JLo Can't Give Up The Spotlight!
JLo and Skeletor have proven us all wrong! They were supposed to announce their separation during some kind of weird musical duet at Skeletor's concert on Valentine's Day, but that never went down and they are STILL married. Some whores told Gatecrasher they are trying to make their tortured animal of a marriage work, but there's problems. Skeletor wants to fill the world more zombie babies and JLo wants a career. Don't choke on the "career" part. It's not polite.
One source said, "Jennifer feels like Marc is holding her career back, and she was sick of his social butterfly mentality while she stayed at home with the twins (MK Note: HA! Ask her where exactly the nursery is and you'll get a mean side-eye back). There are times when she’s had it, and close to ending it. She’ll throw down her ring and say, ‘That’s it.’ But when Marc realizes he’s about to lose her, he comes right back to Mommy. She enhances his life — she’s a huge star and good for him, and he does love her. And really, all their fighting makes for some fiery passion in the bedroom.”
The source went on to chirp, “She will never give up the red carpet, and certainly doesn’t want to be barefoot and pregnant, locked down or locked up. She wants to give [1-year-olds Max and Emme] siblings, but she loves the attention of the spotlight. She does not want to be a stay-at-home mom.”
Um, isn't that what nannies are for? You can have it all! When you pop them out, you take a pretty picture with them for People, collect your check, hand them to the nanny and then go back to being a huge star or whatever. JLo knows this!
And Skeletor isn't holding her career back! There's a little disease called Notalent-itis holding her back. Not to mention that other disease she also suffers from called Massiveego-tosis. The only cure is to sit down and stay there.
Here's JLo and the Zombie in Black leaving The Box in NYC last night.
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I love JLo....what I find charming are those little baby hairs that Kim Kardashian had photoshopped (or sent to school for the day, oh how I laughed at that one)....do people get those from tying their ponytails too tight?
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What fresh hell is this?
OT: this freaking thunderstorm is driving my pets crazy.
JLO...meh.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:26pm.
Provolone, you'd fuck PARIS?!!
eeeeuuuuwwww....do you have Herpes already?
Yes to id fuck paris(b4 herpes),NO to me having herpes! condoms would be a must.
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
Is she still alive? Why exactely is she relevant? And him?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:31pm.
Bye PSL!
EVEN THOUGH IM A DUDE AND STRAIGHT AS FUCKING HELL I CAN SEE WHY SHE WOULD BE ATTRACTED TO HIM. HES GOT A LOT OF FUCKING CONFIDENCE AND CHARISMA HE RADIATES IT AND YOU CANT BUY THAT. EITHER YOU FUCKING HAVE IT DONT. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GUY AND WAS PARYING AROUND AND ALL THE HOT CHICKS WOULD WALK IN THE ROOM AND ITS LIKE YOU PAID ATTENTION TO THEM FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME THEN THEY WERE HISTORY. IT WAS ALWAYS THE OTHER CHICK THAT WALKED IN AND WON US OVER WITH HER CONFIDENCE AND CHARMS REGARDLESS OF HER LOOKS. THERES NOTHING WORSE THAN SEEING A PRETTY CHICK FLICK HER HAIR BACK AND LOOKED ALL POSED AND SHIT.
I'm shocked people still like Marc Antony after what he did to his previous wife. Fucked up!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
I cant stand these celeb bitches..."I want a baby, I want a family, I cant wait to be pregnant, I am ready to put children first, My family is first now, not work, I only plan to make one movie a year if that...blah blah"...Then the challenge & goal of getting pregnant & being pregnant is achieved, the novelty of actually being a mom wears off really quick when they realize its all its cracked up to be & they want to be red carpet divas again. They sicken me. They want everything, get it & then dont really want it anymore then they want it again. SPOILED!!
she’s a huge star and good for him
Marc Anthony has more talent in his pinky that J.lo's entire existence.
she needs to shut the fuck up
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
what career do either of these usless twats have at this point?
why more kids, two's enough for most people.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
She really does look hot, though. Is she 40 yet?
JLo is looking like one raggety ass bitch. Honestly I think this marriage is on the rocks and they're trying to prove otherwise. Fuck these hos.
She needs to quit blaming Skeletor for holding her back. No one wants her no-talent rear.
MK, you is on fire tonight, girlfriend. Can you feel the love blowing in from the East? Ya know, that place known as Lawn Guyland. Well, can ya?
devilgirl, grreeeeeeaaaaaaaat. Another crap show for TV.
Carnie has gotten huge again, btw.
ok, gotta go get Little Dude!
byeeeeee
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
He needs a pint of blood STAT!
Off topic and totally random:
Carney Wilson is going to be the host of the new Dating Game! WTF?
Can't Hollywood (and the Wilson/Phillips clans) leave well enough alone!
EDIT: The Newlyweed Game (typo stays)
Hekki, Katie likes having the influence of a "strong woman".....lol
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
was the open shirt/chains look ever good? i don't think so
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The Dragon Tales Twins have each other, Jennifuh. You don't have to ruin your beautiful body AGAIN.
That's why these bitches have twins in the first place. You get it all over with, so you never have to go through the ordeal and inconvenience of being pregnant more than once.
And then you get a nanny so you don't have to go through the ordeal and inconvenience of being a parent.
Jeez. At least Katiebot seems to want to have Suri around.
Jlo won't give up her career, problem is her "career" gave up on her years ago.
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What's happened to the American dream?
It came true. You're lookin' at it.
Provolone, you'd fuck PARIS?!!
eeeeuuuuwwww....do you have Herpes already?
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
Career? HA HA HA HA HA HA HEEE HEE HE HA HA HEE HA HA HEEE HEE HEE ok let me stop.
Submitted by suze on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:22pm.
God I hate this cow!!
Okay...Fuck it, Marry it, Kill it?
JLo, Madonna, Paris Hilton?
i love FMK
Fuck paris, marry jlo, kill madonna
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"You know, and we know, and you know that we know that it's nonsense"-Daniel Hannan
J.Lo will never give up show business, unless she is forced. Narcissistic bitch.
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
LOL Snowie! Yeah I doubt she went back to castle hill! I had to go there for my driving test. Gawd
but remember! she's jenny from da block!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
God I hate this cow!!
Okay...Fuck it, Marry it, Kill it?
JLo, Madonna, Paris Hilton?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
LMAO MK I thought you said "leaving the Bronx last night" ahahahahahahah Jenny went back to Castle Hill?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I. can't. stand. JHOr
Shut up bitch. what career are you talking about?
she lucked out and it's over.
these narcissistic fucks can't just take their millions and live a normal life? Why the attention whorism?
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get
Oh please JLo. No one needs any more of your fugly babies.
Don't flatter yourself.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Can't she just go out and continue her career when he gets into his coffin at the break of dawn?!
Um, WHAT career JLo???
I hate it when people wear sunglasses at night. I blame Corey Hart.
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You know the ho was chompin on his chamois.
(Courtesy of coiled-n-hissing)