April Fools' Day Has Already Passed
I really don't like jokes! Viggo Mortensen says he might be pulling a Joaquin Phoenix sans the whole dick butter-covered hobo rapper thing. Viggo tells The Times of London (via Page Six) that he is thinking of quitting the bitch known as the movie business. Oh fuckness, let's not do this, Viggo!!!
Viggo said, "No more movies. I haven't said yes to one in over a year. If it all dries up now, I've had a good run."
No. Viggo has not had a good run yet. There is still more acting to do. And by "acting" I mean getting naked. Seriously, I feel like the movie going public has not spent enough quality time with his peen. Think of all the genitals that will be left sad and distraught over this news. Viggo is just talking silly! He just needs to take a Calgon bath, nuzzle up to a bong, take a nap and re-charge his peen. Viggo is not done. There's still more peen-flashing to do!
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Mmm, Viggo has always been so sexy to me. There's just something about that one...Who can forget his rough sex scene in "History of Violence"? GodDAMN!Hopefully, he's just kidding about quitting the business, but he paints also, so maybe he wants to take some time to focus on that?
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I haven't said yes to one in over a year
Yeah but did he have any movie offers to say no to.
More No!
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Submitted by O_O on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:16pm.
SHOOT! If I had only known this BEFORE I met and married my down and out, booze hound husband I picked up last night in the alley behind the local tavern in my town! DAMN THE LUCK! Now others will have opportunities to meet and chat with supermodels and millionaires!
*throws self on bed where bum husband has peed and cries uncontrollably*
Oh no, the acting world is losing a self-important asshole who loves attention. How can that ever be replaced???!
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Go blow a hobbit!
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
heehee red flag for what? I don't own a tv either.
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I call bull shit.
I read an article earlier saying they were thinking about making a sequel to Eastern Promises...
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/03/30/exclusive-david-cronenberg-making-p...
We'll see if it actually works out.
I don't know what it is about this man that makes me want to do all kinds of naughty things to him...ALL kinds...he kinda has an Ed Harris circa 1990 thing going on...yummeh!
"Either listen closely or buy the Cliff's Notes!"
Sexy Viggo loves it.. Peep my blog, y'all will love it!
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See, Viggo is awesome and him liking to hit a bitch now and then (even if it's on sports practice) is very appealing, but he does have a big flaw, no, no, no where it matters of course, but he.... DOES NOT OWN A TV eeeek! nor watches it, which I thing we all can agree is nothing but a red flag nowdays.
I SO FREAKING LOVE THIS MAN!. He's incredibly sexy, a great actor and sexy and sexy and just just does it for me.......SWOOOOOOOON!
Oh yeah, he shouldn't quit or perhaps do porn?. HOTNESS!
I do wonder what kind of roles he is turning down. I was just starting to appreciate him too! Viggo you'll be missed, we may as well tell him now!!
"I came over here on the Santa Maria, why do you ask?"
i don't blame Viggo for leaving, the movie biz has gone to shit.there is only so much remakes the public and good actors can take.
He was great in Eastern Promises, History of Violence and of course those Hobbit movies. Got over him looking a bit weird after those Lord of the Rings movies and in that dumb desert movie. Redeemed himself in History of Violence...yum yum!
Vig does this all the time, if something is on location to a place he likes or wants to see , he'll take it. He'd rather be a Dharma bum and paint write, travel.
Vigo, u need to fulfill my "Southern Promises" It is a must!!!
He's a good actor. I liked him in Eastern Promises. Hope more good scripts come his way! It's just a waste of talent if he disappears in the movie business!
Morning DG!
I couldn't be an actor. I'd crack up too much. I watch TV shows where the "detectives" are all in bullet-proof vests with guns drawn and sneaking up on a doorway or something, looking scared and dramatic. If I were doing it, I'd be like "I look and feel like such a flaming asshole right about now."
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I like him!
"It's the Lifestyles of the Rich & Shameless"
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Viggo, you're not done until Nit says you are.
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I'm off to go hiking....I'll let y'all know if I see any stars today....lol
later taters!
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Talking trash to the garbage around you
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Thats to much talent and hotness to waste.
Gwad! As Viggo gets older, he gets hotter!
He has said this before and this interview was actually done when he was in London back in December. He recently said he will take some time off but if a good script came along he would take it. Besides a Eastern Promises sequel is on the works.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
Somewhere, Viggo's agent is jumping off a bridge.
no, viggo...i'm closing my eyes so i can't read anymore of this...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Oh shit! Mah Boo will NOT be happy 'bout this.
I'm sure that there is a long list of younger, hotter, and more talented people waiting to fill in the roles that he's turning down [read: not being offered].
They'll probably work for less money.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Viggo, if you don't want to do movies anymore, you could do me instead. Please.
Viggo's thinking of leaving and now we're stuck with those damn High School Musical and Twilight freakazoids. Great.
Morning Sugaroo.
I can totally understand not wanting to be in the movie business anymore.
The people suck, the movies generally suck and I am sure it sucks to have no privacy.
Hmm, I've never liked Viggo. He's just never really done anything for me.
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Good morning PSL! xoxox
We're up early for a change. ;o) The "kids' woke us up with their meowing shenanigans.
Aphid, my love!!!!
good morning!
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
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My mom says she wants to quit her job/bitch too and pull a J Phoenix.
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Dear Viggo.
Believe it or not, shampoo is your friend. Truly!
Love,
Sugaroo
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Noooo. I like seeing his face on the silver screen. :( Why Viggo, why?
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
He probably wants to quit because no one can understand a friggin' word he says half the time. I love him, but he's a serial mumbler.
WHy oh WHy can't those I'm quitting words come from the mouth of skanks like Blohan and Paris Hilton and the rest of those no talent bitches?
Viggo, don't leave us, please!!! But if you do, I'll always have my DVD of Eastern Promises.
ROFL! I hope to GOD Viggo Mortensen reads this post!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I want to do a J Phoenix too. We should all effing do a J Phoenix.
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