Thursday, April 2nd 2009
Suri Is Sick Of Chewing On Barley
So she pulled off her flip-flop and snacked on that for a bit. Usually, when I eat my rubber sandal, I pour some A1 on that bitch, charbroil it a bit and serve it with some fries, but Suri likes hers raw and plain. To each his own. Don't worry, I'm sure there's some kind of protein in there. Hopefully, after Suri finished devouring that flip-flop, she ate up Stepford Katie's "abuelita with a cold" hat.
And don't you dare put any blame on Katie for allowing Suri to lick on caca. She's too busy hating life to notice!
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sole food....Yum
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
There are half a dozen Tool fanatics in my office. We have all just gotten up and totally hugged one another! How awesome is that? It's like a goddamn cult in here! The rest of the office is completely puzzled. They probably think somebody is getting married or something. I fucking love it!!!
OMG, I need to go lie down. I'm too caffeinated for this kind of excitement.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:05pm.
scientologists believe you can NEVER say no to a kid so if Suri wants to eat caca shoes, Suri eats caca shoes.
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woah, I did not know that. is that why katie always carries her in her arms? when my little sis was around suri's age, she would stomp her little foot when I refused to carry her everywhere 24/7. I was like, sorry cupcake.
when your scientologist daddy is a richass actor, that could get really, really fucked up.
"daddy, I want a life size Barbie with cotton candy hair and real diamonds for eyes."
"coming right up, princess."
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
EAP ohh shit I totally saw a commercial for that last night,, I was wondering where the venue was. Cool shit
Why is Suri always dressed like it's sunny and 75 and Katie is always dressed like a blizzard is minutes away?
Yes Ladies and Gentlemen! TOOL will be at Liberty State Park in early August. Last year they had Radiohead and I was lucky enough to go see them. This is the second festival here in Jersey City and it's such a relief that they're doing this kind of thing in my hometown. Loves it. A whole bunch of other bands will be there as well... Echo and the Bunnymen, Beastie Boys, MGMT, Vampire Weekend, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Ting Tings, etc.
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What What
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:06pm.
Thats it! God, what a great memory you have (yeah, I am old and the mind isn't like it used to be with details)!
Maynard threw his water bottle at my gf and this fat slob practically killed me fighting her for it. People were beating on the guy, but he wouldn't give it up. Fucker got it. He stole that bottle I tell you. Ashole fat bastard! I am still angry over that.
we're talking tool?? fuck yea! maynard rules, that weirdo!!
I got to see the Anema Tour too!!!! AAAAAAAAh!
Have you seen him with A Perfect Circle? Totally different!! He was behind the drum riser and NEVER came into the light!!
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
OH CLARISSE (Hanibal Lecter accent)
SOOOOO Jealous, ONE DAY CLARISSE ONE DAY!
Opened it yet?
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
Submitted by TEE on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 1:04pm.
Devil Girl, saw them in 06 and they had a kick ass laser show the 10,000 days graphic displayed all over the arena it freakin rocked!
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I bet it did!
I would love to see them again!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
LOVE TOOL! I saw them in 1997 (yeah a long time ago) and they were fab!
Maynard wore fake tittays and looked like Jennifer Beals from Flashdance.
Awesome show. I bet they are even better 100 years later.
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I caught that too!!! That was on the Anema Tour. Kabuki makeup, Madonna ponytail, knee-high socks and two-toned wingtips to compliment the fake titties. At my show, someone threw a football at him during "Hooker with a Penis", he sidestepped it like a ninja without missing a beat. I fucking love that guy!!!
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People usually say Suri is so ugly, which I don't understand because she is like, THE ONLY celebrity child that I actually think is cute. She is gonna be all kinds of Teh Krazee when she grows up though. Yeesh! I pity the fool who ends up with Tom Cruise as a father-in-law.
scientologists believe you can NEVER say no to a kid so if Suri wants to eat caca shoes, Suri eats caca shoes.
Master Blaster!
Prayin for rain, prayin for tidal waves!!!
See you down in Arizona bay baby!!!
TEE,
You kiddin! I am a proud owner of my own "Merkin Vineyards" tee!!!
Oh..on topic: *shivers* *makes sign of the cross*
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
Devil Girl, saw them in 06 and they had a kick ass laser show the 10,000 days graphic displayed all over the arena it freakin rocked!
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
I agree they are crazy. However, take a look at the background, it looks sunny and everyone else is dressed for the Spring. So they must be somewhere warm.
Kids eat their own crap and stuff all kinds of crap in their mouth. She'll live. In fact dirtying it up as a kid helps build immunity.
Suri is 3 1/2 now....there is no way that kid was born in April.
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Don't forget to pick up what you sow
Talking trash to the garbage around you
- Beck "E-Pro"
how much do you think Suri weighs by now?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"He's our you." LaFleur
WATCH THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB_fUEe5Eh0
I still think madonna's and angelina's baby buying competition kids
will do worse than suri
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by Clarisse
LOL! Tool! The greatest band EVER. (IMHO)
Master Blaster,
Do you have a schedule??? I just found the announcement but no schedule...
MAYNARD FUCKING KEENAN!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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You're GODDAMN RIGHT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRH! This may be one of those one off shows before the tour ends but regardless, I will fucking be there!!!
Sorry to jack the thread but, seriously, who really gives a fuck about this scabtabulistic loser and her sad and adorable little child with the unhealthy oral fixation. Especially when there's TOOL NEWS.
Fuck all these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. Learn to swim.
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i don't care if she lets her kid eat caca, but if it's cold enough that you need a wool cap perhaps your toddler should have socks and shoes on...
"i don't drink, i don't do drugs, and i don't lie."
this girl's feet never touch the ground...you can tell the sole of the sandal is brand new and totally clean...and if it has some little germs that will help her build her immune system...God knows she needs to do that to survive the craziness surrounding her. Maybe she is in so much pain she has no resort than to bite on rubber to avoid biting her own tongue. Poor thing.
"Such a beautiful home! Who sleeps with government official?" - Cousin Magda
Many, many issues with this whole scenario...
What the fuck with the blanket instead of a coat for the poor kid?
If it is cold enough for stupid Katie to be wearing a knit cap and sweater, why is Suri in fucking flipflops?
Who in the hell lets their child put a filthy shoe IN THEIR MOUTH?
Cut her goddamned bangs and quit letting her hair look like a ragmuffin's.
Okay, I'm done.
TOOL! Brings tears to my eyes, when and where?
You guys know MAynard has a winery out in AZ, been wanting to get a bottle for a year now, unsuccesful :(
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I think I need to give up porn for awhile...
They are building up Suri's tolerance cause on planet Xenu the artificial temp modifies itself according to altitude patterns.
LOL April Fools ...what? wait....fuck!
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"That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth." (MK)
THIS LITTLE FUCK IS PROBABLY SICK OF LOOKING AT HER UGLY ASS MOM'S FACE AND TOMMY BOY SITTING IN THE CORNER NAKED JACKING OFF TO L. RON HUBBARD PICTURE!!
I think its good she's getting a bite of bacteria sole - help balance out her system a bit! Didn't Katie once make her sit in the car while she sprayed anti-bacteria spray all over a public kiddies park before letting her use it?!
That wont do her any harm, trust.
More disconcerting to me is the henchmen in the background *shudders* I'd chew on my own shoe to calm my nerves if they were following me with their radios 24.7 too
Katie always looks bag lady'ish. That kid is cute though.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
LOVE TOOL! I saw them in 1997 (yeah a long time ago) and they were fab!
Maynard wore fake tittays and looked like Jennifer Beals from Flashdance.
Awesome show. I bet they are even better 100 years later.
Oh, duh, I get it, TOOL! I fucking LOVE TOOL!!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
WTF? I know we're sexy, but get your rocks off on your own time. :(
Momus,
LOL! Tool! The greatest band EVER. (IMHO)
Master Blaster,
Do you have a schedule??? I just found the announcement but no schedule...
MAYNARD FUCKING KEENAN!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
TITS - what lump on her forhead?
Clarisse, they're playing Liberty State Park in August. I don't know where you are but right now I'm in heaven!
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Oh the shit she's putting in her mouth...get that thing outta there!
*heaves*
There's a reason why the Arab world considers being slapped with a shoe the ultimate insult: the soles are considered unclean.
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
In some of those close up pics of Suri's face it almost looks like she has blue or grey eyeshadow on. I wouldnt put it past Katie to do that.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:34pm.
Charlie what happened to your avitar?
I DONT KNOW. IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. IM TIRED OF FUCKING AROUND WITH IT. GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE EAT A MCDONDLDS DOUBLE CHEESE AND CALL THE PHONE COMPANY.
OMG! That is gold right there Charlie!
Don't get me started on the Phone company!!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
FUCKING TOOL IS COMING BACK TO TOWN!!!!!!!!!I'M SO PSYCHED!!!!!!!!!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!
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Huh????? I don't get it.
But I do agree about the Suri's new diet.
BTW: Are you the same MB at another site with whom I once had a most scintillating conversation about Perez Hilton being sued for stealing photos?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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They're getting some good wear out of that chastity blanket eh? It's not to keep Suri warm, its to shield Suri's poopy Pampers from being photographed every time she gets picked up. Which is often.
Katie looks haggard as usual. Good.
Master Blaster!?!?!?!
SHUT UP!?!?! Where???
Oh...BRB...
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IT DISAPPEARED LIKE A FART IN THE WIND. ~Charles Manson
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:42pm.
I gues someone finally told Suri she had no soul, so the litle dear was trying to remedy that.
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HAHAHAHA! Oh, that's terrible! (But funny)
Are you really supposed to let a child hold a dirty flip flop in their mouth? I don't have children, so I know nothing. It just seems a little on the unsanitary side.
Totally unrelated:
FUCKING TOOL IS COMING BACK TO TOWN!!!!!!!!!I'M SO PSYCHED!!!!!!!!!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!...Ok, I'm done...wait...No, I'm not!...TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!TOOL!
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FACK!! These two give me the shivers!!!
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:42pm.
heeheeheee!! :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:44pm.
Question- If Katie is so grossly thin everywhere else, how does she still have the most bizzarly stumpy legs this side of Britney?
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she's a runner. britney bulks up in her legs when she dances a lot.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 04/02/2009 - 12:33pm.
That kid's oral fixation is almost as bad as her father's.
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It makes Davis Miscarriage happy, that's for sure!
hahah in one pic we can see the huge lump on her forehead they're always trying to cover up with the bangs.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Question- If Katie is so grossly thin everywhere else, how does she still have the most bizzarly stumpy legs this side of Britney?
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Wow, he's a superhuman moron...
does scientology have something against dressing according to the weather? are they trying to prove that you can overcome the elements if you convince your toddler to wear flip flops when it's 45 degrees outside?
I'm still wearing my longass parka, gloves and scarf. it's fucking cold in nyc. wtf katie? for suri's sake I hope they're in cali.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...