Friday, April 3rd 2009
Um...Okay?
Lily Allen played L.A. last night and during her cover of Brit Brit's "Woomanizah" (which Lily strangely pronounces "Womanizer"), a cokey freckled mess stumbled on stage for absolutely no reason. Blohan popped out of nowhere, whispered something to Lily, gave her a side-hug, threw her skanky bones up in the air, busted a move like a special needs chimp, played a game of Hide-N-Seek behind Lily and then staggered off. I think I just witnessed a drug deal.
Why else would Lily bring Blohan on stage? That's not exactly something you flaunt. A Lohan is something you only bring out at parties when it's time to go skiing. Other than that, you keep that filthy little secret to yourself!
The crackery cracks at the 3:30 mark in the video above.
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Pretty sad when you are doing a cover of a Spears song.
Pretty sad when I'd rather hear Spears sing/lip sync her own stuff.
I think the thing that most offends me is that she's doing a cover of a very recent, very shitty song.
Sometimes Lily looks adorable & other times like here she looks like a boy with Downs....The song sounded like utter crap too. They are soooo doing lines together after the gig.
“I wish people wouldn’t sensationalise it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.” Lily seems to know Lohan better than we think.
What happened to copyrights and shit? When I was a kid it was unheard of to sing other peoples shit, unless it was some classic, like metallica might do a led zeppelin song, which was already 20 years old or something - but now people are singing brand new shit. Everybody on Earth was performing Rhiana's Umbrella when it was still new, now this.
Freaking odd.
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I disagree! bring those skiing buddies out in the forefront, dammit.
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bitch is looking like the girl from the grudge, only a ginger version, lohan, no one wants to see your anorexic lesbo ass do the potty dance on stage, bitch
Someone likes attention. And someone looks like something that just crawled out of the sewers. Sheesh.
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What is ITA, sorry my internet lingo is subpar!!! LOL!
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I thought that was Neil from The Young Ones.
Crazy ITA with your statement.
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I don't think Lily invited Hohan to come on stage , I think she just jumped on stage and lily din't want to embarass her by telling her to get the fuck out.
PS: Lily can't dance
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Umm.. I like Lily, don't know why? But the fact that she is friends with Lohan is making me not like her!
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