Friday, April 3rd 2009

Two Ladies!!

Lunch? Who needs it? Dinner? Not necessary! Stomach?! Let it go! Seriously, if you dare venture into these three pictures below, your stomach will put up a "Vacancy" sign break out of your ass. It will be through with you! Luckily, I managed to grab mine before got out the front door.

I don't know how old these pictures are, but it's of Lady CaCa giving her friend Lady Starlight a pussy examination at a club in NYC. Yeah, it's your typical drunken shit, but this is why the delete button exists on a camera.

Lady Starlight's vagina looks like a wet beaver suffocating in a net, because it's going through some traumatic shit! Lady CaCa's fug mug will make any flower wilt.

Posted by: Michael K


Grazin's picture

After seeing this terrible set of pics I see it is simply a publicity stunt for Lady Gaga's Poker Face Remix "Her P**sy Lips her p-p-p-p-p**sy lips" hahaha.

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La_Femme_Latina's picture

are these biches characters in some kind of rainbow bright porn? Lady Starlight? wtf?
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z-listed's picture

Is Lady Gag-Gag's 15 minutes up yet?

Funeral Guy's picture

That chick with Lady CaCa is uglier than she is. On the plus side I do like a nice meaty pussy.

WWJDFAKB's picture

Wow...now that's a very unflattering picture of a vagina..and a not-so-unflattering picture of CaCa's ass.

I just threw up. These 2 are about the most unattractive women I've ever seen.

You just put me off sex for a looong time. Please take these down. We should not be forced to look at this...

awkward__annie's picture

Uhh...which one is Lady GaGa? I honestly don't know what that bitch looks like.

Aphid's picture

Submitted by omglolzers on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:53pm.
That was way too much roast beef for a Lenten Friday.

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I'm sure the fish smell makes it okay, though.

Noelegy's picture

I hope that's a "Cabaret" reference.

Deedle-dee-dee-dee-dee!

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whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the
focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall
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southernbar's picture

Lady Gaga's ass is fantastic!

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TheBreakdown's picture

Lady GaGa is one of those instances where I do NOT wanna know if the curtains and drapes match.

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Zac's picture

God Damn that's a whole lotta nose in those photos. Seriously, the bitch needs to Just Dance into a plastic surgeons office and have him slice half the schnozz off of her poker face. Sorry about the stupid puns, it's late and I'm now nauseated by these pics.
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this is kinda stupid and i should definately be paid to see this fug!

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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:44am.
They look related...
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Lory's picture

They look related...

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Melinda's picture

Lady Starlight's pussy is not falling out, but sucking her clothes in.

Doesn't look like a very nice club, with that nasty woodwork in the background. And WTF are they doing anyway?

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TITS on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:59pm.

What is truly ugly is people who cannot look past mere physical appearance.

Personally I think she's a shit singer, but a good entertainer. That said, I would never make a value judgement on someone based upon something so shallow as the looks they happened to be born with.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:50pm.

She didn't flash it, it was making a break for it.
More importantly, why does her beaver resemble a wolverine with mange?

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Beats me... but I think I just figured out why they call those tights 'fishnet'.
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I don't, I call them "unlucky"

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parissucksliterally's picture

TITS, I was merely replying to this comment:

Submitted by Anathema on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:51pm.

i don't get why you all think Lady Gaga is unattractive... i think she's really cute in an unconventional way.

I happen to like a lot of unattractive singers for their talent. Nice attitude you have there. Piss off.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:50pm.

She didn't flash it, it was making a break for it.
More importantly, why does her beaver resemble a wolverine with mange?

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Beats me... but I think I just figured out why they call those tights 'fishnet'.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:48pm.

She didn't flash it, it was making a break for it.
More importantly, why does her beaver resemble a wolverine with mange?

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Submitted by LALALALOVE on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:40pm.

And WTF is up with that hefty ass vagina!??
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Never mind her... whats up with the chick flashing her twat!

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LALALALOVE's picture

I'd be turned on if there two weren't so damn ugly! And WTF is up with that hefty ass vagina!??

Fucking gross man!!

Can someone in here please channel or twitter the Archangel Uriel? According to the 2nd thumbnail, a massive new portal to hell seems to have been opened up.

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:27pm.
I couldnt open the thumbs earlier, but now I see, and wished like fuck I had not.
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Submitted by omglolzers on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:53pm.

That was way too much roast beef for a Lenten Friday.
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It's OK, there's no meat there. More like two rotten kippers.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

FUCKdamn THAT's Lady Cagaga?!!? Sweartogod I thought the blonde ho was her getting fingered by one majorly ano tranny :O

Silvara0428's picture

I couldnt open the thumbs earlier, but now I see, and wished like fuck I had not.
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Freak Speely's picture

Do NOT want!

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Team Valtrex's picture

Whoa, I thought that Chyna was off the roids for a second.

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Manimal5's picture

Pull up to the bumper...and have some whore-doeuvres.

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Ever saw a one sorta like this one on

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Bondagebarbie's picture

That is one knarly looking pussy from what I can see of it.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

That was way too much roast beef for a Lenten Friday.

dgoodness's picture

sexy!

She's beginning to make Britney seem like Edith Piaf in comparison.

hot!!

gucci's picture

and i bet they totaly did it right after they took these photos. yuk.

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Thyme Warp's picture

My stomach was already upset and this finishes it off.
That pichachu should be locked up!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:37pm.
Lady Moon Crater is more like it, look at that thing! Well, maybe one shouldn't, it's scary!

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LMAO!!!! and they say the moon's made of cheese!

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extremisttt's picture

why does it.. look... like that....
WHY

TITS's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 3:52pm.

have you looked at her face?
FUGGGGGLY.
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What is truly ugly is people who cannot look past mere physical appearance.

Personally I think she's a shit singer, but a good entertainer. That said, I would never make a value judgement on someone based upon something so shallow as the looks they happened to be born with.

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parissucksliterally's picture

have you looked at her face?
FUGGGGGLY.

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Candy's picture

I just poppe din here to expressed how fucking digusted I am right now. Why do I always have to eat first then run up on filth like this? Look at that. Her crotch has streak marks. Nasty!
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i don't get why you all think Lady Gaga is unattractive... i think she's really cute in an unconventional way.

Green Is Good's picture

I bet a gynecologist doesn't go near that thing without a wetsuit, mining helmet, and a caged Canary.

"Canary in a coal mine!"

stake_spike's picture

She did get her nose fixed! There used to be a huge fucking bump on that thing and now it's gone.