April Fools' Day Has Already Passed
I really don't like jokes! Viggo Mortensen says he might be pulling a Joaquin Phoenix sans the whole dick butter-covered hobo rapper thing. Viggo tells The Times of London (via Page Six) that he is thinking of quitting the bitch known as the movie business. Oh fuckness, let's not do this, Viggo!!!
Viggo said, "No more movies. I haven't said yes to one in over a year. If it all dries up now, I've had a good run."
No. Viggo has not had a good run yet. There is still more acting to do. And by "acting" I mean getting naked. Seriously, I feel like the movie going public has not spent enough quality time with his peen. Think of all the genitals that will be left sad and distraught over this news. Viggo is just talking silly! He just needs to take a Calgon bath, nuzzle up to a bong, take a nap and re-charge his peen. Viggo is not done. There's still more peen-flashing to do!
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I still can't get over how much he looks like Ed Harris..its the most amazing celebrity lookalikes & everyone agrees
Viggo is one HOT homosexual!!!
Are there any nude photos?
seriously handsome and with a brain!
Didn't he alledgedly have a "tail" in that movie, where he's screwing his wife, on the stairs???
"History of Violence".
Well, he seems like the sort of person who's put all his money in a few coffee cans under the bed, so even if he quits now he won't end up on the streets. I think he's just been miffed that David Cronenberg has not received the sort of attention he deserves for movies such as A History of Violence (one of my favorite films, no peen) and Eastern Promises (very good film, lots of peen).
Viggo is a poet and songwriter, so he won't be idle. I'll bet he just takes a hiatus, and hey, if Jackie Earl Haley can come back from the dead and have success, so can Viggo.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 9:38pm.
At times like this its good to have 9 lives. ;-)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 9:38pm.
As much as this pains me, I have just submitted above pic of Viggo to the website menwholooklikeoldlesbians .
*weeps silently into hands*
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It almost pains me to tell you JW (said JAY-Dubba-ya) that you have been submitted to my page too, *HworesWhoAreDeadToMe.com ;p
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As much as this pains me, I have just submitted above pic of Viggo to the website menwholooklikeoldlesbians .
*weeps silently into hands*
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
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IG, you got your Dane...it's all haha, funny, funny for the rest of us poor saps.
Dee, I'm going dressed in full mourning regalia tomorrow. Black toile scarf accompanied by my Jackie O retro chanel sunglasses.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 9:03pm.
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Thank God your contract mentioned nothing about your closet. :)
Please Nitty, just don't give me a sty like you did last time I ogled Viggo.
Hey, maybe you should show up for jury duty with some pox on your face. That'll get you exclude, right?
PSL, I can respect that. Besides, Viggo may be able to quit you all..but as per our contract..he'll keep supplying me with those yearly nude photographs. To think, I only had to agree to quit jumping out at him, naked in the frozen food section, throwing him down on the supermarket tile floor and humping him.
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Nitty, you know as long as you keep your hands/eyes off Chris Cornell, I won't so much as glance at Viggo. :)
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If I was your girl, the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to
-Janet Jackson "If"
IG...I'll expect that movie to be returned to me without SMUDGES, thankyouVERYmuch!
Dee, just for that, you'll have another one on the other cheek first thing in the ayem. *ViggoKaZam*
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Damn Nitty! I was wondering why all the sudden I have a huge POX on my ass. Surely not from sitting on it all day.
Nits, would it help if I told you that we watched "Eastern Promises" this afternoon? Because it sure helped me, ifiain'tbeingtoosubtle.
And, I'd just like to add... a POX on all you hwores who got the slightest tingle by looking at my man's picture here!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:41pm.
HAHAHA, Nits! Lucky for you, I have a pint of Danish blood in the fridge. I can have it Fed-Exed over to you within the hour.
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Merlot is NOT Danish!
Dee, you are NOT helping.
Pffft.
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HAHAHA, Nits! Lucky for you, I have a pint of Danish blood in the fridge. I can have it Fed-Exed over to you within the hour.
Nitty, that's what you get when you leave town and leave your mens unattended. They go wandering off.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:37pm.
There, there, Nits. It'll be OK. I'm sure he's just gonna go off to an ashram somewhere and get his 'creative juices' flowing again. :)
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I'll show him where his creative juices are flowing..
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*looking through spell book* Hmm, it seems I'll need the blood of a Dane. Now where in the world would I ever be able to find that. *glances surreptitiously at IG*
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There, there, Nits. It'll be OK. I'm sure he's just gonna go off to an ashram somewhere and get his 'creative juices' flowing again. :)
PSL and Dee..It's NOT funny! Quit laughing! If anything will get me out of jury duty tomorrow...This WILL be IT! I can't even think. I think MK took one too many bong hits today!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:30pm.
IG and Joe...Trust me, he'll be back. He'll be back or he'll be sorry. *sharpening axe and humming the theme song from "Misery."
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Hehehehehehe...
*running out of room and dialing FBI*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5gN6ESJxlc&feature=related
IG and Joe...Trust me, he'll be back. He'll be back or he'll be sorry. *sharpening axe and humming the theme song from "Misery."
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heeheehee Nitty!
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If I was your girl, the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to
-Janet Jackson "If"
Oh Nittay! It'll be ok. Don't forget about Bill. Bill the Vampire will tide you over until Viggo comes to his senses.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:22pm
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*waving pic of Robert's magical hairs in front of Nitty*
It's ok Nitty! You'll always have Robert!!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:22pm.
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HAHAHAHA!!! So, how do you REALLY feel? ♥♥
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*Grasping for paper bag while crawling across the floor* Where the fuck is my morphine drip? THE AGONY!!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!
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Should there be a nitwitty suicide watch on?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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I admit I have one of Viggo's cds. "Pandemoniuminamerica". That's the actual name!
It's "artsy", but I personally like it.
Viggo's artwork is worth seeing. Mixed media type art. Really beautiful.
Ever saw this one on
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It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
Mike,
Oh! She's a delicate flower!!!
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A week after Easter, the candy will be forgotten. Sadly, so will the rabbit.
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Stock
Lucky for you, there are more than one to choose from!!!!
http://travisdickersonmusic.com/store/viggo_catalog.html
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A week after Easter, the candy will be forgotten. Sadly, so will the rabbit.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 6:18pm.
Stocky!
LOL! He's a musician. Didn't ya know. He has a "recording studio" and makes "music"!!!
He dated Exene Cervenka of "X" for quite a while.
Hi Clarisse!
so does this mean that Viggo CD will be in the Dollar Store this Xmas?????
I LOOOOOVE Ed Harris......and btw, he has been in fucking EVERYTHING. I go back and watch an older movie, and boom! there he is....always doing a great job too!
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
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Stocky!
LOL! He's a musician. Didn't ya know. He has a "recording studio" and makes "music"!!!
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A week after Easter, the candy will be forgotten. Sadly, so will the rabbit.
http://www.rabbit.org/easter/
Don't let the door hit you on the way out Viggo.
He'll be back when the $$ runs out....then he'll be desperate for a buck and do shitty Lifetime movies.
Submitted by zantx915 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 1:48pm.
I don't know what it is about this man that makes me want to do all kinds of naughty things to him...ALL kinds...he kinda has an Ed Harris circa 1990 thing going on...yummeh!
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Ed Harris is still the hotness. Mature hotness.
Also, Ed and Viggo worked together in A History Of Violence, and this year's Appaloosa.
I bought it, but haven't had a chance to watch it yet. Not that I listen to reviewers, but they liked it across the board.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:33pm.
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Hey Angel!! :)
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Hi, joe! Waddyaknow?!
Um...So, he'll prolly still model, right? Don't worry, bitches - you'll see his nekkid hotness again, I'm sure.
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Submitted by MarkyMark7 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:39pm.
I just wish he'd do another hot naked role without shaving or trimming his chest. His lengthy full-frontal in "Eastern Promises" has to be about the most un-erotic thing I've ever seen
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*bolting upright in chair*..he aired out his bits in a "lengthy" way, you say, in "Eastern Promises"??
That sound is me driving at warp speed to the video store.
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I just wish he'd do another hot naked role without shaving or trimming his chest. His lengthy full-frontal in "Eastern Promises" has to be about the most un-erotic thing I've ever seen.
anything he does is fine by me i love viggo!
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Isn't it Bromantic?
See, he's not all about the fame and Hollywood ego crap. He's willing to walk away, which is always a good position to be in. And as much as a director wants a hungry actor, I think someone who cares about good-ness is way better.
This is sad. Viggo is one of the few class actors, who takes acting seriously and is actually very good at it. Don't go!