Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke's Cheating Ways
Just a few days ago Mickey Rourke was loving up Jaws like he was the only bitch in his life and look at this shit right here! Mickey is kissing on some blonde whore! It doesn't take much for Mickey, does it? He sees a bitch wagging her skanky tail, giving him puppy dog eyes and then before you know it, he's whispering sweet lovelies into her ear. That dog is a homewrecking slut! She's loving it and wants more. Poor Jaws. When Mickey got home reeking of doggy chow, Jaws knew he had been untrue. He probably howled, "Why can't you love me?!", but Mickey was too wasted on the sweet intoxication of that dog slut to listen. The next time Mickey makes out with Jaws at an airport, he's going to know it's not that special.
Apparently, the dog slut had some kind of ear infection and that's why Mickey was giving it some love. Well, now that skank whore also has an eye infection from getting that close to Mickey's mug!
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I like Mickey now! He was gracious about the Evan Rachel Wood thing, he took the high road with that wrestler clown on Larry King Live, and he loves dogs. That's good in my book. There ain't no puppy skanks either.
this is the age of social responsibility. he's allowed to love as many dogs as he possible because so many of them are being abandoned. spread the love mickey.
I'm here! I had to run to the store to buy popsicles for my hangover.
and i just made a batch of rice krispy treats but instead of the krispies I used Trix. I crave weird shit when i'm hung over.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the
focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the tall
dating site __Tallmeet.com__ for dating~ ,seems it's such a
waste being here!!lol.....
I think I'm going to get ripped on for this...he looks pretty good here.
I think it's the goatee that he's rocking. Looks good.
I'm now going to sit in a corner and hang my head in shame.
OI! Johnnysgirl!!!
we're trying to track you down to give you your animated avatar.
you there?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Ugh - I am hung ovah! I feel like doody. Sitting here farting around on Dlisted is about all I am capable of right now.
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Momus!
No doubt! Who knew immortality was so YUM!
johnnysgirl,
I think the mean people are feasting on blood right now... It is all gooood! Goo-goo-goood!
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:26pm.
It's safe ... for the moment.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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* pokes head in, looks around to make sure there are no fisticuffs going on *
Is it safe?
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I should be thrown into the loony bin for posting this shit. And we can share a padded room, because you're reading it! -MK
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 8:18pm.
Reruns are OK so long as Adrian's in them.
*swoons*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Carrot!
That is him! MmmmmmmM!!!
Momus!
I don't think there are new epi's. I think it is syndication...but it's LOVELY!!!
SH...I am almost to the end!! I finally got that damn voodoo doll thanks to YOU!!!
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:24pm.
Highlander is back?!? Woo, woo.
BTW: How's the Sleepy Hollow game going?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Clarissalina, is he the one with the long hair?
Ya know who I wanna sex??? Adrian Paul!
(sorry, Highlander marathon)
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
LCT,
Fearless. That is all.
Off topic? On topic?
Anyway, I totally want to have sex with Jeff Bridges.
Stoney,
I don't have any advice that Momus and Farrah haven't given already. People only get away with what we allow them to get away with...
I'd kick his ass! Cut him! Sorry..they put the Highlander series on SciFi, and I love me some Adrian Paul!!!
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 6:37pm.
Mickey looks like a Mormon soccer mom in that blouse.
Why is The Wrestler cross-dressing?
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His shirt looks like its made from 1950's upholstery.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Mickey looks like a Mormon soccer mom in that blouse.
Why is The Wrestler cross-dressing?
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Miss Priss- 31 weeks- will be 32 week monday!
double post... i know..
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Miss Priss- 31 weeks- will be 32 week monday!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:49pm.
Sugaroo - chain porn txtn. HAHAHAH!
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I was CRYING when he told me. He got a text back from one of his friends who said, "Funny! You dick!"
Porn. Dick. BWAH! Okay, not really.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Sugaroo - chain porn txtn. HAHAHAH!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:40pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:38pm.
I'm doing better with John because he's on the left side of my screen i/o the right!
HA! If you start that "where did your avvie go?" shit again, I'm outta here!
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That was some alcohol-type shit that night. And I don't even drink! John was totally messing with me.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:38pm.
I'm doing better with John because he's on the left side of my screen i/o the right!
HA! If you start that "where did your avvie go?" shit again, I'm outta here!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:36pm.
Hey Sugaroo! Long time no see! John is a multi-faceted man who appreciates all seasons & holidays & is secure enough in his masculinity to express it.
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I'm doing better with John because he's on the left side of my screen i/o the right!
Little Johnny Foo Foo, hopping through the main page, picking up the posters and bopping them on the head! *bowing*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Awwwww, Stoney, love you back, & sorry you're going thru all this shit.
Hey Sugaroo! Long time no see! John is a multi-faceted man who appreciates all seasons & holidays & is secure enough in his masculinity to express it.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Migraine and M.E.
Migraine - That is The Sisto! Back off, he's mine.
M.E.: A guy I work with got a text yesterday from a friend telling him he had an emergency and to call him at this number. He called and it was a porn hotline! So he passed it on and now it's become this major chain text where everyone is falling for it and calling a porn hotline!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Yeah, I gotta agree, Stoney. Don't confuse your conscience with enabling behavior. He needs to fail and huge, hit rock bottom and pull himself up by his own bootstraps. He'll never change if you keep buffering him from his own bad decisions.
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
Sugaroo
That Sisto in your avie? aka Billy, aka Elton?
LOVE HIM!
Sugaroo - cuz I'm too busy txtn me fella's!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:21pm.
i agree with you. This sorry excuse of a man does whatever the hell he wants, knowing that Stoney will take him back, and then look at our girl. He fucks up and goes on happily with his life and Stoney ends up stressing and crying. That's enough Stoney. Time for some tough love.
Plus, you don't "try to break up". You just go ahead and kick his ass to the curb. Stoney is enough of a responsible adult to take care of herself, and she's got her own problems. Stoney, it's about time you stop wiping this loser's ass and find yourself a real man. Or better yet, spend some quality time with yourself, so you can realize how much you're worth.
I'm only being this blunt cause i care about you.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:24pm.
Sugaroo - Oh. Whoops. I didn't knowed dat.
*embarassed*
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Geez, M.E. With all that free time you have, how come you didn't knowed dat? *cheese face*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I don't hate you! All advice is appreciated. I love you guys.
*really leaving now*
Sugaroo - Oh. Whoops. I didn't knowed dat.
*embarassed*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:21pm.
I think partly because it's being rumored that her brother Lee might actually be the baby daddy.
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Revolting thoughts aside, he was cleared of that particular indiscretion.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:07pm.
Yes it's the same one.
Yes I'm dickmatized.
Yes I can see things from outside the bubble, but I can't kick him out now! He's fucking unemployed and homeless!
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He is unemployed because of his own choices. You do not need to be responsible for an adult who has made bad choices. He does not seem to care about anyone but himself.
You can kick him out if you want to. You are not responsible for him. If he truly loved you then he would not treat you so shabbily and take advantage of you.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:19pm.
Sugaroo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
Better headlines?
Maybe the real father's family is now in the picture.
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Nancy Grace makes it sound like it matters, though, in a legal sense.
LOLOLOL! DQ! John has EARS!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
Can anyone tell me why in hairy old hell it's so important for the prosecution to find out who Caylee Anthony's father is? WTF difference does that make? Who cares?
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I think partly because it's being rumored that her brother Lee might actually be the baby daddy.
Stoney: I had an ex-bf like this. There will always be a reason he's a victim & to keep him around, as far as he's concerned. (Not saying he intentionally got fired, of course.) You didn't ask me, but now is the PERFECT time to let him go. You don't need more of a drain on you emotionally or financially. It doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you a realist who took off the rose-colored glasses & looked around. It's not your fault nor your problem that he fucked up.
Relationships are supposed to bring out the best in each other, not make you feel bad all the time. Yes every relationship is work, & they're never all grins & giggles, but there should be more joy than heartache.
I promise I'm not trying to lecture or sound holier than thou. It just seems like you've been unhappy for such a long time. You're too smart & funny for that.
**stepping off soapbox & praying stoney doesn't hate me now**
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Sugaroo on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
Better headlines?
Maybe the real father's family is now in the picture.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Stoney, I kind of agree with L.A. You have the upper hand and can get things put into place the way you want and need them to be. I am not about kicking someone when they are down, but hey.....he has done enough to earn it. Just sayin'
I know anderson. I'll try to figure it out. Thanks for the support you guys. Time to drink. Peace out!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:15pm.
Yes, that is true, but he won't see it that way. I've argued that point before, but it never works.
Can anyone tell me why in hairy old hell it's so important for the prosecution to find out who Caylee Anthony's father is? WTF difference does that make? Who cares?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Stoney, I only know on dlisted and all but you are actually in the driver's seat of the relationship right now, not that ultimatums are pleasant and he is probably upset at the moment but this might be an opportunity to adjust the dynamics of your relationship.
Ya' know?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yes, let him pawn it and go to fucking happy hour. He is responsible for 50% of the rent and bills. If you are working and have a bit to go out...THEN GO THE FUCK OUT.
Should I let him pawn his awesome laptop his uncle just gave him?
I would feel really bad. Plus, if he did that and I went to happy hour I would never hear the end of it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 5:07pm.
Yes it's the same one.
Yes I'm dickmatized.
Yes I can see things from outside the bubble, but I can't kick him out now! He's fucking unemployed and homeless!