There's A New Freddy Krueger
For the first time in like forever, a bitch other than Robert Englund will play Freddy Krueger in a movie. I know. At first I wanted to crawl into a roach box motel and get crushed by a large shoe, but I actually like the whore who is replacing Robert, so maybe this isn't such a bad thing. I don't know.
New Line announced that Jackie Earle Haley will now be slashing teens up in the the remake/re-telling/re-whoring/re-butchering of Nightmare on Elm Street which comes out April 16, 2010. Some dude named Samuel Bayer is directing and another bitch who goes by the name of Wesley Strick is writing the words. Shooting begins May 5th in Chicago.
Some whores may know Jackie as Kelly in The Bad News Bears. Other whores may know him as Rorschach from Watchmen. But I know Jackie as the creepiest child toucher who ever touched from Little Children. Bitch was so convincing that I felt violated after watching his ass. Jackie probably ended up on some kind of government list for that performance. Because I know Jackie has the ability to make me want to scrub my skin with Ajax, he might pull this off.
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Submitted by Ilovefetusarchuleta on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:19pm.
I despise Samuel Bayer. They show him a lot in Green Days Bullet in a Biblle concert Dvd, he's a screaming douche bag the whole time. Talented though.
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Sam Bayer IS a complete and utter cunt. He directed Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit Video" and, went on to totally ignore the bands vision for the video: They wanted fat/punk/tattooed chicks as cheerleaders for the shoot and Bayers "compromised by getting typical starlets wearing "Anarchy" A's on their uniforms, that's just one example of the size of his ego.
He's also directed some of the most pretentious and insipid Green Day videos EVER. Yet he somehow seems to think he's some great visionary. In reality he's just a pedantic and untalented hack imho.
im sorry i'm an 80's baby but this isht kinda needed an update. the 3 & 4th ones from back in tha day f-ed up the legacy. i couldn't get down. I wanna see where they go with this.
At least this dude has a classsic name too. Jackie Earle Haley. sounds like he's killed a few people in his lifetime.
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Submitted by libby on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:48pm.
P.S: If you haven't seen "Little Children," Jackie IS amazing in it.
My stomach ties in a knot, remembering his scene in the car with that poor woman. Has anyone here seen it? What did you think?
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That scene stuck in my head for so long--it really scared the shit out of me. He has his date drive to a playground at night, and he starts jacking off while she's sitting there crying holding that foil swan. I couldn't sleep for days--he was so convincing!
I fucking LOVED Bad News Bears Go to Japan. Kelly was such a stud with his flowing, feathered locks - I see he accepted he'll never top that perfection!
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I thought he was brilliant in "Watchmen," EXACTLY what I imagined Rorshach looking and sounding like, come to life on the screen. But without devaluing his acting abilities, I don't think Freddy can ever be anyone but Robert Englund.
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On the episode of Get a Life when he plays Chris Elliot's cousin, Chris finds a casette tape in "Donald"'s car and says "Best of Falco?!!....How decadent !" Jackie is also a "seperated at birth" dead ringer for Phila sports personality Pat Croce .
as a very young child in the 70s i had a major crush on "bad boy"jackie earle haley. glad to see he is still working and not one of the child star tragedies.
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Submitted by impacted waste: "He was also Chris Elliot's sucessful cousin "Donald" in the underrated sitcom "Get a Life " . Funny stuff..."
Oh, I LOVED that show. Used to sit and laugh my ass off.
Submitted by gottabeagag on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:23am.
After reading this site for AGES- meaning a really long time- I finally had to sign in and speak up.
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I am completely against this remake, however, Jackie Earle Haley is a great actor, he made "The Watchmen" tolerable & he was phenomenal in "Little Children", he is the perfect pedo, so he will fit in well as Freddy, if someone has to do it...He is probably too good for this remake which shouldnt be made...
After reading this site for AGES- meaning a really long time- I finally had to sign in and speak up.
Nope, Linds the Blow and the Lezzy Thing couldn't do it, that see-through shoe bitch couldn't do it, even Red-Hot Prince Ginge and the Packy couldn't do it... BUT a FREDDY that is NOT Robert Englund? NO FREAKING WAY!!! I guess that " one world government" thing is coming true because a substitute Freddy Kruger is the end of the world as we know it!!!
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I thought billy bob thorton was going to play him? anyhow mike is right: this guy is pretty damn creepy looking. i hope they will at least give robert england a camio in the new movie and not treat him like they did kayne hodder in friday the 13th.
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There is only one Freddy for this girl..I love Robert Englund and it is like someone else doing the voice of Chucky other than Brad Dourif.Sacrilege!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He was also Chris Elliot's sucessful cousin "Donald" in the underrated sitcom "Get a Life " . Funny stuff...
jackie was too good in "little children", but i will always know him as kelly in "bad news bears"...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Trivia from IMDB's page on the original NMOES:
Johnny Depp accompanied friend Jackie Earle Haley to the auditions, where he was spotted by director Wes Craven, who asked him if he'd like to read for the part.
So, it seems he kind of deserves the part.......
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Why don't they just make a Freddie and Pinhead beat the crap out of Chucky and the IT clown?
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awesome.he's a great actor.it's a shame that all the movie producers forgot about him after Bad News Bears,ya he did act in a few other films but nothing very big.
i'm glad to see him back and making good movies.
Please stop remaking every movie ever made into a shittier version of its former self...not one original idea out there, why not everyone just take a fucking break and let your brain rest for a while and maybe someday there will be an original movie created again.
Also, please stop making 100 sequels to a fantastic movie therby turning the original masterpiece into a pile of shit (as was done to SAW and the original ELM ST series).
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:00pm.
It's sad when a BBC short video captures my attention more than any movie in the last year or so.
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He was BRILLIANT in Little Children. He was the best thing about Watchmen and he's a fine actor. I think the idea of a remake is a crap idea, but good for him if he's getting a nice paycheck out of this! One thing, thought, can we get another look at Patrick Wilson's ass in this one?
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Well, his momma told him to be a good boy!!!
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Jackie Earle Haley was BRILLIANT is LIttle Children! Gotd the end scene on the swings!!! *shivers*
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As usual, Hekki is right on all counts. I second her.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:00pm.
HOLY CRAP!!! That is incredible!
It's sad when a BBC short video captures my attention more than any movie in the last year or so.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quwebVjAEJA
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 3:47pm.
Not to mention, he chopped off his weiner at the end.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:03pm.
People, please. They've been remaking movies since the silent era. Nothing new. As a matter of fact, movies were remade more often in the 30s/40s/50s.
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True. Gaslight, Love Affair, Anna and the King, Imitation of Life, the list is huge. Love the Golden Age of Cinema!
Jesus. Can't Hollywood make anything original anymore.
Submitted by libby: "P.S: If you haven't seen "Little Children," Jackie IS amazing in it.
My stomach ties in a knot, remembering his scene in the car with that poor woman. Has anyone here seen it? What did you think?"
Libby, he is the reason I can't watch that movie again. The whole plot line with his character was so traumatic to me. Like "Schindler's List" - it was full of terrific work, but it's too much for my heart to take.
Which is pretty much the highest praise I can give something: I can't watch it because it tore my heart up.
"What do these lazy cunt writers get paid for? The character and premise are there."
It's not the "cunt" writers, it's the "cunt" producers.
If a producer came up to you, and offered a multi-million dollar paycheck to write a remake of motherfucking Citizen Kane, would you decline out of principle? No, you'd ask how many fuckin' words they'd like.
He was fantastic as Rorschach so I think I may actually go out and see this version.
The only thing I remember about Little Children is that sex on the washing machine scene with Kate Winslet and that hott piece Patrick Wilson..damn, that scene was hott.
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Having just watched the entire Nightmare On Elm Street series last week, they were nowhere near as scary as they were back in the day. As much as Englund owns Freddy, a new fellow may be the way to go if they want to make it truly terrifying.
But can they not just make a NEW FILM rather than remake an old one? What do these lazy cunt writers get paid for? The character and premise are there. The original films have a following and everyone loves a good horror film. Freddy is as credible as they come.
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Submitted by Emma G on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:41pm.
"You better not tell anyone"
Creepiest. Scene. Ever.
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:03pm.
People, please. They've been remaking movies since the silent era. Nothing new. As a matter of fact, movies were remade more often in the 30s/40s/50s. So, stop with the ignorant teen ranting.
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I'd like a link to a source, please. No way in hell they remade shit like they do today trying to duplicate the hotness that was the 80s and 90s. No way.
I thought he looked familiar...I liked 'Little Children', but totally forgot about his part in the movie. Guess I blocked it out or something...
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Johnny Depp in the original NOES? (Haha, oh NOES!) I don't care if he's "old", he should jump on that shit again. I'd see it.
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Haha. Yeah. He was the lead's boyfriend. =D
I think they should bring back all the original actors, personally. Having some forty-plus-year-olds playing fifteen would be awesome in a Strangers with Candy kind of way.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
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Creepiest. Scene. Ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Johnny Depp in the original NOES? (Haha, oh NOES!) I don't care if he's "old", he should jump on that shit again. I'd see it.
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NO ONE CAN PLAY FREDDY LIKE ROBERT ENGLUND. THOSE MOVIES WERE SCARY AS HELL. YOU CAN CHECK IN BUT NOT CHECK OUT. HAHAAA.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:36pm.
I might be making my own original horror movie later, I have to go to the fucking grocery store, on saturday, no less. shit.
Okay, I know it's not cool to laugh at other people's suffering, but that was funny.
I despise Samuel Bayer. They show him a lot in Green Days Bullet in a Biblle concert Dvd, he's a screaming douche bag the whole time. Talented though.
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:03pm.
look at this guy, of course he was nice. he didn't want you to find the human head in his fridge....all im saying is he looks like a kidfucker.
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Wow- taking me back to my kidhood with the Bad New Bears. I didn't realize that was him, and yes, he was the ONLY good character in the Watchemen.
Samuel Bayer is an asshole. He's the guy that became famous for Nirvana's music video Smell Like Teen Spirit. Done every video one can think of including all of Green Day's. He a talented f*ckd in the head arshole. It'll be interesting to see how it turns out.
People, please. They've been remaking movies since the silent era. Nothing new. As a matter of fact, movies were remade more often in the 30s/40s/50s. So, stop with the ignorant teen ranting.
Haley is a super nice guy, by the way. I've worked with him a few times, and he was first class, all the way.