Breathless Mahoney Wore It Better
Nicole Kidman showed up to the Academy of Country Music Awards with her wee little calico kitty-haired husband and wearing one of Breathless Mahoney's old ones. While Nicole decided to wear something old, she also wore something new. I'm talking about her lips. Did she stuff those things with even more generic-brand vegetable oil?! I know her lips usually look like Michelle Duggar's labia lips after a Brazilian wax, but this shit has gone too far. Nicole's lips are looking like two overstuffed pieces of sausage that were boiled too long and started to split. Nicole just can't let go of Tommy Girl, because I bet he has a matching pair on his Scientolohole.
For the first time in a long time, I don't have the sudden urge to throw Nicole's face back and forth with a friend in the park, so that's a good thing. It still doesn't move, but I spot one wrinkle, so she's making improvement. Lastly, let's talk about that hair. THAT HAIR! It needs a bowl of Werther's Originals on top, because that shit is memaw-approved. That gerartric mop screams "Mah social security check is late!"
They are a totally not a good fit for each other..I have no idea what their connection could possibly be and she is not aging well.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
How nice of Keith to bring his elderly Granny out to his special event. You hardly ever see the stars bring their Great Grandmas to award shows. I wonder if the nursing home has a curfew.
even tho i detest this piece of boring non talent its her hubby (particularly his face) that creeps me out the most *shudders*
I hate Werther's Originals. They're too creamy.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
she used to be beautiful. she has fucked with her face too much, and I still don't believe she carried Sunday Roast.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
Leave her alone she's gorgeous!!! Plus, she seems really happy!!!
she got a permanent lip liner tattoo just above the edge of her upper lip, to make it look fuller.
I am eating a Werther's Original right now!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
I like Nicole Kidman, and I'm not really sure why.
Another site I read everyday had a clip from Eyes Wide Shut accompanying a story, and she was amazingly beautiful back then. It's a shame she's done so much stuff to her face.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
hahaha that cheating bitch was telling any media person who would listen that she'd finally be able to wear heels after the divorce, just to take another jab at Tom or something. Although he may be short he clearly wasn't the only problem...the woman is damn tall. So even with new hubby she's still way taller. Joke's on you ice princess.
She really is stunning looking woman. Urban just seems like a neck-less toad to me...
*shudders*
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A shout out to Werther's Originals was long overdue, MK!
they both look ten years older than what they claim to be...lay off the botox!!!!and i wish nicole would go back to her red hair...it really suited her...`
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nice ass...when does it open?
Her 'do is going pre-menopausal.
aww, skin the color of dead bone is sooo attractive
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And now for the head of the Academy of the Vastly Overrated, Nicole Kidman.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:05pm.
Haha! I heard that fuckery on "Celeb Best and Worst Platic Surgery" on E!
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Douchechill!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:23am.
I feel like people are hard on her. She nowhere near as obnoxious as Angelina, Katie Holmes, etc.
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once she started claiming she hasn't done anything to her face, I was over her. Please bitch, you have a completely different face than you did in Dead Calm, or Days of Thunder! Who the fuck does she think she is fooling? Shut the fuck up!
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
She looks fab in the dress bodywise, but her hair and face?! OMG, wtf happened to her? All that work to look good and her hair looks TIRED and dry in that geriatric way too...so not hot!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Shame shame shame. She used to be such a great actress (Bangkok Hilton!) before she put her face in the deepfreezer. This upper lip job was totally unnecessary and is a hatch job. Why??
I feel like people are hard on her. She nowhere near as obnoxious as Angelina, Katie Holmes, etc.
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Douchechill!
How embarrassing, I think Bobby Trendy has that same dress.
If she was pulled any tighter, her ice veins would pop out a Slushee.
what is going on with her hair?
looks like it was styled in a hurricane.
Ive never thought she was attractive-she looks like a freaking stick insect and that dress should be reserved for some one with a nice tanned and toned back..
They are both icky...She used to be pretty in such a unique way...She had the wild red hair, the small delicate mouth, the freckled skin that actually moved, her face used to be so attractive...now she basically washed herself out, her hair is too blond, too fake straight, her skin lost its glow, she was always very fair, but she used to blush & get flushed, now she is corpse-like & her mouth looks totally unnatural, she used to have normal lips, now they look silly. I have been disgusted by her transformation for while now, she took everything that was cute, quirky & interesting looking about herself & turned it into a boring cup of plain skim milk.
He is not only 5 feet tall! If he were, he'd be even with Nicole's boobs. 5'10" sounds right. He just looks short next to Nic because she is wearing heals and she is tall, too.
MOUF HERPES! I SEE IT!
Chastity
Ive met Urban a few times. Cheezy fanstuff. He is shorter then I am. I am 5'2. Tom Is 5' even. Nichole....Why? Why? THis is the oddest fetish I have ever heard off. I cant forgive you this freakishness.
========= WRONG! He cannot be LESS than 5'2"! I think she IS 5'10" or 5'11" AND she is wearing heels here! SO that would mean that Keith's face would be face to face with her ribcage if he were 5'? LOL, LOL
In the close up of her nose, you can see it's starting to get Michael Jackson-like. She looks almost nothing like she did in Moulin Rouge and that was only 8 years ago. Which reminds me, how come she doesn't dye her hair back to its natural red anymore?
And lastly, how is it that at 23, I have more laugh lines that she does? Oh maybe because I am made out of human flesh and not silicone and fillers, and I actually make facial expressions.
Men's Health says he's 5'10" that's not so bad.
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I am not a fan of her dress or her hair color and the 'embrace' on the last picture is so uncomfortable looking
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She's lucky she's had all that work done- it is the only way she could keep a straight face while saying she hasn't had any work done.
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Paris Hilton hasn't spoken this glowingly about a boyfriend since her last boyfriend.
- ONTD 4/05/09
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She should not do a toothy smile because of the gross thing that her top lip does! It's doing a half puffy, half flat number! It's disgusting!
Submitted by your ex on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:06am.
goofy looking bitch!
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So many funny comments, but this one brought out my giggles more....
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:18am.
The only thing I have a strong disgust of is that washed out grandma hair color!!?!?!? Seriously!
Hey Clarisse! It looks to me like Nicole has a lot of gray in her hair. I don't understand why someone so seemingly addicted to looking young would let her gray hair show. She does need a redder hair, (not Jackie Stallone red), because this dishwater blonde looks washed out.
Also, that bony back is not attractive.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She looks gorgeous and awesome just as she is. I think it is really hard to be throwing any dirt at this woman. She has been keeping her slate pretty clean and has done a great job in her projects and her husband seems like a decent guy too. Let's save our hate for truly heinous people like Madonna, Angie Jo, Paris Hilton, Blohan...etc.
------------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Nicole is 5'10". Maybe she loaned him a pair of Tommy's stilts??
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i thought tom was like 5'6 or something. theres no way hes only 5'. i mean come on. there are very few men that are below 5'5...unless they are asian... i'd peg urban at like 5'8 or something..which is tall for a lesiban non?
Submitted by Chastity on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:56am.
He is shorter then I am. I am 5'2.
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OMG hahahahahahahhhhhhhhhh hooooo haaaaaaa
the celebs are always sooo much shorter than I imagine them, if he's less than 5'2" how tall can Nicole be? not tall like I think she is.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Im still bewildered.
Tell me again why she likes to marry Short, gay men?
Hells bells, LORETTA!
Im fine with her face. Really. I just think she lacks shoulder blades. I can overlook it. Ive met Urban a few times. Cheezy fanstuff. He is shorter then I am. I am 5'2. Tom Is 5' even. Nichole....Why? Why? THis is the oddest fetish I have ever heard off. I cant forgive you this freakishness.
Hells bells, LORETTA!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:44am
his features were just so weird. i dunno something about the photos..i had such a chuckle about it when i saw it...
I love nicole.
but i wish she would stop with the botox and go back to a darker hair.
LMAO at keith looking like a lesbian!!!! so true.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Listen, we all know she's a botox addict but in the thumbnail which shows a close up of her face, her skin is fucking amazing!! Say what you will, but the texture and even-ness of her skin is remarkable and no, you do NOT get that from Botox (before anybody says that, lol) That comes from years of diligent sunscreen use and taking excellent care of your skin. Her top lip however, I find offensive. It doesn't look too bad in these pics but in others I've seen it looks like its about to split in two...NOT attractive.
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It is still kind of weird for me to see Nicole at a country music thingie, she looks pretty good in these pics, she is not a spring chicken, i can understand her desire to botox things to compete in hollyweird, I do miss the days of old, when she and Tommygirl went to events and she towered over him (IN FLATS) and he would wear his black man-high-hills,, hehehe,,, aww,, good times,, good times,, how I miss them
not that her tits are not resting near Urban's neck,, hehehe
What happened to her? She used to be so gorgeous!
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