Thursday, April 2nd 2009
Suri Is Sick Of Chewing On Barley
So she pulled off her flip-flop and snacked on that for a bit. Usually, when I eat my rubber sandal, I pour some A1 on that bitch, charbroil it a bit and serve it with some fries, but Suri likes hers raw and plain. To each his own. Don't worry, I'm sure there's some kind of protein in there. Hopefully, after Suri finished devouring that flip-flop, she ate up Stepford Katie's "abuelita with a cold" hat.
And don't you dare put any blame on Katie for allowing Suri to lick on caca. She's too busy hating life to notice!
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I don't think it was cold enough for Katiebot to wear a sweater and a tam because there are other people wearing short sleeve shirts in those pictures. I think it's more likely that Katiebot felt her emanciated body too cold... and I bet she didn't comb her hair as usual, so that's the main reason for the tam.
Anyway, Suri is now in the "Celebrity kids with homeless messy hair Club". What's wrong with these people and their laziness to comb their kid's hair properly?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I gues someone finally told Suri she had no soul, so the litle dear was trying to remedy that.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
Charlie what happened to your avitar?
I DONT KNOW. IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. IM TIRED OF FUCKING AROUND WITH IT. GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE EAT A MCDONDLDS DOUBLE CHEESE AND CALL THE PHONE COMPANY.
Have a look at what that looney fucking cult has done to Katie and then imagine what they're going to do to this child. Tommy Girl should be jailed and this baby should be rescued.
guys! suri is a robobaby. they don't feel the cold, she's been programmed to stay at a comfortable 68 degrees.
honestly- don't know why the fuck you would not dress your child for the weather. i have to treat this whole family as a joke, can't possibly think of them as real people because my mind would explode trying to imagine their own reality, where they believe whatever Tom says.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by tinkuy on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:39pm.
why does this over-privileged toddler always look so damn miserable?
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You've seen her parents, right?
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
No one else in the picture is dress for cold weather but her...
I am being to wonder about the health of Katie. Geez she is always dressed as if it is dead of winter. Just wait... this summer she will still be in a wool sweater.
Katie must really be hard core dieting and now stays cold all the time.
I'm thinking Katiebot is always wearing warmer clothing because she is emaciated and malnurished, which makes her feel colder all the time.
But lets get real. She's a dumb bitch who never dresses Suri appropriately.
why does this over-privileged toddler always look so damn miserable?
katebot looks greasy.
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Fucka Doodle Doo!
She's developing a foot fetish at an early age.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Why is Suri dressed for summer while her mother is wearing a wool hat and sweater?
Suri is sooooo adorable, looks like a doll in her pink dress...no comment on the chancla sucking.
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I was on a diet for a month and lost 30 days.
Why in fuck is this child bare-legged and bare-footed when her mom is wearing a sweater and hat?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Charlie what happened to your avitar?
That kid's oral fixation is almost as bad as her father's.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!