Saturday, April 4th 2009

Glitter, Gold And FUCKERY!!

Bobby Trendy, the gaysian alien from Planet Faggotry, is really dedicated to his famewhore game. This bitch pulls out all the stops. This ho will crash a Little Miss Pageant and rip some sequined dress out of a tiny girl's hands so that he has a frock glittery enough to work the ho stroll in. And if it's not fancy enough, all he has to do is ass queef on that shit and it's suddenly covered in sparkles. This shit is like a Little Miss Pageant and an S&M party did wrong things together and this was created out of it. A slow-moving tranny train wreck and that tortured dog knows it! Put that pooch at the top of the suicide watch list!

And the original artiste known as Lady CaCa (served with a deep-fried eye roll) with be copying this look in 3...2.....

Posted by: Michael K


Can we say BIG OLD BOTTOM!

Can we say BIG OLD BOTTOM!

Snideychick sez:

CHICKEN LEGS!

walker's picture

no matter what origin/ethnicity you are, you can pursue your dream, be it the most shallow, ridiculous, nonsensical shit on the face of the Earth. If you are stubborn, dedicated and delusional enough, you can make it.

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AMEN!

walker's picture

This is nothing but animal cruelty! Bobby Trendy is a cruel bitch!

SUVINE.COM's picture

SIGH It's just not the same without ANNA

Suvine.com is my diary. I am Raw Vegan.

sfhskfh's picture

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Emeriesan's picture

He is the real-life enactment of the cover of Notorious C.H.O.

That said, as laughable as it is, this guy is a very interesting product of American society : no matter what origin/ethnicity you are, you can pursue your dream, be it the most shallow, ridiculous, nonsensical shit on the face of the Earth. If you are stubborn, dedicated and delusional enough, you can make it.

Emeriesan's picture

I had only a vague idea of who this exquisite example of the American Dream was, googled him (or "it"?) and found out he counts SNOOP DOGG as one of his interior design clients. LOL

Mr. President's picture

It's Kim Jong Il, celebrating the launch of his new missile.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Damn!!what a amazing outfit.My friend chat with celebs on the hottest dating place..millionairechats.com..First i can't trust it,then i signed there.It's true.Exciting.

blaaaake's picture

that poor dog!

Noelegy's picture

I'm glad to see he's trying the subdued, classic and tasteful look for a change.

Night Owl, I thought so too!!

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull

he's wearing butt pads. i hope he didn't get ass implants.

& is that his take on Aretha Franklin's inuaguration hat? lol, he tried.

Miss Thang's picture

LMAO. Look at how his dog is looking at him in the 4th and 7th thumbnails. Classic.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Miss Thang's picture

He actually has really nice legs and ass...

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

TexnDoc's picture

I like the whole series - looks like his ensemble was designed as well as he did Anna Nicole's bedroom, what with the headpiece falling off in the dirt.

RJII's picture

I want to hang him on my christmas tree. I like this getup.

Night Owl's picture

I thought that was Kelly Osbourne

Plecostomus's picture

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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Bottom-feeder.

Kandykane's picture

I'm certain he thinks he looks "luxuuuurious and glaaaamorous". Total lack of panache.

Oceannia420's picture

THIS FUCKING DUDE IS WEIRD!!! GUESS HE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION!! NOW THIS IS OVER THE TOP!!!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Nasty,tacky and ugly as hell ..a walking train wreck.

xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:20pm.
Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:16pm

*stiff jaw hoity toity laugh*
You, such the little dickens you are.
I brought you a kidney pie, chef made it just for you.
Fresh Mormon I believe is still your favorite, the kidneys are show room new.
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Oh, why...How lovely of you, LA...And Fresh Mormon...just brilliant! Simply brilliant...Now, dear, you must come to my next dinner party...You must! I shan't take no for an answer...I'll be serving the creme de la creme of society...Oh, and the guest list will, of course, be most impressive as well...LA? LA?....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Sock-Monkey's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:12pm.
Hehehe. A poly/nylon cheap ass slut. There I said it. Is it wrong of me to air your dirty laundry like this?
*snickers*
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*hanging little sock monkey head* *slowly walking down a long lonely dark street* *dragging little sock monkey tail* *sob* *sniff*

ON T: Holy fuck! Me wants that hat! That is a hat I'd wear to a Sunday brunch. The junior league bitches would just die with envy! Die! Me tells you! Die!!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

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Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:16pm

*stiff jaw hoity toity laugh*
You, such the little dickens you are.
I brought you a kidney pie, chef made it just for you.
Fresh Mormon I believe is still your favorite, the kidneys are show room new.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:06pm.
Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:03pm

*In stuffy British hoity toity accent*

Perhaps it was the chaps laaaauuundry day.

*extends pinky sips tea*
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Why yes, I rather believe that is what his mother claims *clearing throat, cluctching antique brooch at tiger neck*...Care for a watercress cucumber finger sandwich, LA? I hand picked the fingers in them myself...
LA? LA? *blinking tiger eyes*...Well, that's just bloody rude,now isn't it? *eating finger sandwich, spitting out acrylic nail*....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:50pm.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:16pm.
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*staring at avie*...wait! *peering closely* is that..?..wha...mommy was a poly/nylon sock!?! *running & screaming* It's not true! It's not truuuuue!!
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Hehehe. A poly/nylon cheap ass slut. There I said it. Is it wrong of me to air your dirty laundry like this?

*snickers*

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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax

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Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:03pm

*In stuffy British hoity toity accent*

Perhaps it was the chaps laaaauuundry day.

*extends pinky sips tea*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Tigerlilly's picture

You know if Bobby Trendy keeps wearing stuff like this...well, then I darsay people are going to start questioning his sexuality...No, I mean it, and I won't take it back...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Sock-Monkey's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:16pm.
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*staring at avie*...wait! *peering closely* is that..?..wha...mommy was a poly/nylon sock!?! *running & screaming* It's not true! It's not truuuuue!!

ON T: Oh, me would just looooove to have a music box that when you opened the lid, Bobby in all that gay gold glitter - would be twirling like a ballerina on crack!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

letinstar's picture

@tigerlilly:

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:32pm.
i love love to see bobby trendy wear this monstrosity to howard k stern's trial...
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GASP!!! *getting down on tiger knees and praying to God* Please let this happen, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
Amen.
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from your lips to God's ears....;)
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nice ass...when does it open?

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:32pm.
i love love to see bobby trendy wear this monstrosity to howard k stern's trial...
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GASP!!! *getting down on tiger knees and praying to God* Please let this happen, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!
Amen.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

letinstar's picture

i would love to see bobby trendy wear this monstrosity to howard k stern's trial...
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nice ass...when does it open?

Manimal5's picture

I don't think anyone has ever had to ask Bobby, "Do you know how I know you're gay".

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:50pm.

As Deka said, he's not boring. Of course he's a fame whore--like most of Hollywood. He makes life more, not less, inneresting.
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He probably should have left the dog out of the department store Christmas tree outfit fuckery, but yeah. I do enjoy his hijinks.

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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:03pm.
clutching pearls* I WON'T, I SAY!

So, who gave you the pearl necklace?
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A lady never tells....*sticking tiger nose up in the air*...
Fortunately for you I ain't no lady, I'm a certified DListed slut, so here's how it all went down....;-)

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

tojo's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:03pm.
clutching pearls* I WON'T, I SAY!

So, who gave you the pearl necklace?

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the end...

Tigerlilly's picture

Ok, was I the only one who thought that was Kelly Osbourne...?
You know, I lurves my queens, I do I really do, but when they start makin' me question my own femininity , I gotta back off...
I mean, a DUDE sporting frank and beans is girlier than MOI??? Aw, HELLS TO THE NAW!!!! That's like a damn Navy Seal gettin' shown up by some Jon Benet Ramsey baby beauty queen type in an arm wrestling match...It's beyond humiliating, and I WON'T HAVE IT! *flipping tiger hair back, clutching pearls* I WON'T, I SAY!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

moosh's picture

Mekaleka-hI- Meka- Heini- HO!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/

tojo's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:36pm.

If you're referring to Bobby Trendy, definitely. :)

Oh snap! lol

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As Deka said, he's not boring. Of course he's a fame whore--like most of Hollywood. He makes life more, not less, inneresting.

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Them Changes

Deb's picture

I imagine the staff runs for the hills when he comes into Jo-Ann!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 8:36pm.

I wanna see the pic where he's layin' on the ground...I know he HAD to fall off them shoes...

Is that a weiner dog?
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If you're referring to Bobby Trendy, definitely. :)

tojo's picture

I wanna see the pic where he's layin' on the ground...I know he HAD to fall off them shoes...

Is that a weiner dog?

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Linda Lou's picture

Wow, that dude has some balls.

get serious's picture

Jesus H. Christ. This creature defines the word "FAGGOT". Even gay dudes cringe when he walks by...

PS - before anyone goes mental, I'm definitely not a homophobe. Be as you truly are; just don't pretend to be like this wierdo...

inkedgal's picture

he's like a half-assed ongina and i hate half-assery.

Mr. Peterson's picture

oops, i thought it was bai ling.

Sugaroo's picture

Wow. So glad I peeked back in this thread!

Not.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK