Friday, April 3rd 2009
Um...Okay?
Lily Allen played L.A. last night and during her cover of Brit Brit's "Woomanizah" (which Lily strangely pronounces "Womanizer"), a cokey freckled mess stumbled on stage for absolutely no reason. Blohan popped out of nowhere, whispered something to Lily, gave her a side-hug, threw her skanky bones up in the air, busted a move like a special needs chimp, played a game of Hide-N-Seek behind Lily and then staggered off. I think I just witnessed a drug deal.
Why else would Lily bring Blohan on stage? That's not exactly something you flaunt. A Lohan is something you only bring out at parties when it's time to go skiing. Other than that, you keep that filthy little secret to yourself!
The crackery cracks at the 3:30 mark in the video above.
She's like an even unsexier Rachael Ray, just blah.
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POOR PITIFUL Lindsay! I wonder if she does sweet 16s and bar mitzvahs too?
LMAO! that shit is funny! WTF?
When is Blohan going to disappear already
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:02am.
This video makes me hate everyone. There's one low-talent douchette up there singing somebody else's totally manufactured and uncreative shit-ass song, and second cokey, zero-talent douchette joins her on stage for no apparent reason other than to fame whore. Lohan can't even fucking dance in the background correctly.
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EXACTLY! LOHAN'S JUST DESPARATE FOR ATTENTION AND IT'S SAD.
Lindsey looked dumb up there. She just stood there, looking at Lily like "I'm here! Aren't you going to say hi?" She was just showing off for the crowd. Blah.
She is such a looser she actually could be a back up dancer..you go girl!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:34pm
No, it was some British show. I remember seeing lots of commercials for it. I think he was the badie. He always made these really ridiculous faces.
stake: he's the roomate who dies and starts the whole story in Shallow Grave and the dealer in Trainspotting, two of my fave movies of all time. I din't know about Robin Hood? the one with Kevin Costner? wait, was RH with Kevin Costner? now I'm confused, LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 5:26pm
I don't remember him in that. The only credit I know of his is Robin Hood and I didn't watch it so I don't know if he's good or not.
When Blohan first walked onstage she kinda reminded of Jim Carrey at the MTV movie awards in the 90s when he was all "Some fine looking pussy out there tonight, let me hear some Foghat!" Bitch is all sorts of tore up.
First comment here, woo-hoo, I finally registered!!! Ok, back to this mess, add me to the list of I like Lily, but Blohan's not helping.
OT-Triscuit, and the others with shitty ex-friends, I'm trying to break up with a "friend" but the bitch is married to my husband's best friend, so I'm stuck w/ her. She's the absulute worst person I've ever met, she truly has a black heart. Backstabbed, lied, sold me out, spread rumors, told *very* personal stuff to my own brother in law (first time she met him), was trying to get me and hubby to break up (I normal-vented to her, she was like "you deserve better" and all that crap). Told my sister in law how my hubby likes her. Told my mother in law how she and my hubby would "just click" and "have so much fun" if they were both single (at my house, also first time they met). Hubby doesn't want to offend his friend, said she just runs her mouth when she drinks. I don't care, next time I see her I'm gonna pop her in the mouth. Or at least tell her she's a fat p.o.s. bitch....and a jellus h8tr (lol, I just had to)
Rant over, sorry, whew!
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 4:35pm.
Her dad was in Trainspotting and Shallow Grave!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
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Submitted by Haribo on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:30am.
why is she singing brit's songs?! can't she get her own songs!?
i'm sure she sang her own songs. it looks like this was the last song or an encore song or something. have you ever left your house and watched a musical act perform? "covers" are pretty common.
lohan was totally unnecessary. i would feel bad for her if i didn't think she was a total famewhoring spoiled brat.
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First off her show looks like shit. Is she even singing? I could barely hear it but I fastfowarded so maybe I missed it. How is it that she has 2 cds out, when Lady Caca has just gotten mainstream and has better costumes and sets? Her shit looks like some low budget, open mike shit.
And associating yourself with LezLo will only bring you down. Her music is sort of catchy but she's such a douche I wouldn't mind her career going the way of Lohan. She's was too entitled. Just because she's the daughter of an English actor no one's heard of outside of England and a mum who produces some good movies doesn't mean the world owes her anything.
It's Helena Bonham Carter and she's fucking amazing. I hope you feel like a tool for your retarded comment.
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Submitted by aeon312 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:14pm.
You're incredibly pathetic yourself 'dat-whateveryourcontrivednameis' with your pseudo-I'm so amazing picture...hahah. Probably spend all your time making lame ass comments on blogs that interest no one. I'm flattered that you were so interested in mine. Here's a tip...you are not intellectual or interesting with your 80's comeback picture and your correcting of "h8ters" and "jellus" is neither funny nor clever. Go do something with your life. You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse.
This is the first time I've seen this girl perform.
I really must be getting old because that SUCKED!
Is that what's being passed off as talent these days? Oh. Come. On!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Uh... that is HELENA FUCKING BONHAM CARTER. Get it right.
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
Imagine all the douchery going down at this concert?...LA plus Lily Allen = a bunch of fuckin' douchebags in monumental lines to go to the bathroom to do x amount of cocaine...BLAH!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
I think that's all about great timing, a drug deal on stage is scandalous enough to show up on here and just what we want, MK! LOL! Damn, all that was just dumb, from Lily Allen (trying) to sing Womanizer (like that's some legendary hit or some shit) to Blohan going on stage and looking skeletal and awkward and probably on tons of blow. What else is new?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by aeon312 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:14pm.
Hi Lily! Lay off the coke, deary.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. -aeon312 4.3.09
You're incredibly pathetic yourself 'dat-whateveryourcontrivednameis' with your pseudo-I'm so amazing picture...hahah. Probably spend all your time making lame ass comments on blogs that interest no one. I'm flattered that you were so interested in mine. Here's a tip...you are not intellectual or interesting with your 80's comeback picture and your correcting of "h8ters" and "jellus" is neither funny nor clever. Go do something with your life. You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse.
Christ, Lindsay is desperate for attention. she doesn't belong on stage, in front of a camera, or anywhere relevant. I'll bet these two dumbshits boozed it up and did coke all night.
Submitted by aeon312 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:45pm.
God, what a bunch of haters. I was at the concert, front row and I was so impressed with Lily's voice. She is very talented and was an amazing performer. Lilo was totally random and unnecessary, but her entire life is at this point. She was so talented but threw it away. Stop hating on Lily, she's real, hysterical and a great performer. Y'all just jealous bitches.
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You misspelled "jellus," and I believe the term is "h8ters"--not bitches. Also, you could have thrown something in about us all wearing 'mom jeans' and then this would have been a pretty standard issue rant.
You're welcome.
Anyway, Lily doesn't bother me at all. Her music is clever (not my particular style, but the girl has a sense of humour and that counts for something.) The more Lohan you mix in, however, the more gross everything around becomes. She's like the bubonic plague in anorexic ginger form.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Eww.
I can't get myself to hate Lily Allen, but I definitely don't appreciate that she might be friends with Lindsay Lohan. Seeing the wretch go up there looking like some useless attention-starved scarecrow was gross.
All I have to say is "Why"????
WHAT FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS CUNT HAS NO TALENT WHICH IS WHY SHE IS SINGING OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS...GO BACK TO ENGLAND BITCH AND TAKE POSH WITH YOU!!
God, what a bunch of haters. I was at the concert, front row and I was so impressed with Lily's voice. She is very talented and was an amazing performer. Lilo was totally random and unnecessary, but her entire life is at this point. She was so talented but threw it away. Stop hating on Lily, she's real, hysterical and a great performer. Y'all just jealous bitches.
Wow, that was really painful to watch. Sad, pathetic, desperate... I feel icky.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Too bad SLUTney wasn't there. We could have dropped a bomb on the building & ended 1/2 of the worlds cocaine abuse & STD transmissions...
What I understand from this vid is that Lindsey wanted to start singing with Lily but was so high she couldn't even try and do it right.
And lily blew her off.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by strawberry_wine on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:15am.
Wow, I'm sorry you had to go through that. In my case I told my parents what this loca was planning to do. Two of my friends told her that they weren't gonna help her go to my parents. And I'm glad I told my parents because they knew we were such good friends. At the time I left for grad school they were heart broken and didn't like the bf very much. So they would've had believe her. But she would be the type to tell me let's say you were suffering because X and Y but then I see you and you tell me none of this. And she would go to you and talk about all this problems I had which were non existent. I clarified it with my friends and actually none of her former collage friends talks to her because they all she her now for who she is.
I'm glad I don't live there anymore. And have her out of my life.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 11:02am.
This video makes me hate everyone. There's one low-talent douchette up there singing somebody else's totally manufactured and uncreative shit-ass song, and second cokey, zero-talent douchette joins her on stage for no apparent reason other than to fame whore. Lohan can't even fucking dance in the background correctly.
And all these dumbasses in the audience cheer and hollar like it's all super awesome. Gr.
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lily just looks like she's doing some fancy karaoke. and what's with the lingerie bottoms? seems like she thinks lingerie is good on-stage wear. and i swear i saw her pick her crack when she's walking off stage...
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Submitted by Irongate on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:22am.
Lily reminds me of a "failed" dwarf. All the ingredients are there. The big bulbous head, short chubby legs. There's a dwarf in there just itching to come out, it just never quite fully made it.
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Yes!!!! Ha...You nailed it...To me Kelly Osbourne is another "failed" dwarf.
If you watch this without the sound off you can see how truly talentless Lily Allen is and how she just sort of moves and wiggles around.
Submitted by Paquita on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 10:27am.
wow, that sounds incredibly similar to what i went through with my former best friend of 8 years.
like yours, she loved to feed off of other people's problems and misery. and she LOVED drama- talking about it, causing it, etc...but she'd swear up and down she doesn't want anything to do with it- only if it comes back to her, or it makes her look bad in front of people.
but, she tried to pull the same shit on me...
when i didn't want to talk to her anymore, she told all our mutual friends that i had gone crazy, i'm obviously on drugs, my boyfriend is a bad influence, etc...
she even threatened numerous times to call my parents and tell them that she's "worried" about me and that i won't talk to her...when she actually did call them they were just like, "uhhh...we can't make her talk to you if she doesn't want to".
my parents were actually glad we stopped talking b/c they always disliked her and thought she was a spoiled brat...which i didn't see clearly until almost a decade later.
she even wrote me an e-mail angrily demanding that i talk to her, it not "fair" that i won't, and that i'm making her look bad b/c i won't return her calls or reply to her e-mails...that's really obviously all she was concerned about...looking bad.
she couldn't stand the fact that someone doesn't like her, and think she's amazingly awesome.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
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This video makes me hate everyone. There's one low-talent douchette up there singing somebody else's totally manufactured and uncreative shit-ass song, and second cokey, zero-talent douchette joins her on stage for no apparent reason other than to fame whore. Lohan can't even fucking dance in the background correctly.
And all these dumbasses in the audience cheer and hollar like it's all super awesome. Gr.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I'm surprised there are guys in the audience who know the lyrics to Brit Brit's song.
Also - Lily didn't look too chuffed at Linds being on stage - wonder if it was planned at all.
Didn't see the point of it.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
why is she singing brit's songs?! can't she get her own songs!?
Cont. of the friend thing. Since I don't live where she lives anymore, is easy for me not to talk to her. But if I go and she finds out she will call me and I just tell her I don't want to go out that I rather be with my family (which is true) but I was best friends with her for 6 years. Then I saw her for what she was. A person who lives out of people's misery to feel better about her self and lies to create drama in her life so that people pay attention to her. None of my friends (the group that we were/are) likes to hang out with her anymore.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Triscuit if that friend doesn't want to be with you anymore or you with her/him. There is usually a good reason for it and at the end both parties win even if you don't see it.
I have a very very negative friend who was only there for you when you broke up with the bf or if you were going through a bad phase. I moved out of my hometown to go to grad school and live now in the same city as my bf. She made up rumors of things she got from other friends. If I told another friend I had a fight with the bf ( I knew no one over here so i called my old friends-big mistake) she would get that info and start saying I had this horrible relationship with my bf, how he treated my like sh3t and wanted to do an interventions with my parents to talk to me about breaking up with him, after almost 4 years we are together.... you see who's making up drama?
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
What we didn't hear was Lindsay saying to a surprised Lily, "Don't you know who I am?"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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lol help over here too!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:12am.
off topic= anyone have a friend "break~up" with you?
I guess I am an asshole friend.
Hey, Triscuit- not necessarily. I got "dumped" by my 'best' friend years ago. Things went sour for reasons I am still (fifteen years later) unsure why. She just started getting extrememly bitter and nasty whenever I was around. I recently found her on Facebook and reached out to her, but decided to just drop it. After a recent comment on my FB page I remembered crystal clear that she is an asshole, without provocation just rude and belittling. Fuck that.
Sometimes you're better off, and maybe it takes a while to see that, but in ANY relationship if the desire to be "together" isn't mutual, you're better off out of the relationship.
Submitted by ginger_t
I remember pics of her on her knees on stage, with some quote about how music was her passion
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You misinterpreted the whole thing. She was just expressing her love for the song that was playing while she was stripping.
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
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That is so pathetic. All of it. Blohan is so desperate for attention it would almost make me sad, if it didn't just make me so incredibly nauseous.
Submitted by miffed_33 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:58am.
Strawberry Wine did you pick your name from the song?
yes, it is. mbv is one of my favorite bands.
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Sad how Lohan desperately wanted to sing w/ Lily, but got shot down. Isn't that kinda rude to try to hijack a concert w/o the "star" knowing in advance?
Triscuit, don't be afraid to cut a negative friend out of your life if it means saving yourself. I have done it before. Some people are just not healthy to have in your life.
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