bottom left where he looks like a member of nelson lol
Her lips now look mangled and scarred. Her "old" face was beautiful, there was no need to change anything!
I like Nicole a lot but I too wish she'd lay off the botox, lip injections and also dye her hair red again.
RE: the red eye issue: maybe she's got an eye problem. speaking as someone who has had a lovely eye disorder called blepharitis for the last two years, and has tried every 'treatment' under the sun for it (to no avail), I sympathize with her about going around looking like you're either a stoner or been bawling for two days straight. Also that shit HURTS, your eyes are always dry and raw and sore. Plus fuckers are always up in your face asking "HOW COME YOUR EYES ARE SO RED LIKE THAT??" it's embarassing. I've gotten so that I avoid looking people in the eyes now b/c of it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:29am.
kk let me see if i can find it lol
Her husband looks like he's stoned to the gills.
Aww she should have worn her hair down and big and curly like a country music queen.
It's like she goes out of her way to look as unattractive as possible because everything here is just a mess.
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I wonder what Reba, Lee Ann, and Carrie think of her? She looked so odd sitting in the audience. But whaatever, the CMAs rocked last night and NK was having fun. :>
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greenfinch : link please!!! because I am still LMAO at him being an old lezzy. I told my bf that Ricky Lake said Gokey looked like a lesbian and he laughed for days and started reading dlisted and became an MK fan, all cuz of Gokey and RL, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
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i was bored one day last week and was looking at before and after photos of stars who had plastic surgery, and believe it or not he looks less lesiban now than he did before the work....
What's with the straw hair on both of them? I'd bet they fight over bottles of Sun In.
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Submitted by christine the hoff: "...white blonde hair on anyone over thirty is SO FUCKING AGING!"
Because it's not natural. Most natural blondes' hair gets darker after pregnancy. As we get older, it gets darker. (I have lots of brunette friends who were blonde as toddlers.) It's what Mother Nature does to us as we age, that cruel bitch.
I don't think that mark on her lip is an injection site, but it does look odd.
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I like Kidman, but man she has the worst taste in cheesy little dwarf sidekicks.
Submitted by sunryse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:13am.
Is she a stoner? Because bitch ALWAYS has the red eye.
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I was just wondering that myself. I have blue eyes like her and unless I'm tired, sick, under the influence, they never look like that. I guess it could be all the camera flashes...
And Keith is coming dangerously close to being inducted into 'Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians'.
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The only thing I have a strong disgust of is that washed out grandma hair color!!?!?!? Seriously!
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I think her 'acting' is horrid but besides the upper lip her face is not as horrific up close as I though it would be. I mean its still obvious that she has had botox and fillers, that crap makes your face settle so odd. It gives you weird wrinkles in other places. These Hollyweird idiots must look in different mirrors then I do cuz I have NEVER met someone who looked better after they injected poison into their face. It just makes you look hard.
he reminds me of Larry Birkhead
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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wow...she has incredible skin. It looks like it's been photoshopped...those lip injections are painfully visible though. And yeah, why are her eyes always red?
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I don't hate her but she looks like she's about to hand me a ginger snap and some apple juice.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Her BACK! Click on the thumbnail of it. Eeesh.
The hair? I'm more offended by HIS hair than hers. The photo where you can see his straightened, processed hair brushing along his crow's feet is horrifying. Dude, you're TOO OLD.
Her hair looks awful, too, because my brain knows it's supposed to be curly red and gray.
Is she a stoner? Because bitch ALWAYS has the red eye.
i like her, she looks good except for the upper lip.
How could you not mention Scary Underwood's Jabba the Hut Dress??
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Hideous.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
damn her face is busted
on the extreme close up of her head you can see an injection point on the upper lip and some weird orange line across it...ooo sexy...
if she'd only lose the hair!!!
white blonde hair on anyone over thirty is SO FUCKING AGING!
that's a huge pet peeve of mine. Lose the granny hair. I actually die mine a few shades darker to make it look more youthful.
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goofy looking bitch!
her husband looks like Anna Nicole Smith baby daddy, had that gay look too
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I like her too; aside from the plastic, I think she actually has real class and talent.
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"Lifeless Mahoney" needs to address that memaw hair. STAT! And is that Chip or Pepper she's standing next to?
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She doesn't look so bad.....Keith, however is Stoned to the BONE......Love, Jane Hudson.
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WTF aside at her albino Morticial Addams look, I love that she's with someone who obviously is comfortable letting her be herself and stand tall (wocka, wocka) and isn't controlling or intimidated or see her as competition.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
Am I the only one who likes her?
I don't see nothing extremely ofensive from her, I mean, her face is made of plastic, so is %98 of hollyweird
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