This Is What Mah Boo Will Wear To Our Wedding
The Iowa State Supreme Court ruled this morning that a ban on same-sex marriage is gross and struck that motherfucker down! That bitch got banished back to the dark ages. This will make Iowa the fourth state that allows gays and lesbians to attach a ball and chain to their ankles legally! Hoo-RAY!
The Associated Press summed up the Supreme Court's ruling: "The court reaffirmed that a statute inconsistent with the Iowa constitution must be declared void even though it may be supported by strong and deep-seated traditional beliefs and popular opinion."
The court's ruling will take around 21 days to be made final. The Polk County Attorney said they would not ask for a rehearing, so gays and lesbians could start getting married in just a few weeks!
You know, when I first saw Austin Scarlett's corn husk dress on Project Runway, I knew this would be the perfect ensemble for Mah Boo Anderson Cooper to wear to our wedding. It goes with the dazzling silver field on his head.
Now that Iowa is close to marrying the gays, Mah Boo in a wedding outfit made from corn is meant to be! Yeah, I know you're thinking I should wear that, but he has the legs for it. And don't worry! He's going to butch it up by pairing it with leggings and a blazer made out of corn kernels. I'll wear something made out of hay or oats. It'll be the perfect Iowa wedding! Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to get him to lift that restraining order against me. He's always playing hard to get!
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Iowa in the house bitch!
Now if we can just get some shopping, entertainment, music, culture we'd be all set!
Sounds so blissful MK! Lol!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I had some Georgian redneck tell me, "You sure do talk funny, where y'all come from?"
I told him Iowa.
The response, "Isn't that an island somewhere?"
Yeah, they grow them dumb in Georgia!!!
Originally from Iowa!! YEAH!!! Nebraskans, we always said about you:
"Nebraska, where men are men and sheep run nervous!"
Also, my mom and dad used to tell me all the time when we would take trips and go by a smelly farm, "that is the smell of money!!!"
Again, GO IOWA!! PS - look at Iowa as far as education goes, we are usually in the top 20 of the states for the smartest people around (of course where I grew up there was nothing to do except study!)
and, OT, I'm woefully embarassed that Colorado voted againt legalizing gay marriage in 2006. I wish I could have voted then.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I wasn't ever sure...I would consider West where the mountains start, while the plains cities like Limon and whatnot were midwest. However, at a conference, someone asked me why I chose to live in the Midwest, which I thought was odd for a number of reasons--one, I don't consider Denver midwest, and two, she knows we're Slavic, and well, teh midwest is FULL of Slavic immigrants, from wayback, and certainly a haven for immigrants today. Why wouldn't I choose t live in areas where I can speak my native language in public on a regular basis?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
This is great news. I have two cousins living up in Iowa that I am sure will be flaming homos once they move away from their cornfed little hometown, population 2000. I look forward to attending my littlest cousin's wedding to a guy named Doug or something in Des Moines in 2022. (he's only 9, but you can tell early with this one, believe me - he's the twinkliest twink that ever twinked.)
Congratulations, Iowa, for getting a clue and joining the 21st century. Hopefully, every other backwards state (including my own) will catch up with you real soon!
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"Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes." - MK
Submitted by kla on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:21pm.
I live in North Carolina now, and when I tell people I'm from Montana they ask where that is.
West of Wyoming considers itself West Coast.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:16pm.
I agree. I think West starts at the 308 area code.
Submitted by April Rain on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
I went to North Carolina for a friend's wedding and we went to get our nails done. The lady and another girl sitting next to her started asking where I was from, since I didn't have a southern accent. I told them I was from Nebraska, and they got very excited. How long did it take to get here? Do you have a lot of snow? Is it dark there a lot? Things of this nature.
It took me about 5 minutes of answering their questions before I realized they thought I meant Alaska.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:02pm.
there are some islands of "blue", if you will, in the most conservative of areas...Austin, Boulder, Denver, just to name a few. Although, is Colorado Midwest or not? I always wondered that--people here don't like the midwest label.
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I think the Midwest ends west of Grand Island, Nebraska (this is only meaningful to Nebraskans here) but Colorado is definitely West, not Midwest.
And to be honest, my county in Nebraska is pretty red...I had an Obama sign in my front yard, and I would get these furtive calls at night asking me where I got my sign and whether they could get one, too.
Submitted by April Rain on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:07pm.
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I REALLY should've known better - sorry - but I do know more about Iowa now than I ever did before! :)
LOL at kla...
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
MK and Mah-Boo sittin in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by a f r on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:01pm.
Perfect. I don't feel so bad now out poopin' along side the dog.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:47am.
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I can tell you I'm not offended at all - it's so common. My husband is from NYC and his family would bring suitcases of bagels and capicola when they came here.
I worked with someone who asked me if I live near the bombing that happened here. I got all freaked out (WE HAD A BOMBING ??????) until I realized she thought Omaha was Oklahoma City. And she only lives in Minnesota.
Des Moines Iowa is the only place I've ever been where MLK drive was a nice place.
http://www.alistz.net
I forgot to put 'eh' at the end of my post.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
there are some islands of "blue", if you will, in the most conservative of areas...Austin, Boulder, Denver, just to name a few. Although, is Colorado Midwest or not? I always wondered that--people here don't like the midwest label.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by kla on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:57am.
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Buggy thingys get stuck in the snow...sled dogs all the way, baby!
And if we can find it (cuz it's totally dark here 6 months of the year, dontcha know?) and not frozen over, we still go in a hole in the ground.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
If she's rich, her buggy is pulled by two pigs, not one (and she's probably over on millionaredating.com or whatever the ^$#%* site is). Regardless, waterclosets are a coastal phenomenon. Hole in the ground is good enough for us!
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:52am.
Wow, you must be rich. You have one of them fancy horseless buggys and a real watercloset, I betcha.
Needless to say, she has good
looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous
on the tall dating site: ___Tallmeet.com___. Maybe she can
join to attend the sexy things session to attract tall guys!!
at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
Submitted by a f r on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:50am.
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LOL, we just got FM radio.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by missy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:45am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:39am.
People shouldn't jump to conclusions about the progressive nature of the middle of the country.
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true, but we can't help it. We just don't know.
That's totally true. When I left Iowa to go to school in New York, people confused Iowa and Idaho right and left, and even called it Idawa. My Iowan friends and I responded by making up incredible lies about the state:
1. People keep pigs as pets.
2. But you have to be careful. Get a pig mad and he'll eat you.
3. Governor is planning to wire the entire state for electricity--there will be a huge celebration!
Submitted by a f r on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:45am.
Who knew Michael K had so many midwestern fans? Maybe we're more progressive than some think . . . .
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I don't think that anymore, really!! I've been learned!
*slinks back to igloo* ;)
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:33am.
maybe I will meet a farmer.
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You can be his hoe... ok sorry snow that was lame
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ha ha for that I can just meet Jersey farmer boy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by kla on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:29am.
I'm on the east end of the state--most people around here want to call your area Wyoming. lol
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Funny! (-:
People from around here (no less) call themselves Wyobraskans. Dumbness!
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If I were out there, I'd claim Wyoming too. At least there's some scenery there.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:39am.
People shouldn't jump to conclusions about the progressive nature of the middle of the country.
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true, but we can't help it. We just don't know. I grew up in Boston and moved to Ann Arbor MI for school. I thought there'd be NOTHING out there. Um, HELLO!?! What I found was a progressive, cultured, active and kind community. Although people say Ann Arbor is really an extension of the east coast. But still. What was my point again?
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Who knew Michael K had so many midwestern fans? Maybe we're more progressive than some think . . . .
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Former Iowegian . . . and we used to call the Missourians Goatropers!
Submitted by kla on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:29am.
I'm on the east end of the state--most people around here want to call your area Wyoming. lol
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Funny! (-:
People from around here (no less) call themselves Wyobraskans. Dumbness!
and I forgot, that's because they are the worst drivers. Heehee
Submitted by April Rain on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:36am.
Nebraska here too ! And we all think Iowegians are the worst drivers when they're over here.
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I had a coworker that was not from around here who couldn't figure out how to get back from Omaha to Council Bluffs. Another coworker told her to "roll down the window, stick your head out, and follow the smell."
I love that we have so many Nebraskans here! Go Huskers! After all, we were the first state in the nation to have two women running against each other for governor.
People shouldn't jump to conclusions about the progressive nature of the middle of the country.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:29am.
I'm on the east end of the state--most people around here want to call your area Wyoming. lol
Nebraska here too ! And we all think Iowegians are the worst drivers when they're over here.
maybe I will meet a farmer.
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You can be his hoe... ok sorry snow that was lame.
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Submitted by kla on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:23am.
I'm from Nebraska and we call Iowans Iowegians. lol
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I'm from western Nebraska and we call Iowans East Nebraskans. (just kidding) (-:
LOL Miss. maybe I will meet a farmer.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:18am.
ok, you all have convinced me, I'm packing up and moving to Iowa!
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boiling urine > cow shit (in terms of offensive smells)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yay!! for the Gays!!! :)
and for all of us.
here's a bowl to toast human enlightenment!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I'm from Nebraska and we call Iowans Iowegians. lol
yay for gay rights! fuck that, yay for HUMAN rights!!!
ok, you all have convinced me, I'm packing up and moving to Iowa!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
Submitted by a f r on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:11am.
Iowa's vote went to Obama--it's not all conservative. It's Iowans. If you're from Missouri, you probably call Iowans Iowegians. Yes, the farmland can be smelly. The great majority of the towns aren't, and it's a great state. SO fantastic to hear this news today!
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Actually, I am from Missouri and as far as I know, we call Iowans, Iowans.
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Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:56am.
Not to mention, when you are trapped in a subway station in Manhattan in July surrounded by 50,000 sweaty miserable people, broiling urine, and roasting trash, the idea of smelling cow manure and pig ass in Iowa is like a distant idyllic dream. So much for urban elitism at that moment.
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Hahahahahaha! I love the "broiling urine"! I can almost smell it from your oh so vivid description!
@ DG...thank you!:) he's pissed off at me cuz I won't let him come home...DUH on topic , my house, in Iowa, smells like cat poop
Iowa's vote went to Obama--it's not all conservative. It's Iowans. If you're from Missouri, you probably call Iowans Iowegians. Yes, the farmland can be smelly. The great majority of the towns aren't, and it's a great state. SO fantastic to hear this news today!
Submitted by April Rain on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:37am.
People who think the Midwest is a bunch of thumbsuckers really need to read more.
I don't live in Iowa, but in a neighboring state, and people I know have nothing against gay marriage.
I also live in a neighboring state and couldn't agree more. It's just that the damn biblebeaters make so much noise.
@ missy lol! she told me that either yesterday or 30 yrs. ago:) i can't really remember! It's true tho', the farmers around here live in MANSIONS!!!