Monday, April 6th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 3rd!

"Hard-on, take me away !!! - WTFOMGLOL

Runners-up:

Kim Kardashian's dream: she can take it 5 ways at once, get peed on, and get clean, all at the same time. - AXE

This is one way for the Academy to guarantee Hugh Jackman will host again. - ISprainedMyUvula

There's 5 metal peens in the full picture, so it might be a little NSFWish. Fake long dong galore after the jump. JUMP!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 04/07/2009 - 12:41am.

HAHAHAHA!!.... WTFOMGLOL, that was priceless!!

congrats, all of ya!!

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Candy's picture
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:46pm.

Congrats guys. I just know some champion whore out there is gonna fuck that tub any day now.

I hope they catch that shit on film
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 1:45pm.

All very funnay.

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 11:08am.

They were great! Congrats all!

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Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:06am.

Congrats winners!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by fmdoom on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 9:02am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:40am

fmdoom i thought it was a Calgon reference.

You're right! I forgot about that completely!

Submitted by WhateverTrevor on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:43am.

Please someone explain the winning joke to me.

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:39am.

wow, thank you so much! :)

I can't help but wonder whose tub that is.
It's a conversation starter all right lol.

Submitted by O_O on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:08am.

I found a great site _______millionairechats.com_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy

ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 8:01am.

WTFOMGLOL's made my husband laugh and he usually likes to pretend he's above us sluts and our senses of humor.

Congratulations, guys!

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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...

Migraine Sally's picture
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:49am.

WTFOMGLOL & Uvula......Good job mah hot bitchez!

AXE.....yours too. Good work!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:40am.

fmdoom i thought it was a Calgon reference?
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snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:39am.

WTFOMGLOL, ISMU, I loved these and I did not see Axe's before but it's HYSTERICAL! good job everyone and congrats, these were great!
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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fmdoom's picture
Submitted by fmdoom on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 7:15am.

WTFOMGLOL, is that an Equus reference? Damn, Dlisted's getting all high-brow. Congrats, winners!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:46am.

nice job, yo funny slutes!

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 6:42am.

WTG WTFOMGLOL - I knew that one was a winner...

And congrats also to AXE and *ISMU*!

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Tjirels's picture
Submitted by Tjirels on Mon, 04/06/2009 - 5:39am.

With the resetion, even Oscar had to get a second job

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:12pm.

Wow - Kim Kardassian totally went all-out with her new bathtub!

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Submitted by lazee on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:07pm.

Typical night at the Dirty Eagle.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 5:07pm.

Obama was overheard saying, "if you could have seen the smile on The Queens face when we presented her with this gift".

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

sweetcheeks69's picture
Submitted by sweetcheeks69 on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 4:26pm.

Web Exclusive- Never before seen pictures of the bathroom on John Travoltas plane!!

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:30am.

Would this be 5 card STUD or Texas hold em?

If deuces are wild, I would open the drain cover.

icebunny's picture
Submitted by icebunny on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 2:49am.

Robert Pattinson: "It's not my fault I smell. Try to fill your bath with water, when your faucets keep on getting hard-ones is an impossible job"

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Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:38pm.

Golden showers and black penises: is Kim Kardashian preparing for another sex film?

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vermonster's picture
Submitted by vermonster on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:17pm.

After their reunion tour turned out to be a flop, Jordan Joey Donny Danny and Jonathan turned to busking in the gay Dutch street theater tradition for money.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 9:40pm.

Submitted by julian85 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:15pm.
A rare glimpse of Vadge's Bukkake Bathtub, the secret to her labia-like complexion. Statues conveniently turn a golden color when the jizz is warmed and ready to dispense.

hahaha. I guess she found the secret of eternal youth!

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 6:35pm.

its bruce bitch...

And Gianni Versace's bathtub goes to... Rom Druise... highest bidder and our next item up for bid... Elton John's personal bidet aide..

roxie's picture
Submitted by roxie on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:23pm.

David Bromstad makes a bathroom beautiful on Color Splash.

Submitted by julian85 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:22pm.

In designing his new bathroom, Tommy Girl combines his dream of winning an Oscar with what he loves best.

Submitted by julian85 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 1:15pm.

A rare glimpse of Vadge's Bukkake Bathtub, the secret to her labia-like complexion. Statues conveniently turn a golden color when the jizz is warmed and ready to dispense.

Submitted by khoral on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:54pm.

The "golden shower" scene cut from Kim Kardashian's amateur sex tape

KhoKho

Submitted by Lorla on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:41pm.

"Tom, I know you a huge fan of golden showers and all, but don't you think this is pushing it"- just a tad?" Said Katie, totally confused.

Submitted by dan d. lyon on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 11:05am.

welcome to the final step in your scientology initiation

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Submitted by farmgirl1 on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 10:43am.

The origin of the advice, "Don't drop the soap"

Submitted by wentlgo on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 6:53am.

Hey, I'm an open-minded girl from UK. I'm interested in exotic things, photographys, dating and sports… I have my photos on ___T allmeet Co
M___. I love tall guys. Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

Submitted by bighairynuts on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 5:36am.

new from L'oreal, Paris: SPUNK--hair cure milked from a clan of latex-clad negro wankers! For a limited time only, spiked with an druid-like potion--a secret sauce from our man with the golden gun...

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Submitted by CokeGlamour on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 2:32am.

With this in your house you wouldn't need a video camera to strip Kim Kardashian down.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:39pm.

Jennifer Aniston knows exactly where Angelina Jolies lost Oscar is....

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Submitted by shane on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:25pm.

Tommy Girl couldn't wait to get home with his winning auction item from the Neverland Ranch Collection.

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:24pm.

The true definition of a hot tub.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:00pm.

Tommygirl completed the full Scientology experience and David Miscaviage sent him a new Bidet.

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BeagleBake's picture
Submitted by BeagleBake on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:53pm.

If you think the tub is bad, wait until you see the bidet

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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:38pm.

Thanks Tojo <

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Submitted by ibekeen on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:59pm.

Ladies and Gentlemen, We are sorry to inform you that Dame Shirley Bassey will be unable to perform tonight.

roxie's picture
Submitted by roxie on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:55pm.

The Extenze Spa

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:48pm.

Tom Cruise personally supervises the Scientology purity baths.

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:46pm.

Grandma loves the handicap tub we got her!

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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:42pm.

On Bride-zilla Lindsay and Samro shop for a wedding arch.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:40pm.

Yeah, like there aren't about 7 of these in Kim Kardashian's house.

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Submitted by milf1976 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:30pm.

Welcome to the first annual Spit or Swallow Olympics- who will go for the gold?

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