Blohan Gets Locked Out
So it looks like Blohan is off the snatch which means every peen in Hollywood should be crawling up in between its owner's ass cheeks to keep safe. Blohan might be back on the prowl after SamRo quit her crazy ass for good. SamRo really means it this time you guys, because she even changed the locks on her front door and everything!!!! Yeah, this must be SamRo's first time dealing with a lunatic with nothing else better to do than find ways to break in. Changing the locks won't do shit!! Blohan will squeeze her skanky bony ass through the air conditioning ducts if she really wants in.
Obviously, she didn't, because she took her ass to the Chateau Marmont, where I'm pretty sure you can order the bad shit through room service. Blo was photographed there yesterday with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and White Oprah. Oh, of course White Oprah was there. Blohan had a case of the lezzie sads and nothing makes her feel better like a bowl of her mom's home-cooked Xanax soup. The paparazzi also caught Blo giving me a case of deja vu while riding up to her hotel early this morning.
At this point, some whore just needs to leave a trail of coke from the Chateau Marmont to Casa de Cheeto, so Daddy Spears can sort her the fuck out with his cheese grits. Because if some shit doesn't happen, Blohan is going to go "shave your head" crazy. Although, the bitch kind of needs to shave her head since that weave is looking like something Kim Zolciak's wig queefed out.
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Submitted by Sexecution on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:43pm.
Dina's just in it for the money.
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About blohan's living sitch, she sold her condo on the westside last year, she was living with Sam, and recently moved in with a friend a few doors down the street from Sam's - but she was over there daily/nightly when they got along. This is kind of typical lesbian drama fighting, Linds is so self indulgent and high maintenance that Sam was actually becoming ill from the stress of dealing with Linds, that's when Sam's family turned on Lindsay, they HATE HER. Everyone is telling Sam to dump Linday, friends, enemies, total strangers, family. They fight and torture each other, they also hit each other and throw things Lindsay is more out of control about but Sam hits back, so there is a domestic violence issues in the relationship too. They bring out the worst in each other and add in drink and coke, you just have two messes one is at this point higher functioning than the other one.
The reason her mom and sister are here is because they are afraid she will have another public meltdown and Dina is trying to help before Lindsay distroys any chance of a career comeback, that's why they are all at Chateau M, Linds has a roomate at the place around the corner from Sam's and is obvs not welcome at Sam's anymore *today* anyway. I don't see mama Lohan bailing, but why isn't Ali in school? She's a high school drop out?
Who's to say how this will end. Tune in tomorrow, this isn't the end of any of this. Sam's side likes to tattle to the paps and rags, for money.
Where Blohan takes the money, she aint involved in some that profitable projects...Maybe she should start the show "What it feels like being a stupid cokehead whore"xxx
When two junkies with big habits come into a credit/crash crunch you know the one holding the purse strings is gonna jettison the other quicker than rats leaving a sinking ship. That's what happened here. True, SamRo was never so well know until she took up with Blohan, but Blo be broke and Sam isn't dipping into her trust fund to support anyone's habit but her own.
Blo must be getting some money from her "fantastic leggin line" and more than likely spent whater ever advances she got on her insect killing spray tan. AS long as 5 dollars is rolling in Mama Lohan will front herself and her kids in front of the tabs. No money, no mamma or sister
Charlotte always had a fashion line, even way before SamRo was known as a celeb DJ. Lohan gave her a boost but their lezzie love affair is old news, so it isn't like their drama is bring in any good publicity or money. Then of course it's safe enough to assume she keeps paying for shit for Linds, who has NEVER known the value of a dollar. They were using each other, but pretty sure Sam has BEEN over it.
Charlotte always had a fashion line, even way before SamRo was known as a celeb DJ. Lohan gave her a boost but their lezzie love affair is old news, so it isn't like their drama is bring in any good publicity or money. Then of course it's safe enough to assume she keeps paying for shit for Linds, who has NEVER known the value of a dollar. They were using each other, but pretty sure Sam has BEEN over it.
Yeah, Lindsey needs to pull it together fast. Her career is almost gone and soon her life could be. She did have potential. She's still beautiful in spite of all the abuse.
That said, a few people knew who Mark Fug Ronson (I hadn't, life was sweet then) was before Lindsey put all of them on the map. Now neverheardofherbefore Charlotte (is that her name) has a fashion line.
One has to hope that once the Ronsons have jettisoned Lindseywhotheythinktheydon'tneed anymore, they will disappear from the gossip blogs forever.
Before she moved in with Samro she was living at the Chateau Marmont for an extended period of time I believe. Apartment 21 or something, imfamous for late night plate parties (of course).
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I thought they lived at HER place. Doesn't she have some apartment somewhere?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! Changed the locks! That is some SERIOUS "Get the fuck out" message!
I'm gonna go with "Repayment of Favors to Porn King for Use of Maserati" for $200...
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
And to think that she was one of the most promising actresses or the only promising actress to hit Hollywood in a long time. That's too bad. I guess she really hates herself.
"Now let me just flush this opportunity down the toilet!" Done and done.
====Blo==== was photographed there yesterday with ===The Curious Case of Ali Lohan and White Oprah. Oh, of course White Oprah was there.
===Blohan had a case of the lezzie sads and nothing makes her feel better like a bowl of her mom's home-cooked Xanax soup.
Oh I love this! Thanks for the laugh! :D
gia on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:13am.
Maybe rock bottom is closer than she thinks...
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At this point, I think she is below rock bottom
Wow, to be dumped by such a fugly lesbo as SamRo -- that has to smart. Now what's in store for LiLo? All I can say is that it's great news. Could not happen to a more deserving, deluded has-been. Maybe she'll do a Dana Plato? We can only hope.
Paris Hilton appears pristine compared to that Lilo cunt. If Amy Wino, Lilo, and SamRo go to Celebrity Rehab, it will make VH1 a major player in ratings.
Poor Firecrotch. She thought she was untouchable and was nasty to everyone around her. Payback's a bitch Lindsay. Welcome to the Z-list you cunt.
When are we finally going to be done with this bitch? I mean for real? Cuz its not funny. Its not entertaining. If I wanted to catch crackheads in action I would just go hang out in Newark for the day. Who the fuck cares about Lindsay Lohan? Everything she does has already been done, mostly by her. Post about her when she gets a fuckin job or when she fuckin dies cuz other then that it's not worth it. Her, her fuckin ugly sister and her fuckin crack trash mom all need to get a fuckin grip. All you are doing is fating their bank roll by posting about them.
Really? WOW.....I just heard that this girl is a lesbian and she is hooking up with a nice girl on the interesting club called: ____Seekbi.com____, really? Sounds it is a famous on-line service.
I don't understand why these HW types stay in hotels???? DON'T THEY HAVE HOUSES OR APTS???
Final. Nail. In. Coffin.
So, wtf happened with her and SamRo? Did I miss that post prior to the JCPenny shut out?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
This bitch is OVER!
OMG news compared to what?!?!?!? the G20 summit? this is awesome, I hope there's much more to come, still laughing over that JC Penny shit, ahahahhahahahahhaaha
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Lindsay was set up!!!
Don't you people remember her saying, just a few weeks ago... "I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I don't lie. I love to act and write and be creative, and I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."
Come on!!! Dark-sided!!
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she looks like shit.
Imagine the high drama and emotional baggage that's bestowed on any unsuspecting victim that hire's this washed up has-been. From the bottom pics it looks like she set up stakes in the lobby and security is telling her to move her butt off the chair to make room for paying customers. *************************************** Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Maybe rock bottom is closer than she thinks...
you bitches are too much. YEAH it was news, it was a fucking Sunday! What happens on a SUNDAY? I'm going to hell for the expletives but I don't care, it's Monday already and I bought that ticket a long time ago.
Anypoop, this is news because if SamRo and LoLo are indeed done, this hooker-lite is gonna be on the peen everywhere within the next few weeks. As big as her lesbianism was in the tabs before (and the fact that she's making no movies and bringing in no money), she's gonna milk her non-lesbianism for all it's worth (and to make SamRo jealous because that's how Hohan rolls).]
More importantly WHAT DID SHE PUT IN HER LIPS. Look at those lounge chair pics and even in the car, bitch had smtn injected!
Linds must have got some peen and pissed SamRo off..it was bound to happen sooner or later.
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Lohan's not working her 12-Step Program, that's for sure....
hope freckles gets her shit together and gets an university education
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:10am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:54am.
This is news?
This is bullshit.
Who cares if she changed the locks?
Hi UA, yeah I hear ya!
Well, it was either reading about this story or listening to a new cd I just bought ,"The Very Best Of Mime" by Marcel Marceau. *volume all the way up*
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Lol! Yeah its not exactly a batshit-crazy hair shaving, umbrella weilding incident... *gets all nostalgic*... Good times.
However... and this may just be wishful thinking... it could be the catalyst for one. *crosses fingers*
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:54am.
This is news?
This is bullshit.
Who cares if she changed the locks?
Hi UA, yeah I hear ya!
Well, it was either reading about this story or listening to a new cd I just bought ,"The Very Best Of Mime" by Marcel Marceau. *volume all the way up*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:04am.
wow Linds nice hair. 8 inches of red then blonde tips. Klassay. Good luck with the career.
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sorry miss thang, but I think it's the colouring on the windows that's making the end of her hair look blonde. That sun film stuff, whatever it's called.
dlisted is getting fancy schmancy. Ads for The Tudors and the new Augusten Burroughs novel out the side. They must be thinking we're a bunch of high class 'ho's here.
p.s. I loved Running With Scissors....
wow Linds nice hair. 8 inches of red then blonde tips. Klassay. Good luck with the career.
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This is news?
This is bullshit.
Who cares if she changed the locks?
Isn't there anything better to list a post on?
What the fuck?
Sorry, MK, this post or NEWS is just really lame.
You certainly can do better. For us.
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Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:14am.
I was looking for old pics of SamRo and found this one; she used to be so cute!!! What happened?
http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/SamanthaRonson/Samantha_Ronson-0...
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Wow. I knew I could see the cute in that face.
Drug use doesn't look cute for very long at all...
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 11:50pm.
Don't know if anyone else asked this question, but why is she checking into a hotel instead of staying with her family? Are they all that selfish they won't even offer her a couch to sleep on or something? (And yes, I know DAMN well they have enough bedrooms to offer her one to herself...)
I think I read on another blog the other day that she actually has her OWN house somewhere in Beverly Hills or something like that. I was very surprised to read that, supposedly it is almost like a secret because she is always out famewhoring and glomming on to Sam or whoever, but her mom and sister showed up there to visit her.
I could be wrong, I might be messed up on some details but I THINK she has her own pad for now until she too broke to pay for it.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 12:14am.
Blohan happened.
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I was looking for old pics of SamRo and found this one; she used to be so cute!!! What happened?
http://musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/SamanthaRonson/Samantha_Ronson-0...
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Lindsay's such a mess... She fails in everything: acting...lezzing..
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Her family lives in Long Island. She probably doesn't want to go back there to deal with her mess of a mom. Forget SamRo. She looks even more fucked-up than Lilo. She probably broke up with her because she doesn't want to share the drugs.
Don't know if anyone else asked this question, but why is she checking into a hotel instead of staying with her family? Are they all that selfish they won't even offer her a couch to sleep on or something? (And yes, I know DAMN well they have enough bedrooms to offer her one to herself...)
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 11:33pm.
LOL sorry I'm a bit hazy.
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 11:31pm.
i'm just saying, some of the things Shitney says are classic crazy lines.lighten up,man.
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just joking. Sometimes humorous tone is lost in posts.