The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 3rd!
"Hard-on, take me away !!! - WTFOMGLOL
Kim Kardashian's dream: she can take it 5 ways at once, get peed on, and get clean, all at the same time. - AXE
This is one way for the Academy to guarantee Hugh Jackman will host again. - ISprainedMyUvula
There's 5 metal peens in the full picture, so it might be a little NSFWish. Fake long dong galore after the jump. JUMP!