Friday, April 3rd 2009

Two Ladies!!

Lunch? Who needs it? Dinner? Not necessary! Stomach?! Let it go! Seriously, if you dare venture into these three pictures below, your stomach will put up a "Vacancy" sign break out of your ass. It will be through with you! Luckily, I managed to grab mine before got out the front door.

I don't know how old these pictures are, but it's of Lady CaCa giving her friend Lady Starlight a pussy examination at a club in NYC. Yeah, it's your typical drunken shit, but this is why the delete button exists on a camera.

Lady Starlight's vagina looks like a wet beaver suffocating in a net, because it's going through some traumatic shit! Lady CaCa's fug mug will make any flower wilt.

Posted by: Michael K


chunt's picture

Am I the only one that's just shocked that Lady GaGa is wearing pants? She's a flippin' liar.

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All they need now is a Lady Janitor to wipe them off that table with a chlorinated rag. Or maybe a Lady Straightjacket to put them away for good.

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Green Is Good's picture

I could have gone my whole life without seeing this.

Lady Moon Crater is more like it, look at that thing! Well, maybe one shouldn't, it's scary!

M.E.'s picture

EW!! That chocha looks torn the fuck up! Gross!

xerquina's picture

even the vagina monologues wouldn't touch this.

chefcammi's picture

i dont see any hair.. still a beat up pussy, but the "hair" is the net... guess her fish got caught in the fish net...

*cricket cricket cricket cricket*

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Katt's picture

So I've been posted up with the stomach flu all day and figured nothing could make me feel worse. Wrong! That shit looks like franken-pussy, why the fuck are there like tufts of hair hanging out?!? Bitch needs to close her legs stat.
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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I almost pity poor CaCa, with that large schnoz she can probably inhale twice the stench.

TITS's picture

Submitted by RAT HAS FANGS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:05pm.

If that Camel Toe could talk
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If that camel toe could WALK!

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

xcronex's picture

yum yum yum yum yum yum .....

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

old_straight_guy's picture

Actually, that's kind of hot.

mimi's picture

OMG i just hate her!!!
she think she can be hot making this shit???

7SnowyNights's picture

Well, if anyone here needed their homosexuality confirmed, you're welcome.

letinstar's picture

thumbnail 2...no more lezzie crushes for me....
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nice ass...when does it open?

stefystef's picture

By the way, dlisters, these posts are hilarious.
I'm trying to keep my job and yet I can't stop laughing aloud reading all these classic posts.

Fantastic shit, people... FANTASTIC! *LOL*
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stefystef's picture

Submitted by Joe Mahma on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:05pm.

That's a vagina.

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I know what vagina looks like, Joe Mahma.
That's ain't vagina.

That's a MONSTER!!! I think I see teeth...
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If that Camel Toe could talk

Oceannia420's picture

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad that I prefer PEEN!! WTF ~~ YUCK 2 the middle pic!!

johnnysgirl's picture

Deedly-dee-dee-deeeeeeeee! Two ladies!

heh heh - that's all I heard when I read the headline.

"Lady" Starlight might want to give her cha-cha area a bit more attention before gallavanting in fishnets and hotpants.

I dance the can-can bitches - I know how to show off the crotch the right way!

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Deb's picture

Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:40pm.

"The guy was an interior decorator"
"His house looked like shit"

Love it!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

paris herpes's picture

The worst part about thumbnail 2 is that you can see hair and both sides of her raw gaping vadge hole. Makes me glad I don't even like to eat roast beef...for reals...YUCK!!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

KD's picture

Oh, good, you guys agree with me. I was hoping I wouldn't get comments that were like "Uh, duh KD, when you spread your legs like that it opens wide." Because I'm not sure, I've never like checked in the mirror or anything.

*makes note to do that when I get home*

parissucksliterally's picture

where is the "your vagina is large" tag?

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Talking trash to the garbage around you
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Miss Priss's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:32pm.
OMG, that chic has a moufbreather cooter! That thing is like gaping wide!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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blaaaake's picture

homegirl needs to wax.

Silvara0428's picture

What the hell! I leave to do work, and this is what I get?

*VOM*
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snowpiece's picture

Submitted by KD on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:32pm.
OMG, that chic has a moufbreather cooter! That thing is like gaping wide!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pootie's picture

Yuk! That puss just don't look right to me. Looks theres a good chance of something fishy. Doesn't look fresh. Yep, I would say wilted is a good word for it MichaelK.
Maybe the hot new, avante garde thing is going down for a deep whif of stinky puss?

menyc's picture

I hate her more than anyone has ever hated anything.

KD's picture

OMG, that chic has a moufbreather cooter! That thing is like gaping wide!

OMG you couldn't blurred that nasty shit out Michael! My eyeballs melted upon seeing Gaga's gooch!

those trannies on RuPaul's Drag Race look waaaay better than these wannabes.

Lady GAG-ughhh is an annoying poser slut-bag. She's a pretentious douchebag and the zippers and other shit she glues to her face are all to cover up that ugly mug of hers...it's pretty logical. If I had a surf-board for a nose and frog-eyes right above, i'd be wearing underwear out in public to distract from my face too. On second thought, this cockroach isn't that smart. She does this shit cuz that's where the music industry is headed- shit music but distracting imagery, costumes, videos, and sets so dumbasses can buy more fluff to numb their minds with.

parissucksliterally's picture

thanks. I am eating lunch.

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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
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gia's picture

Has she been smoking with her pussy? It looks a bit yellowish on the edges on her way upper, upper, upper inner thighs, like nicotine stains.

gia's picture

I think the first pic is actually kind of silly & funny & I really like it...after that I blacked out.

oooh, i get it!! anime!! like 'sailor moon', the uncensored japanese version where sailor uranus and sailor mercury masturbate each other and stuff!

the japanese are to blame for the demise of western civilization.

ps: i must stand up for the undercrotch, and say I LIKE PUSSY!

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this ain't no mudd club, or CBGB
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kittenkeane's picture

Well, I was trying to lose some weight for summertime, so THANKS for that MK~ will post on the refridge!

xo

(ugh)

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paris herpes's picture

I think I just lost my appetite, it probably was the thumbnail pic with one of those hos legs open wearing a the black bathingsuit thingie. For some reason very obvious sexual poses make me wanna vomit instead of turning me on. Why is that?

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Are they both men?...Lady CaCa needs to buy BIGGER sunglasses and put them on immediately.

Cool.

Can we ignore her ugly, untalented herpes-ridden ass now?

Please?

wow! i think i just died!

Joe Mahma's picture

That's a vagina.

stefystef's picture

Wow. That's more than my eyes can handle. *LOL*

The legs spread thing... I don't know what to make of that. I don't know. Can someone explain to me? I really don't fuckin' understand *LOL*

This Lady GaGa/CaCa chick is off the chain.

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them ladeez is looking a little fuckted up in the eye area.

and that's a whole lotta labia to be showing, michael k, for someone who claims to not like the pussay! :)
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Submitted by strawberry_wine on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:20pm.

They are so avant garde!

I'm pretty sure that was exactly what Lady Caca was thinking while those ho-rrific pictures were taken.
Someone needs to tell Lady Caca and that douche hipster slut that looking like coke whore rejects from the late 70's/early 80's while your snatch is wide open doesn't mean you're artistic, avant garde, or even edgy.

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Amen!

Provolone's picture

i thought it was castro eating a ham sammmmich

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 1:51pm.
Provy: that's not Lady Caca you are staring at!!!

def. not that fug vagina. not a fan of stretchy labia lips. look at how pretty lady caca is! alright some angles her nose gets in the way, body is a 9.5 and she has good skin.

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Miss Priss's picture

this is gross

sweaty beavers are not fun

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Miss Priss's picture

"Lady Starlight's vagina looks like a wet beaver suffocating in a net"

thanks MK. hahahahahahahahha

and...ewwww

I know all you pervs are enjoying this tho

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