Friday, April 3rd 2009
Um...Okay?
Lily Allen played L.A. last night and during her cover of Brit Brit's "Woomanizah" (which Lily strangely pronounces "Womanizer"), a cokey freckled mess stumbled on stage for absolutely no reason. Blohan popped out of nowhere, whispered something to Lily, gave her a side-hug, threw her skanky bones up in the air, busted a move like a special needs chimp, played a game of Hide-N-Seek behind Lily and then staggered off. I think I just witnessed a drug deal.
Why else would Lily bring Blohan on stage? That's not exactly something you flaunt. A Lohan is something you only bring out at parties when it's time to go skiing. Other than that, you keep that filthy little secret to yourself!
The crackery cracks at the 3:30 mark in the video above.
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madam s, good one.
Lilo DID look like a scrawny little monkey when she put her arms around her head; that girl needs to join Wino in St. Lucia or something... disappear for awhile.
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Strawberry Wine did you pick your name from the song?
Why is she signing Britney's song again and again and again? Sing your own bad songs Lilly.
Why are there soo many dudes there is my question? Or are those douches? I couldn't tell... maybe the slag who filmed this needs to go back to travel channel film school.
That was pathetic.
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Douchechill!
triscuit, i've "broken up" with a friend. we were best friends for almost 9 years. she completey changed though in the last 2 years of our friendship. she turned into this shallow, materialistic, judgemental, snobby & bratty hipster who'd spend her enitire paychecks at american apparrel. that wasn't what did it though- i found out she was talking major shit on me, telling the "new friends" she had all of my personal shit. pretty much, just being the most disloyal friend ever imaginable.
when i caught her red-handed pretty much and got mad, she told me i was being "sensitive", and that i'm just "jealous", and i'm trying to hold her back from being popular...i never talked to her after that.
she still tries to contact me, but she also still goes around talking shit...oh well
i've met waaay better friends- loyal, honest, but not cruel and most importantly down to earth and not occupied entirely with acquiring objects.
i don't think it is necessarily "mean" to drop or cut-off a friend if you realize that most of the time you're around them you either feel like shit, or you realize you can't tell them the most basic things in your life that are going on b/c you can't trust them and know you're going to be judged and talked shit on later...in this case, drop them immediately.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Special needs chimp is right! Geez, these attention whores just don't ever tire of trying to get all eyes on them, do they? Blohan looks mangy and lame.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:26am.
Irongate,
She totally needs a little Garden Gnome outfit. A belted green coat and long pointy red hat and curly shoes.
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Lol! That is too funny!
Doesn't that wide-hipped Lily Allen have any material of her own to sing? Every time I see her (which admittedly isn't very often) she's covering someone else's shyt. What an un-original over-rated Karaoke bitch.
low brow. no style. and lindsay needs to go back to the bottom of the greasy potato chip barrel that she crawled out of.
low brow. no style. and lindsay needs to go back to the bottom of the greasy potato chip barrel that she crawled out of.
@ Triscuit
That drama you speak of, speaks for itself.
There is always one in every crowd (of friends) who has to be the leader, the drama queen, the one everyone adores, no matter how much shit they dish out.
I had a 'friend' like that. Bitch ended up ruining my reputation and fucking everyone, even people she knew I had interest in, basically making me look like shit. All the others in the group would ignore her behavior but I finally told her to fuck off.
Years later she half admitted it to me, but not totally. Took it with a grain of salt.
what the fuck, blohan is totally on stage trying to get attention like a dog hoping for scraps to fall from the dinner table...pretty sad.
your ex, i totally see it, blohan does look like the ginge-crack version of that girl from the grudge.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Miss Priss: OMG I know, I have been singing it for the past hour and pointing at people singing "Wooomanizer woomanizer baby youre a wooomanizer"
OMG help me....
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"He's our you." LaFleur
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in case there was ever any doubt, lohan is suffering from acute attention whoritis. unfortunately, a cure has yet to be discovered.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
I saw Lily live once when i was in the U.K. and the only thing that saved her godawful performance was the fact that she was absolutely shitfaced. It was hilarious.
I've heard the hearsay from my hollywood friends but
never seen it first person...
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Lohan looks like absolute shit. And you know she pulled this because she knew she'd be all over the blogs today. PATHETIC. Get a job!!!
Irongate,
She totally needs a little Garden Gnome outfit. A belted green coat and long pointy red hat and curly shoes.
I don't believe in violence, but I want to punch that chick screaming in the video.
O/T: Lindsay looks like death and Lily has to be one of the worse performers I've seen.
Lohan is utterly pathetic. She will take any opportunity to be in the spotlight (even go so far as to jump onstage with this D-lister), then whine about the paparrazzi/fans always being "in her business". I wish she would just OD and die already. She makes Tara Reid look like Martha Stewart.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:22am.
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mad ♥,GURL!
Lily reminds me of a "failed" dwarf. All the ingredients are there. The big bulbous head, short chubby legs. There's a dwarf in there just itching to come out, it just never quite fully made it. ************************************************** When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:12am.
off topic= anyone have a friend "break~up" with you?
I guess I am an asshole friend.
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Yes, and it's usually a "friend" that has had a guilty conscience over something that THEY did to me, which came to light afterwords.
Be glad, don't be sad. Friends talk shit out and say whats on their minds, users and losers take the easy way out!
On Topic- Coke Whores.
um, WHY would you cover that fucking song?!
And WHY did I watch that shit? Now i got woumbanizah stuck in my head all day. fuck
So now Hohan and Lily are like BFFs and stuff? I'm surprised Lily likes Hohan
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Have I been so conditioned by the "singer"-dancer-lifestyle trendsetter hybrid hyper-starlet that I found this performance pedestrian at best? It was like a HS assembly performance, and they got clearance to swap in colored bulbs in the fixtures IF they paid for them AND any damage the higher wattage caused to the sockets.
I was really hoping for more audience shots, because I'm trying to figure out who's going ape shit for Lily Allen.
Also, Lohan. Sad. Didn't she try and launch a singing career awhile back? I remember pics of her on her knees on stage, with some quote about how music was her passion. Looked like a coke-fueled attempt at borrowing some stage glory.
And to the commenter who said, "Coke's here, show over" ... LOL.
Submitted by FilthyBitch: "What happened to copyrights and shit?"
Not sure if this is correct, but I think that if you write a song, you earn royalties every time it's performed, for a certain number of years until it becomes public domain. For instance, I'm sure if Lily wanted to record it and perform it, she had to pay to use the song.
That's why Michael Jackson could buy all those Beatles songs and then decide if they could be used in commercials.
Buster Poindexter must be loaded, because they use that song "Hot Hot Hot" all the time for shit.
It was embarrassing!
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:16am.
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ALWAYS DRAMA when said"friend" is around!
Sanks for the ♥
mike,
No kidding. Talk about a shallow pool of reference.
LL looks like Cousin It dancing on stage.
Well Triscuit, I have 'broken up' with a friend because of fuckery that was afoot. Unless it's something drastic, people let things go. Maybe your 'friend' is the asshole?
I still love you xoxoxo
I don't mind Lily, but if she hangs in Hohans crowd, she'll be a has been in no time.
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The song sounds like shit! Lindsey looks like shit. Skanky, sleezy HO! Lines for everybody after the set.
I caught a little bit of Lily (why isn't it spelt Lilly???) on Rove in Oz a couple of weeks ago and I thought awww she's so cute.I like her and yep really don't know why either.
off topic= anyone have a friend "break~up" with you?
I guess I am an asshole friend.
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Special Needs Chimp
fuckin lol.
Oooh, sparkly hot pants! Me like! Too bad they don't cover the seams on her nylons.
Special Needs Chimp
fuckin lol.
Special Needs Chimp
fuckin lol.
Special Needs Chimp
fuckin lol.
I like that song Day and Night at the beginning.
Blohan looks like a skank and needs to cut that straggly hair..and her elbows are gross look like horns.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:05am.
Crazy: ITA = I totally agree
Thanks, I must be getting old!!!!
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Lilo is definitely 100% clean and sober.
Can't fucking see it
Crazy: ITA = I totally agree
I have this song on my ipod, Lily's version, so maybe she already has the rights to it or something, no idea how that shit works.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0