Stop Bashing Shanna!

It wasn't just a bad nightmare, Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker really did break up! Yes, I know you woke up this morning, hoping it was just the cruelest April Fool's Joke ever. But don't take a pair of safety scissors to your wrist to stop the pain, because that's not what Shanna wants. No, she wants you to pay attention to her! Only she says she doesn't. But she does. Just don't let her know that you know that. The famewhore is playing hard to get it.

In a new post on MySpace, Shanna blamed Travis for e-mail fucking with other whores and said his friends were slagging her off on blogs and shit. Shanna never addresses the rumors that she blew the bagpipes of a certain hot piece of Scottish meat. I'm guessing Shanna didn't bring his name up, because she can't type it without her ass lips clapping like it's someone's birthday. I don't think anyone can type Gerard Butler without - Oh! There goes me. And here goes Shanna's full rant. Cross your eyes (it makes more sense that way) and read away:

I really thought the days of my personal relationship being played in the public eye were over. just so there is no confusion or "source" to attack my character, I am saying my side.

Travis and I were very much together in September when the horrific crashed happened, not only did I fly to Georgia I stayed by his side the entire stay and also for the bus ride home to LA, I think any human being with a heart and for the love of any good friend , never mind father of their children and lover would do the same, After arriving in LA and getting settled in the new hospital, I came across numerous romantic emails with MANY other woman, some famous , some I personally knew, all heart breaking. and the woman involved you know who you are and should be ashamed of yourself. I also came across emails where employees of my ex were writing comments on gossip networks like TMZ and Perez Hilton, attacking me as a woman and a mother. I Think those were more painful then the infidelities. As anyone can imagine, I was devastated, this is when I stopped going to the LA hospital, I knew and made sure even after what I learned he had a strong support system in place with friends and family, and I made it clear to them why I would be dismissing myself, at that point with the new information revealed to me I considered myself SINGLE and thou In my heart hoped we would remain friends and good parents had no intentions of getting back together. It was a painful time that no one unless they had lived it has the right to judge. Any actions I may or may have not done after this time, mean nothing.

I have been attacked by my Ex and his friends in the press for years at this point, my ability as a mother ( which to me is the cruelest thing you can do to any mother) my character and my integrity. I have never verbally bashed him as a father. I didn't even bash him after the infamous blogs years ago, I have never went on different social networks and made campaigns of hate and slander, In fact MANY times I have had to bite my tongue and try to be the bigger person. I have tried to always put the lives and thoughts and feelings of my children first. I am by no means an angel, and I have made many mistakes, but a woman can only turn her cheek so many times.

"No Comment" just wasn't sufficent this time when people continue to lie and distort the truth. the sad part is, the truth really isn't that juicy or news worthy, it's sad and I wish it had been left behind closed doors. I am a human being and the bashing has taken it's toll.

hope your all happy.
s.

I know the bashing is taking its toll on her as a human being, but it should be "you're." I KNOW! I'm the last whore on this fucking internet planet who should be calling a bitch out for that kind of shit, but I couldn't help it. I get to be the copy editor for once. Let me have my moment.

And I'm sure that by the time I hit "publish" on this bitch, Shanna's ass lips will be clapping all over Travis' mouth during a make-up salad tossing.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Lohohater on Sun, 04/05/2009 - 1:48pm.

why does homegirl even degrade herself to hang/marry/fuck travis barker? he is white trash, and one of ugliest mu'erfuckers too boot! i love tattooed, sweaty, dirty-birdy rock stars, but he is rediculous. she needs to move on. and away from LA for a year or so to let this shit die down. then come back and act like nuttin ever happened. ignore anything travis and his pussy friends say about her. its time to grow up and move on with life. fuck him and his retarded friends! she needs to worry about being a mother and not what a bunch of stoner losers are saying about her. its apparent she still loves him. which is the saddest part. thank you.

Submitted by Suki on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 9:06pm.

someone PLEASE get this retarded bitch a spellchecker...DAYUM

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Submitted by happyface on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 6:55am.

Oceannia420-

Honestly, don't all cheaters think their spouses should be faithful while they fool around? I mean, isn't that genderless? I don't disagree with you on your sentiments that men should be as faithful as they want their wives/girlfriends. However, whenever I hear a girl saying "all men are the same", I feel bad for them b/c I think if that's how they feel, that's what they'll get. I'm not being snide, really, just doing my part to help out when I can. Guys are people too and I think it's total bullshit when people say men are "built" to be promiscuous. Ballsacks!! Then women are "built" to be "nice". I think when people say "men are dogs", they're excusing men who act like jerks by dismissing them as "normal" men. I don't think women or men should stand for that. People should be held responsible and we can start by not allowing them to hide behind accepted misbehaviors. Anyway, that's my two cents. Hope I didn't ruffle any feathers.

Submitted by puppiesandkittens on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:21am.

Hey, if she wants to report objectively about the demise of her relationship after the "horrific crashed happened," we have the right to go all the way. Fuck it! Just bust out the AP Stylebook! I must admit I do like how she referenced "social networks" and did not endorse any specific company... that comes later.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 2:02am.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:42pm.
Whatever..they will be back together in 2 months..3 months tops.

"I am by no means an angel, and I have made many mistakes, but a woman can only turn her cheek so many times."

She probably CAN handle one more cheek turning!

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Submitted by Oceannia420 on Fri, 04/03/2009 - 12:24am.

All you fucking men are the SAME!!! It's okay for you to have a woman or 2 on the side, but when your lady strays ~~ ah she's a whore, slut or what ever name you can come up with!! It's 2009 FELLAS, The olden days are LONG gone when we sit around waiting for your ass to get home. So IF your lady IS cheating on you, I bet she has a really good reason to be doing so. If the truth hurts, then oh the fucking well!! DEAL!!!

Submitted by cheetahstripes on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:41pm.

" I am a human being and the bashing has taken it's toll."
It's should be its.
My copy editor moment :P

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Hell yeah, you want to go through that letter with a big old red Sharpie and then hand it back to her ass.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 11:29pm.

god...I scrolled past that shit letter to the effing world FAST. My eyes glaze over long ass e-mails even from people I know personally; glad I don't know these tards outside of DListed. They seem like the types who think "friends" is just another term for "captive audience."

Submitted by Freak Speely on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:46pm.

Twitter and MySpace fighting...and these are people who have children. The way this story reads you'd think everyone involved was in 7th grade.

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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:43pm.

I can't believe Gerard Butler would taint his dick with her bad snatch. It must've been a fuckpig night for him if she was the best leftover in the club that night.

Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 9:18pm.

In other words "Leave me alone while I give out every intimate detail about my life"

These people seem to think that the internet is their therapists and they broadcast their lives on it. Then they get mad when they don't get enough privacy.

I didn't read Shanna's outpour, but I know enough about her from previous incidents that have been in the news that she has the mind of a person who is in the seventh grade. She needs to grow up. What's really creepy and unsettling is that this infantile idiot is a parent.

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:12pm.

Whatever..they will be back together in 2 months..3 months tops.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by Kirakat on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:57pm.

" I am a human being and the bashing has taken it's toll."
It's should be its.
My copy editor moment :P

Submitted by Dr. Cornelia J.... on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:36pm.

He burned his penis, so, ya know....

Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:30pm.

can you imagine getting into an arguement with a man-boy who has a tatoo of your face on his neck?
this picture of your face would be just staring back at you...

i just can't get over the neck tatoo, her face right on his adams apple...

other than that, i don't give a shit one way or the other.

Submitted by Bda on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:17pm.

Shanna lets try this little ol thing called BREAKING UP FOR GOOD! That way you both can fuck whomever you want and WE don't have to hear stupid ass rants by you two. So he bashed you years ago and doubted your abilities as a mother and you got bakc together with him? OK he got in a plane crash but you DID NOT HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER "ROMANTICALLY". Now just shut up. PLEASE!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:41pm.

the poor innocent chilrun are the ones I feel sorry for. Both their parents are dim wits

on the other hand, Shanna did push Parisite down a flight of stairs so that's cool

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I gots nuthin'

Submitted by paulapoo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:32pm.

She also fucked up "its" in the sentence above the "your" sentence.

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:27pm.

These people never shut up.

We all know people like this too, don't we!?

And every high school or manufactured home community or apt complex, has a couple like this.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:25pm.

Submitted by ricki lake: "I feel like God fashioned Shanna out of a carton of Pall Malls, Barbie-pink Bonne Bell Lipsmackers, and the leftover remnants of Coco's gloriouslty freakish phat ass. Am I wrong here?"

No, you're not wrong. You're right. And that was a rather genius description, ricki. I was actually nodding my head yes when I read it.

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:07pm.

Mahla> You mean this?

http://courtneyphillips.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/divorce-party-shanna...

CLASSY!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:03pm.

Shanna, shut the fuck up. Asshole.

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Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 4:02pm.

wow!
we do need to invest in education. i am so sad and sorry to read these posts.

it is embarrassing, the content and the delivery.

Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:53pm.

I feel like God fashioned Shanna out of a carton of Pall Malls, Barbie-pink Bonne Bell Lipsmackers, and the leftover remnants of Coco's gloriouslty freakish phat ass. Am I wrong here?

Submitted by k.dizz on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:50pm.

You make my day with grammar smackdowns... (that's some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT)

Submitted by Albino Squirrel on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:48pm.

HEY...

MOVE ON YOU TWO! YOU SUCK AS A COUPLE AND WE ARE FRANKLY EXHAUSTED FROM YOUR DRAMA!

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:44pm.

Jeez...is she a whiner or what...

Submitted by applehead on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by musicgrad1 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:04pm.

I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site

**** AffluentMeet.com ***

where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
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From this post, you may want to send this website to SHAYNA...she'll be needing it, dumbass

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:36pm.

No one wants to read your dirty panties laundry Shanna. Give it break!

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Submitted by applehead on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:35pm.

Whoa as fucking me...boohoo

If what she says is true about the texting, emails etc, she'd have every right to be pissed and move on. BUT since she's had this done to her over and over by him, it kind of takes the "poor whittle me" out of her whole claim...

Submitted by musicgrad1 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:34pm.

I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire dating site

**** AffluentMeet.com ***

where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.

Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:28pm.

Every time I try to read that drivel, all I hear in my head is the teacher's voice from Charlie Brown.

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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:26pm.

Ok, so that slut needs to STFU and thank her shiny lucite stars they're over. That relationship was all kinds of dysfunctional.
Btw, I'm kinda neurotic about spelling/punctuation(former English major) and the "your" instead of "you're" things drives me CRAZY!
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Submitted by Helena on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:26pm.

I couldn't read that shit. Too many comma splices.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:23pm.

Blah, blah, blah, ME!
Blah, blah, blah, ME!
Blah, blah, blah, ME!

That's all I'm hearing.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:17pm.

Actually what annoyed me more about Shanna's rant was the improper use of commas not so much the "your" thing. Commas aren't periods, bonehead!

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:14pm.

I even make the your - you're mistake, it makes my eyes burn when I do. Well, obviously Shanna isn't a teacher or an English prof...so all those grammar mistakes only highlight the fact that she's a bad mother. Nah, I'm kidding, that shit has nothing to do with it. She shouldn't take this so personally and just get with some other dude. Travis Barker is a MEGA-douche loser anyway.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:14pm.

across numerous romantic emails with MANY other woman, some famous , some I personally knew, all heart breaking

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Is it just me or did she mean MANY other WOMEN? Oh good . . . it's not just me.

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Submitted by highrisehomo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:12pm.

MK, she also fucked up the "then" which should have been a "than the infidelities" if you are getting critical...

Submitted by yiooooooo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:12pm.

I don't like Shanna but Travis is a dick every time they break up he says the same damn storie abou how she is "cheating" and what a bad mother she is. Plus he fucked Paris Hilton that makes him a Herpes infested Dick.

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Submitted by AmberWaves on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:10pm.

So when exactly does she find time to be such a great mother?

Submitted by Mahla81 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:10pm.

Didnt this bitch have a public celebreation when she got divorced?? complete with a cake and bloody groom cake topper?? shes tryin to play innoscent and im not buyin it!! is that not a campaign of "hate and slander?" or is that her way of being tight-lipped and leaving things behind closed doors???? just sayin/..........!?

Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:08pm.

I think Travis is hot in a scrawny, skanky, malnourished kind of way, but he needs to SIT DOWN & close his pie hole. He doesn't fill out a pair of leather panties like Gerry Butler so he can't blame his vapid whore of a wife for getting all up under Gerry's kilt.

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Submitted by Mahla81 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:07pm.

how the fuck old is he? is he the mature one in this relationship?? THEY ARE BOTH FUCKTARDS. he fucking looks and dresses like hes in highschool. AND she never really won miss. america people; she was a fucking runner up who got the crown when the real miss america cunt was disqualified!

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:07pm.

Desperate much?

Submitted by angry_secretary on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 3:02pm.

I know, after that longass blog that she so painstakingly tried to make sound well-worded and intelligent, the "hope your all happy." is the icing on the tard cake.

YOU'RE. it's YOUfucking'RE. jesus. 3rd graders know when to use your/you're. FAIL.

and putting this serious, emotional info on myspace is the most white trash move I can imagine. her "people" should have sent this out as a press release to the tabloids instead. DUH.

trash into trash = trash flavored TRASH

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...